You Wouldn't Believe Headlines if They Told You!

But Look At How Far Uncritical Thinking Has Got Us!

"Teaching critical thinking is vital, despite its risks" - Toronto Star

"We Have To Work?" Ford Asks Chow "I'm Not Sure I Like The Sound Of That..."

"'I'm ready to work'
Chow strikes conciliatory tone with Ford after hard-fought win" - Toronto Star

You'd Think The Sister Would Notice She Gets Less Potato Salad At Family Dinners And Take The Hint, But Noooooooooooo!

"She can't stand her sister, the anti-vaxxer" - Toronto Star

Education System Preparing Students To Meet The Challenges Of The 19th Century

"Cursive, typing making return to curriculum" - Toronto Star

Did They Previously Promise Not To Back A Candidate, Too?

"Bailao defends backing from Tory
Candidate says she has support from other ex-mayors" - Toronto Star

Why Are We Celebrating New York?

"Here's to a caring and efficient city" - Toronto Star

Industry Needs Somebody To Blame The Writers' Strike On

"Film academy board is now 53% female" - Toronto Star

You Would Have Thought It Would Have Been Higher On The List Of Favourite Body Parts
This Just Shows How Puritanical The City Still Is

"Toronto selects Dick at No. 13" - Toronto Star

He Earns Fifteen Per Cent Of The Unrest?

"Elon Musk, An Agent Of Global Turmoil" - New York Times

But Is She A Friend-friend-friend?

"School friend is not really a friend-friend" - Toronto Star

That's What Happens When You Cut Consonants To Save Money

"Meaures to curb shoplifting may not check out" - Toronto Star

Being Able To Bring Our Laptops Into The Bathroom Sure Has Improved Our Productivity!





Is That...Not What You Were Referring To?

"Our work lives have changed for the better" - Toronto Star

Claiming Lofty Goals Without The Funding To Make Them A Reality? Sounds Like The Same Old Strategy To Me...

"Ottawa announces new strategy
Updated goals include eliminating heat wave deaths, but plan doesn't earmark any new funds" - Toronto Star

It's Hard To Deliver Flowers With Clenched Fists
It's Hard To Whisper Sweet Nothings Through Clenched Teeth

"Ford must show Chow respect after bashing her" - Toronto Star

She Should Ask The Greenbelt How Well Ford's Pledge Worked Out For It

"Ford pledges willingness to work with new mayor" - Toronto Star

The Ones Driving The Pickup Trucks Were The Worst

"During Lockdowns, Animals Roamed" - New York Times

The City Will Take Your Breath Away No Longer A Metaphor

"Please don't drive to Toronto this long weekend" - Toronto Star

Could Lead To A New Ice Age

"Signs of a thaw in city's culture wars" - Toronto Star

Does That Make Them New Gowths?

"Growth trend
The manly moustaches of the 1970s are seeing a resugence" - Toronto Star

But What Would Campers Live In?

"Decadeslong dream for an RSV vaccine close to reality" - USA Today

So I Can Mug Them In A Dark Alley?

"Follow the habits of millionaires" - Toronto Star

Their Resistance To The Idea Of Global Climate Change Is Strong

"Thousands still in dark following winter storms" - Toronto Star

That People With A Ton Of Money Must Be Geniuses?

"This Myth About Innovation May Have Doomed the Titan" - New York Times

Better Than The Hour-and-a-half Cities We Currently Have"

"'15-MINUTE CITIES' NO QUICK FIX" - Toronto Star

Windfall Tax Would Probably Be More Effective, But If The Beatings Were Televised...

"Big stick needed to tame food costs" - Toronto Star

Because The Working Class Hasn't Been Impoverished Enough?

"Free trade inside Canada would boost the economy" - Toronto Star

When Asked If It Was Worth Doing, Why Didn't The Company Fund The Plant Itself, He Answered: It Was The Dollars That Didn't Add Up

"VW Group Canada CEO says plant worth every penny" - Toronto Star

Government Says Don't Be Fooled By Smallness Of Bodies
Militants Heavily Recruiting Little People To Make Israel Look Bad

"Israeli forces kill militants in West Bank
Gun battle comes days after major assault on Jenin refugee camp" - Toronto Star

It's Not Much Different Than My Relationships, Then

"'Forever' Forest May Not Survive" - New York Times

At Least We Have Each Other

"Minimum wage well below liveable figures" - Toronto Star

Dammit! Couldn't You At Least Leave Us That‽

"Financially, it's a terrible time for romance" - Toronto Star