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Chapter 63: July 24, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Laurel Nakadate
  • Adventures in Education
  • State of the Art: The Diem Carpes Back [ARNS]
  • Chapter 62: July 17, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Boris Johnson
  • Headlines Wouldn't Blame You
  • State of the Art: Wherein the Glorious Gloriousness of the Glorious Leader is Revealed in All of its Glory [ARNS]
  • Chapter 61: July 10, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Honesto Bender
  • Frequently Unasked Questions: Those Crazy British Bastards
  • The Penguin is an Equal Opportunity Hater [ARNS]
  • Chapter 60: July 03, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Samy Mugilan
  • The Donald Trumps Politics as Usual
  • Britain [Has/Does Not Have] a Nose for Trouble [ARNS]
  • Chapter 59: June 26, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Cornelius Chen
  • The Conservative Playing the Ref to Gain Media Advantage Algorithm
  • The Eternal Recurrence of the Penguin [ARNS]
  • Chapter 58: June 19, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Sarah Tonen
  • Headlines Are No Shrinking Petunias!
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Check Your White Male Privilege in the Mail [ARNS]
  • Chapter 57: June 12, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Giuseppina Mensick
  • So You Think You Know What the Heck Do You Know?
  • The Old Neighbourhood Goes to Hell [ARNS]
  • Chapter 56: June 5, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Barco Weikel
  • Frankly, I've Never Seen the APPeal...
  • The Strange Allure of Programmable Pants [ARNS]
  • Chapter 55: May 29, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Pam Loraza
  • Puns We Love to Hate Wouldn't Have It Any Other Weigh
  • If You're Not Part of the Cover, You're Part of the Cover Up
  • When Does a Few of My favourite Things on Twitter Become an Avalanche?
  • Chapter 54: May 22, 2016

  • The Daily Me - wren steeampea
  • Quotes Loom Small on the Horizon
  • How Are We Supposed to Face the Rest of the Year? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 53: May 15, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Geraint Gravitas
  • Switch Mitch
  • State of the Art: Bullethead to Beijing [ARNS]
  • Chapter 52: May 8, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Euna Steese
  • Big DICK Radio Does it All...For You...
  • Every Breath You Take...A Life! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 51: May 1, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Eden Langlands
  • Newspapers Just Can't Wait to Headline Your Bird Cage
  • Ask Amritsar About Doing Your Bit for Humanity [ARNS]
  • Chapter 50: April 24, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Elderberry Pizzleswitch
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About How the Panama Papers Roll
  • When in Rome, Drone as the Romans Drone [ARNS]
  • Chapter 49: April 17, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Enoch Thumbtwiddler
  • Journalism's Magic Number (It's Not What You Think)
  • Flashsideways [ARNS]
  • Chapter 48: April 10, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Cat von Screech
  • The Quote..sest With the Mostest
  • State of the Art: Spoznetzov Spells Truble! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 47: April 3, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Nathan Carr-Keyes
  • What the Heck Do You Know?: 20 Questions Nobody Wants Answered
  • State of the Art: One Revolution, Hold the Haggis [ARNS]
  • Chapter 46: March 27, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Zara Zenobia
  • Headlines Were Only In It For The Money - Isn't Everybody?
  • State of the Art: Faba Not Exactly Faboo [ARNS]
  • Chapter 45: March 20, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Yorick from Yorkville
  • You Have to Get App Pretty Early in the Morning to Succeed in This World
  • State of the Art: Not Everybody Gets a HUGTM [ARNS]
  • Chapter 44: March 13, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Xantac Xenobia
  • Quotes Have High Hopes for 2016 (Ssh - Don't Say Anything to Disillusion Them)
  • So, a Tax Lawyer, a Mergers and Acquisitions Attorney and a Defense Advocate Walk Into a Comedy Club... [ARNS]
  • Chapter 43: March 6, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Willy Wanker
  • You Think You've Been Sexually Assaulted? Ghomeshi Yourself!
  • An Eye for an Eye and Pretty Soon Justice is Blind [ARNS]
  • Chapter 42: February 28, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Vance Vackard
  • If Only You Got to Know Them, You Could Learn to Love Headlines...
  • Nothing Good Can Come of This, MAX Mark IV My Words! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 41: February 21, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Ugarte Ungerleiden
  • Humour Passes on the Right
  • Canada Meets a Cruller, Cruller Fate [ARNS]
  • Chapter 40: February 14, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Terrence Tachometer
  • You Know You're a Recipient of Male Privilege When...
  • A Long Way to Go for A Mouse [ARNS]
  • Chapter 39: February 7, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Salvataore Salamanka
  • Customer Dissatisfaction Survey
  • Wealthy Patients Co-opt One Per cent Solution [ARNS]
  • Chapter 38: January 31, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Rachel Rebecca (or possibly vice versa)
  • Headlines Tried To Warn You, But Did You Listen?
  • Ask Amritsar: Are Touchscreens the New Toilet Seats? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 37: January 24, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Quartermaster Quentin Qarafe
  • Big DICK Radio Goes Deep
  • Tourists are Weird [ARNS]
  • Chapter 36: January 17, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Pierre Pizztakay
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Threw Up a Little Bit in Its Mouth
  • The Vesampuccerian GWoD, Complex [ARNS]
  • Chapter 35: January 10, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Odette Opalacka
  • Quotes Were Wondering if You Were Going to Eat That -
    Times Are Tough, You Know!
  • Putting the Fanatic Back Into Fan [ARNS]
  • Chapter 34: January 3, 2016

  • The Daily Me - Nina Natchez
  • False Facts, Real Twitter
  • If You Only Have One Thought A Week...
  • Twitter Punishment
  • Chapter 33: December 27, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Marcus Maledictorum
  • Headlines Liked Alice Cooper After Liking Alice Cooper Was Cool
  • The Dirtbucket Stops Here [ARNS]
  • Chapter 32: December 20, 205

  • The Daily Me - Killian Kalabash
  • I Like Playing the Long Can*Con
  • Innovation? In No...Uhh...Ovation? [ARNS]
  • The Daily Me - Lola Lichtenstein
  • Chapter 31: December 13, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Julie Jezebel
  • People Who Get Their News On Their Cellphones Never Have To Wait in a Headline at a Newsstand
  • When Insight Strikes, These People Strike Back [ARNS]
  • Chapter 30: December 6, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Ingratzia Ivanova
  • White Hunter, Black Friday
  • Write Stuff, Wrong Direction1 [ARNS]
  • Chapter 29: November 29, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Hiram Hoert-Kulsha
  • Crazy is As Crazy Duhaflurgonblurgon-ha-ha!
  • You're Only as Old as Your Apparel [ARNS]
  • Chapter 28: November 22, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Greg Glutmacher
  • You Say You Want a Small, Single Purpose Programme For Your Portable Device?
    There's A...You Know For That...
  • Placeholder Headline Given Its Shot at Fame [ARNS]
  • Chapter 27: November 15, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Feivel Fenderbender
  • Headlines Promise They Won't Wilt Under the Pressure
    (But Everybody Knows They Will)
  • Dreams of a Peaceful World Shattered [ARNS]
  • Chapter 26: November 8, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Evian Ever-Affture
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Was Sick of World Politics Before They Even Started!
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Self-actualized [ARNS]
  • Chapter 25: November 1, 2015

  • The Daily Me Dom Delouse
  • Quotes Stand By Their Word
  • Fighting Fire With FIIIIIIIEEEERRRRR! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 24: October 25, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Bubbles Baruba
  • Cold Climate, Hotline
  • Oral Hijinks [ARNS]
  • The Daily Me - Conrad Connubial
  • Chapter 23: October 18, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Alameida Atrophied
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Ponders the Most Important Question of the Election: Are We There Yet?
  • When You're Sleeping, Everybody Can Hear Your Stream [ARNS]
  • Chapter 22: October 11, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Rhianedd Beamiss
  • Headlines Would Tell You About The Stain On Your Shirt
  • The Vesampuccerian Dream Dies Hard [ARNS]
  • Chapter 21: October 4, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Lester Miserable
  • Lies You Can Find on Twitter (Among Other Places)
  • Cover Ops Saved the Country
  • On Twitter, the Pun is Mightier Than the Word
  • Chapter 20: September 27, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Mi Hwa Chon
  • The Littlest Klingon
  • Haters Gotta Hate
    Company's Gotta Pro-rate [ARNS]
  • Chapter 19: September 20, 2015

  • The Daily Me - gillian anderson's yellow hair
  • Headlines Lost Iraq
  • The Daily Me - N. Manny Moore
  • Chapter 18: September 13, 2015

  • The Daily Me - westerbrook tentpeg
  • TRAVEL ADVISORY: Cloudy With a Chance of Taken 2
  • A New Wrinkle in The Industrialization of the Dream Factory [ARNS]
  • Chapter 17: September 6, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Hailey Barbour-Shoppe-Quartet
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Was Sick of the Election Campaign Before it Even Started!
  • Ask Amritsar About the Dreams of Your Man [ARNS]
  • Chapter 16: August 30, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Punctilius Saruman
  • Headlines Would Have Done Better at the Pan Am Games If Only They Had Had More Government Support
  • I Dream of Genius [ARNS]
  • Chapter 15: August 23, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Adalard Musto
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is Reaching For a Title, Here...
  • I Dream of A Long Prison Sentence [ARNS]
  • Chapter 14: August 16, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Anna Phylaxis-Jones
  • Better To Remain Quiet And Be Thought a Fool
    Than To Quote a Fool and Remove All Doubt
  • Water Finds its Own Level of Incompetence [ARNS]
  • Chapter 13: August 09, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Agent Sleeper Mittens
  • Crazy? It's in the Bag!
  • Could Literature Get Any Bowlder? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 12: August 2, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Kobayashi Maru
  • What the Heck Do You Know? About Headlines...
  • Actor Claims to Have Normal Human Experience
    Hollywood Insiders Stunned [ARNS]
  • Chapter 11: July 26, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Evie Ryder
  • Og and Thag Defend the Romance Club
  • Luddites Just Phoning It In [ARNS]
  • Chapter 10: July 19, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Ioan Ioan
  • Grasping for Wealth, Grasping for Straws -
    Headlines Can't Tell the Difference Any More
  • The Oil Derrick Forever [ARNS]
  • Chapter 9: July 12, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Ibtihaj Burns
  • Quotes Like To Throw The Word "Forsooth" Into Casual Conversation Just To Get A Reaction
  • Once You've Reached the Peak, There's Nowhere To Go but Up [ARNS]
  • Chapter 8: July 5, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Magda Carta
  • Big DICK Radio Caves to Demographic Reality
  • Public Says Criminals Should Be Punished With a Poll [ARNS]
  • The Daily Me - Grubsmacker Volcke
  • Chapter 7: June 28, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Dickie Arbiter
  • Headlines Know That The Fixx Is In
  • Road Rage on 'Roids [ARNS]
  • Chapter 6: June 21, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Luke R. McFilthy
  • Preaching to the Perverted
  • Patent-ly Absurd [ARNS]
  • Chapter 5: June 14, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Muffinella Bahn
  • Headlines Can't Connect To The Internet Right Now
    (Best To Give Them Room - They're Going Through Email Withdrawal)
  • No Flies on US! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 4: June 7, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Ferrett Steinmetz
  • No, What the Heck Do You Know? Will NOT Be Your Alibi!
  • They're Game to Try Something New [ARNS]
  • Chapter 3: May 31, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Franklin Pornbang
  • Quotes Hate Themselves for Being Leafs Fans
  • Everywhere is a War Zone in the Battle of the Sexes [ARNS]
  • Chapter 2: May 24, 2015

  • The Daily Me - Oxnard Boxcart
  • A Few of My Favourite Things Seems to be Getting the Hang of Twitter
  • Puns, Huns and Pre-ovened Buns
  • The Daily Me - Ziegfeld Branche-Plante
  • If You Can't Be Silly on Twitter, What is it Good For?
  • Chapter 1: Memries...Of a Song Much Better Sung...

  • The Daily Me - Esperanza Humen-Taschen
  • The Daily Me - Ash Weary on Rye
  • The Daily Me - Onuwachi Bradford
  • The Daily Me - !99 cent deals!
  • Sad Squiggles Hijack the People's Choice Awards of Science Fiction [ARNS]
  • If It's Belgium, This Must be teus.day.exe [ARNS]
  • CIA Trains Sights on Tiny Terrorists [ARNS]
  • On the Enhanced Interrogation of the English Language [ARNS]
  • State, Your Case in the War on Donuts [ARNS]
  • It's Nothing Personal, Canada, It's Just Business [ARNS]
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