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HOME PAGE THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
You don't spell the word fantasy with a "q" - well, not in civilized countries, anyway!

Welcome to Les Pages aux Folles, a collection of satirical writings and comedic doodles. The most recently written articles can be found in the New section; two or three will appear each Sunday. I now also rotate two cartoons (My Toronto and/or Delicate Negotiations); while the latest will appear on this page every Sunday, recent cartoons can be found on the appropriate pages in the New section. Collections of older material (currently numbering 29: 22 books of prose and seven of cartoons) appear in the Archive.

Enjoy,
Ira Nayman

WARNING: This Web site contains words, images or concepts that may be offensive to some.
While reading, please be sure that your inner child is otherwise engaged.

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Aah, The Writer's Life, July Edition

As I wrote last month, a lot happens in the summer as books released earlier in the year start getting reviewed and...other things happen. For more proof, look no further than the most recent review of What the Hell Were You Thinking? Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions on Amazon.com Web site. As anonymous Amazon Customer writes: "Once again Ira Nayman, as the proprietor of the Alternate Reality News Service has come up with a genius collection of short pieces that will have you in stitches yet wondering if these futuristic alternatives are already here... Highly commended." Thanks, anonymous Amazon Customer!

Not only that, but the first review of my third novel, Random Dingoes has appeared on the Rising Shadow Web site. Seregil of Riminee called it "a veritable feast of laughter." Who am I to disagree?

If you want to learn more about how I do it, there is another new interview with me on Lady N's Den of Indie Awesomeness. The lady truly is awesome for giving me this opportunity to give some insights into what I do.

Subtle Self-promotion is Equated With a Good Idea at Les Pages aux Folles!

If you read a book by a small press or self-published author that you really enjoy let the world know! Blog about it. Post reviews to Amazon, Goodreads or the like. Mention it to your social networks. Small press and self-published authors live and die by word of mouth, and your friends would probably be grateful to find a good book by a new writer. Everybody wins!

This Week's New Columns

The Daily Me - Magda Carta

The latest response to the drought in California is shampooless shampoo. Simply open the bottle and wave it over your head three times (two times are recommended for dry scalps; four if your hair is especially greasy).

Big DICK Radio Caves to Demographic Reality

For instance, did you know that the first three notes of 'Yo Momma So Big' inspired the last three notes of Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven?' Yeah, it may be a surprise to Jimmy Page, too. Still, now you know.

Public Says Criminals Should Be Punished With a Poll

"Why...why...why, I have a good mind to make a complaint about this to the rules and procedures committee!"

The Daily Me - Grubsmacker Volcke

- Republican Presidential nominee Jazzie Jebbie Jeezster

Other Things Worth Knowing

Welcome Back My Friednishes To The Show That Never Ednishes

I now have a Facebook author/fan/whatever you want to call it page: Ira Nayman's Thrishty Friednishes. Go, look around, like it if you feel so inclined and feel free to leave a comment. I have only just started it, so it may be a little sparse at the moment, but I will add content based on what people post they would like to see. Within reason.

Your Immortality Is Ensured! Sorta... More Or Less...

Ask Amritsar and Ask the Tech Answer Guy, the two advice columns produced by the Alternate Reality News Service, are now a weekly feature of Les Pages aux Folles. I'm not sure how this is going to work out, but it's nice to see the Web site continue to evolve. Now that the advice columns are a regular feature, I need reader input more than ever! If you have a grave concern or a passing wonderment that you think one of our advice columnists can answer, I want to hear from you. Simply submit your own questions to: questions@lespagesauxfolles.ca. It's your shot at immortality! And, it's my chance to fill another 700 word column!

Other...Other Stuff

As always, all praise to Gisela McKay of Pixcode for her assistance with Les Pages aux Folles since its inception. Not only has she donated space on her server for me to park the Web site, but she has withstood an onslaught of newbie questions that would have made a lesser woman run away screaming (not an uncommon reaction to me, I must admit). This Web site would not have been possible without her. Gisela is, truly, a tech goddess.

All material on this Web site is (c) copyright by Ira Nayman. For more on this fascinating subject, go to the Les Pages aux Folles Legal page.

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Welcome, Science Fiction Fans!

If you came to Les Pages aux Folles curious about my writing thanks to science fiction or fan fiction, welcome! You can find the complete text of Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be, +

Welcome Back My Friednishes To The Show That Never Ednishes

I now have a Facebook author/fan/whatever you want to call it page: Ira Nayman's Thrishty Friednishes. Go, look around, like it if you feel so inclined and feel free to leave a comment. I have only just started it, so it may be a little sparse at the moment, but I will add content based on what people post they would like to see. Within reason.

Would you be interested in immortality?

The Alternate Reality News Service (ARNS) has two advice columns: Ask Amritsar, a column about love and sex and technology, and; Ask the Tech Answer Guy, a column about +