Headlines Are Nervous About Meeting Your Parents, But Kind Of Excited, Too...

The Writing On The Wall For Employees Should Have Been When Tech Companies Stopped Encouraging Writing On The Wall

"Lightspeed to cut about 300 jobs" - Toronto Star

"Microsoft cuts 10,000 jobs" - Toronto Star

"Amazon joins Microsoft in job cuts" - Toronto Star

"Google axes 12,000 jobs as industry takes a hit" - Toronto Star

Work From Home

"How to avoid a transit death spiral" - Toronto Star

Besides, With 12 You Get Two Orders Of Egg Rolls

"Eighth consecutive rate hike expected
Experts point to underlying pressures, hot labour market despite signs economy is softening" - Toronto Star

MSG Makes The Governor Break Out In Hives

"Why Bank of Canada doesn't need to raise rates" - Toronto Star

Premier Didn't Think Sidney Powell Could Cross The Border Into Canada

"Ontario seeing surge in 'Kraken' variant" - Toronto Star

Billionaires Call For End To Oxfam To Reduce Amount Of Bad Publicity They Get

"Billionaires' wealth jumped 51% in pandemic
Oxfam calls for 'fair taxation' to reduce amount of inequality" - Toronto Star

It Makes It Harder For Bank Security To Use Facial Recognition Software To Identify You
...Not...That I Speak From Experience...

"There are many reasons for wearing a mask" - Toronto Star

But If We're Talking About Money, A Lot More Will

"More of the same won't fix health care" - Toronto Star

Blame Prime Minister Trudeau

"What to do when luggage goes missing" - Toronto Star

Some Were Pushing For Wavelength, But Majority Felt Too Few Members Of The Public Would Get The Joke

"Greatest MOVIE ever made
Influential film poll of 1,600 critics dethrones Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' in favour of Chantal Akerman's 'Jeanne Dielman'" - Toronto Star

That Seems A Little Harsh Considering Somebody Else Might Find A Use For An Electronic Cheese Grater/Banjo Pick

"Give it away and democracy collapses" - Toronto Star

Like: Paying Doctors In Conch Shells?

"Time to think outside the box on health funding" - Toronto Star

Price Might Have Something To Do With It, Too

"Values and beliefs are key factors for buyers" - Toronto Star

Quebec Blue Jay Accuses Cardinal Of Being "A Bird Brain," Demands To See Proof

"Quebec cardinal denies allegation of misconduct" - Toronto Star

More Poor People Certainly Hasn't Helped!

"More food banks won't solve the problem" - Toronto Star

The Dashboard Light Doesn't Emit Enough Light To Read By

"The Trouble With Paradise" - New York Times

Need I Say: You Start?

"Compromises required to move forward as a nation" - Toronto Star

If Love Letters Are?Written On Stone Tablets, You Clearly Get It

"Show understanding about ancient flings" - Toronto Star

War Tourism Is The Ideal Market

"Travel and war heat up profits" - Toronto Star

The Greenbelt Gives Us Oxygen And Our Elders Give Us Somebody To Blame Our Spoiled Children On

"Both the Greenbelt and our elders are worth saving" - Toronto Star

But They Can Rough It Up And Let It Off With A Warning

"Police can't arrest our city's decline" - Toronto Star

Make Up Your Mind!

"Mayor should not have resigned
He is no less fit to occupy the office today than he was four months ago after election" - Toronto Star

That's Inspector Javert's Take On The Issue

"Shoplifters who feel 'justified' lack moral compass" - Toronto Star

Filmmakers: How Much More About Ourselves Can We Possibly Reveal‽

"Critics: 'We deserve answers'" - Toronto Sun

We Can Do Better:
If We Run More Stories About Violence, We Should Get Those Numbers Into A Majority In No Time!

"One in three riders say safety concerns keeping them away
New poll finds that 40 per cent believe the TTC is unsafe" - Toronto Star

But You're Undoubtedly Getting Sick Of News About The Republicans...

"Uninhibited and unpredictable" - Toronto Star

Some As Young As Eight Years Old

"Israeli troops kill five Hamas gunmen" - Toronto Star

The Drool On Your Chin Tells A Different Story...

"The goal is to complement health care, not contest it" - Toronto Star

Betting On Who Will Survive The Night Seems Heartless -
It's A Perfect Metaphor For Capitalism, Then

"Make money, embrace a PURGE" - Toronto Star

They Are: They Are Fighting Against The Climate

"Provinces should lead climate fight" - Toronto Star

Because Students Are Not Bright Enough To Use An AI To Produce Their Essay And Then Write It Out In Longhand
Unless They Read This Headli - Oh, Crap!

"Handwritten essays an easy answer to stop cheating" - Toronto Star