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(Just Don't Mention the Goat Head)

Chapter 1: The Chapter That Is Named "Chapter 1"

  • Introspection
  • Flash Mob
  • Man or Woman
  • Not Average Superheroes
  • Ovulation Humour
  • Between the Ears
  • Pizza Cake
  • Blank
  • Superheroes Help Friends
  • Bad Ideas
  • Tribal Affiliations
  • Edward Cullen
  • Pet Talk
  • Team Sports
  • Sibling Ribaldry
  • Confession
  • My Catchphrase
  • Cancel Wedding
  • Dueling Dreams
  • Fun Never Ends
  • Da Bay
  • Tranquility
  • Women & Marriage
  • Fast Food
  • Book Club
  • Third Dates
  • On Your Own
  • Cat Communications 003
  • Ayn Equals Ari
  • Mystery
  • Pet Love
  • Team Building
  • Love Counting
  • No Nos
  • Rocks My World
  • Kids/Selfish
  • Mugging
  • Father & Son
  • Ghosts Get In The Way
  • Information Hard On
  • Girls With Slingshots
  • Tees Tease
  • Boxed In
  • Mammaries
  • TTC Timing
  • The Two Mommies
  • Techno Breakup
  • Wha Aaaw Yaa
  • Foot Fart
  • Chick Flick 101
  • Women's Income
  • Corporate Takeover
  • Final Frontier
  • Distractions
  • Yeast
  • Alpha Female
  • Turkey Dump
  • Broken Relationships
  • Financial Infidelity
  • Patchy
  • Ponytail
  • Wiv a Lady
  • Chocolat
  • Vacation Plans
  • Dogmatism
  • Bad Luck
  • Faking It
  • Superficiality
  • Atwood
  • Pet Misunderstandings
  • Married
  • Cat Communications 004
  • Holiday Spirit
  • Death Perception
  • Sheer Heart Attack
  • Maybe I'm A Maze
  • Heartsick
  • Unusual Technique
  • Blind Spot
  • Reading List
  • Ring Differences
  • Circle of Loathe
  • Black Hole
  • Shoe Conspiracy
  • Achievement
  • The Moment
  • Comedians Everywhere
  • The Detective Watchin' You
  • Werewolf
  • Online Dating
  • Facebook Status
  • Thunder Thighs
  • Something Controversial
  • Bargaining
  • Dumb Luck
  • Greece Versus Georgia
  • Keeping Things Fresh
  • Cat Communications 005
  • Receding Hairline
  • Think Too Much
  • No Toothbrushes
  • Humour Me
  • Paying Attention
  • Manhattan Sex
  • Swearing
  • Paying
  • Goat Head
  • Flattery Phone Call
  • Moral Victory
  • Pregnancy & Responsibility
  • Behind the Scenes
  • Gay Ovulating
  • Endorphin Rush
  • Genius
  • Good School
  • Talky Another Point of View
  • Talky
  • Passive Resistance
  • Male Nudity
  • Language Negativity
  • Beyond Sex
  • It Needs a Name
  • Awe...shucks
  • Phone Avoidance
  • Sperm Pattern
  • Disorganization Chart
  • Live Life
  • Teddy Time
  • Cat Hierarchy
  • Ear Bud
  • Truly Sorry
  • Wedding Night
  • Without Loving You
  • A Man Withut
  • Useful Connections
  • Done Like Dinner
  • Old lady Wisdom
  • Survey Says
  • Velociraptor The Straggler
  • Diet Wager
  • Dental Hygienist
  • Feg Shui
  • Breakup Surgery
  • Humanitarian
  • Facial Hair
  • Threw Up
  • Never Grow Old
  • Hate Perfect
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