Destroying the World One Tweet at a Time...is Really Hard Work!

Stand And Deliver. rPOTUS Has The Pizza.
Defcon Caterpillar. REPEAT: Defcon Caterpillar!
Those Who Know, Don't Smell. Those Who Smell, Don't Know. That Is More Than Enough.

Rep. Clay Higgins
@RepClayHiggins

President Trump said he has "been summoned to appear at the Federal Courthouse in Miami, at 3 PM."

This is a perimeter probe from the oppressors. Hold. rPOTUS has this.

Buckle up. 1/50K know your bridges. Rock steady calm. That is all.

You Must Be A Lot Of Fun At Parties

Living Waters
@LivingWatersPub

God's word says that there is none good. Your child isn't good. His heart is evil. But there's a way to restrain his sinfulness: teach him the fear of the Lord.

I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

Pissed Off Nation
@PhoenixRisingU

Fighting fascism is one thing. Calling WW2 soldiers Antifa is ignorant but...

Good Thing For Them There Isn't Much Competition In Those Fields

Kenneth Li
@kenli729

Exclusive: Twitter to focus on video, commerce in business revamp - investor presentation

I Worry We're Long Past The Point Of Worry

Molly Jong-fast
@MollyJongFast

I worry things may be getting stupider

Molly Jong-Fast Is A Prophet

Rep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMace

On the day we saw evidence of an alleged ongoing Biden Family bribery scheme, the Executive Branch tries to take out their number one political opponent in 2024. It's disgusting.

It's A Hard Merger To Justify: LIV Courses Are Nothing But Sand Traps

Rich Eisen Show
@RichEisenShow

Monster breaking news Tuesday morning as the PGA Tour and LIV announce a merger that no one saw coming - we react to the stunning developments in the world of golf:

#PGATour #LIVGolf

Hey! Don't Insult Comic Relief! It's An Important Aspect Of Any Drama!

Texas Paul Schroder
@Paultx890

Bannon will be one of the very last before the Grand Jury. He is a buffoon and prosecutors will call him near the end to minimize the clown show.

The Jewish Space Lasers Are Canadian? And Are Being Used To Promote Climate Change Policies?
Who Knew?

Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee

New York has the worst air quality in history due to wild fires from Climate Cult Canada.

He's The Joey Of The 2024 Presidential Candidates

Michael Hobbes
@RottenInDenmark

RFK Jr.: Wifi radiation opens up your blood-brain barrier so all these toxins that are in your body can now go into your brain.

Rogan: How does wifi open up your blood-brain barrier?

RFK Jr.: Now you've gone beyond my expertise.

He Needs To Be Preemptively Pardoned So The Nation...Can...Heal - Saaaaaay, Where Have I Heard THAT Before?

Dean Baker
@DeanBAker13

Trump was completely right. He can shoot someone on 5th Avenue and the Washington Post would say that indicting him for murder endangered democracy.

Yeah. Getting Caught - That's A real Problem, Isn't It?

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: Mike Pence had documents that were classified.

Baier: And he turned them over.

Trump: No, he didn't turn them over. He got caught.

Why? You'd Look Great Wearing A Pointy Hat With Stars And Moons On It And Wielding A Whip

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Looking to hire a VP of Witchcraft & Propaganda

I Learned Victimhood From Donald Trump
My Parents Are So Proud...

Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley

.@BarackObama set minorities back by singling them out as victims instead of empowering them. In America, Hard work & personal responsibility matter. My parents didn't raise me to think that I would forever be a victim. They raised me to know that I was responsible for my success.

I Would Debate That Point, But, Uhh, That Would Make Me Part Of The Problem, Wouldn't It?

Michael Hobbes
@RottenInDenmark

"Why won't you debate?!" is such a perfect distillation of the dumb-guy's-idea-of-smart-guy ideology that has taken over American culture.

Did You Know That Viagra Causes Homicidal Rage And Homicidal Ideations?

Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley

Did you know the birth control pill increases risk of suicide and suicidal ideations?

Were They, Like, On Microchips Or Something, Because Somebody Would Notice If Somebody Had Tapes In Their Socks Otherwise

Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTom

"Clinton took tapes of interviews with foreign leaders in his socks"

He is so, so confused

"I Couldn't Finish My Social Science Essay Because I Was Very Busy" Did Not Convince My Seventh Grade Teacher, Either...

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

Trump's defense against the special counsel's indictment is that he was "very busy" and thus didn't "take all of my things out" of the boxes containing classified docs. From his Fox interview:

Stigmatize - Euthanize - The Difference Is Just A Gentle Push Off The Deathbed

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Fox News host Jesse Watters calls for viewers to "stigmatize" unhoused people:

"You have to call them what they are: These are people that have failed in life and they're on their deathbed."

Tech Oligarchs Don't Want To Bankroll RFK If They Won't Get A Return On Their Investment
They Didn't Become Millionaires And Billionaires By Throwing Away Money!

David Corn
@DavidCorn

This is completely nuts. No labels won't run a candidate if it's likely Biden will win because that's an acceptable outcome. Okay. But if the race is close, it will mount a ticket—which is likely to help Trump? What's the rationale here.

Tucker Carlson May Be Gone, But His Spirit Lives On!

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp

Fox News ends its 8pm hour w/ the chyron: "wannabe dictator speaks at the White House after having his political rival arrested"

Chyron went away when Hannity took over at 9.

If They Get Too Much Smarter Than Me, I'll Have To Fire Them, And I'm Too Busy Legislamating To Search For Their Replacements!

Acyn
@Acyn

Walensky: I'd be happy to have our staff educate your staff.
Greene: I don't want my staff educated...

That Was The Year One BT (Before Trump)
Who Remembers Anything From That Long Ago?

Joe Perticone
@JoePerticone

Chuck Grassley tells me he hasn't read the indictment because he's "not a legal analyst" (he previously chaired the judiciary committee)

Don't They Have To Have Proof A Crime Was Committed?
Just Cuz Isn't Just Cause

Zaid Jilani
@ZaidJilani

If Trump gets successfully prosecuted, chances are the Republicans will prosecute high-profile Democrats who they otherwise would have let pass.