Headlines Found The Public Bathroom in Downtown Toronto Seconds Too Late...
Seconds Too Late...
Seconds...

Considering How Quickly Their Life Expectancy At Birth Is Shrinking, It Might Not Be A Bad Idea

"Do young Canadians need life insurance?" - Toronto Star

Sure, But Don't Expect The Mortgage To Respect You In The Morning

"Is it OK to retire with a mortgage?" - Toronto Star

George Santos

"ROYAL INTRIGUE
Two new books attempt to answer: Who really runs the House of Windsor?" - Toronto Star

Not After Poilievre Comes Along And Wrecks It Again

"Will fixing health care become Trudeau's legacy?" - Toronto Star

What They Do In The Privacy Of Their Bedroom Is Their Business

"Should widower and divorcee get hitched?" - Toronto Star

For A Box Of Cereal?!??!?!?!

"At more than $1M, is it overpriced?" - Toronto Star

Or: What Will Happen To The Pony Express When Horses Go Extinct?

"The future of postal services?" - Toronto Star

DIY Investing Leaves Too Many People SOL

"Should I use my TFSA funds to fill my RRSP?" - Toronto Star

To The Talking Heads, Maybe

"Did the Tesla Story Ever Make Sense?" - New York Times

StatsCan Employees Got Blitzed At The Christmas Party And Lost Them

"Where are the stats on alcohol?" - Toronto Star

Social Media

"What happened to innocent until proven guilty?" - Toronto Star

Clever Headline Leaves Me Cold

"No Name price freeze ready for thaw?" - Toronto Star

 A Song, A Dance
A Little Seltzer Down (And A Big Kick In) The Pants

"What does Ontario offer newcomers?" - Toronto Star

 I Find Walking Down The Street Naked Really Gets People's Attention
Especially As My Extremities Turn Blue In Sub-zero Winter Temperatures...

"How can I meet people without using an app?" - Toronto Star

Still Liberals - They Have A...Strange Sense Of Humour

"Liberals laughed at new NDP leader. Who's laughing now?" - Toronto Star

Will We Ever Stop Supplying The Gravy For It?

"Will internet ever stop eating our trust?" - Toronto Star

As Long As We Have The Other Forty-four Keys, We're Good With Them Leaving

"Four key players, will they stay or will they go?" - Toronto Star

If You Have To Ask, You Can't Afford It

"What will make the TTC safer?" - Toronto Star

Land Developers And Highway Administrators And Private Long Term Care Facility Owners, Oh My!

"Who are the 'real folks' that Ford is fighting for?" - Toronto Star

Since When Did Your Paper Become The Plastic Industry's Bag Man?

"Carried AWAY
If single-use plastic isn't your bag, are the alternatives really any better?" - Toronto Star

She Thought The Prime Minister Would Back Her Up When She Told The Truth About Quebec Racism

"Tell me again where Elghawaby got it wrong?" - Toronto Star

If You're Not Careful, That's The Sort Of Question That Will Earn You A Harassment Lawsuit

"Will MAID ever feel right?" - Toronto Star

 No
After It Leaves, On The Other Hand...

"Do you have to pay up to find true love?" - Toronto Star

If Drafting Emperor Penguins Into The Military Is Any Indication...

"Is Russia preparing for a long conflict?" - Toronto Star

To My Bank Account? Absolutely!

"Is risk increased during surgery at a private clinic?" - Toronto Star

Why Not? It Doesn't Seem To Be Doing Much For Tesla

"Will AI drive Bing ahead of Google?" - Toronto Star

And Would Politicians Be Willing To Part With It?

"Could Air Be Fuel Of Future Jets?" - New York Times

It Depends How Far You Have To Fall

"Is CDIC's $100,000 enough of a cushion?" - Toronto Star

 Have You Looked Under The Rug?
I Could Have Sworn I Recently Saw City Council Sweeping...

"Where is the assistance for city's vulnerable?" - Toronto Star

In Moderation

"Is temperance movement returning?" - Toronto Star

If Only They Had The Energy To Answer...

"Europe has avoided energy collapse. But is crisis over?" - Toronto Star

Sure - If They Rename The Province "Phoenix"

"Can Ontario Liberals rise from the ashes?" - Toronto Star

They've Run Aground

"Why are Lakers not doing more to win now?" - Toronto Star

There Are Lot More Enjoyable Ways Of Getting Into Debt...

"With no debt, is it time to invest?" - Toronto Star

 Have You Ever Wilted Under Aunt Bertha's Stern Gaze?
If You Had, You Wouldn't Have Had To Ask This Question!

"Is family loan really free?" - Toronto Star