Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Were the Best Birthday Gift Anybody Has Ever Given Me!
Headlines Were the Best Birthday Gift Anybody Has Ever Given Me!
As Marshall McLuhan Truly Said: If You Don't Like Those Buzzwords, No Problem: I Have A Corporate Managing Manual Full Of Others
"Motivation is a key part of developing a strategy"
- Toronto Star
Not Fast Enough For You?
"Ottawa failing at Indigenous health care, Smith says"
- Toronto Star
But All The Traditional Landmarks Are Gone!
"Now's the wort time for Canada to be losing its way in the Arctic"
- Toronto Star
Cops Eager To Tackle Something...Anything
"Can We Punch It In The Head While It's Down?" They Ask
"Police receive plan to tackle racism
Sixty-four recommendations are 'first step' in addressing systemic discrimination, advisers say"
- Toronto Star
You Mean To Tell Me That From The Ground Out Has Fallen Flat?
"How to rebuild the Liberal party"
- Toronto Star
Oh, Yeah? Well, I Just Turned 63, And I'm Going Back To Bed!
"I'm 63 and I'm not going anywhere"
- Toronto Star
"It Was Doomed From The Start - It Was Like We Were From Different Worlds..."
"Singer learns danger of marrying ghost
They're now divorced, but there will be more invisible hooking up in the future"
- Toronto Star
I Knew The Premier Had A Strong Work Ethic, But I Don't Really Want To Think About His Tailgate!
"Super Duty handles quite the load
Ford has hauling and towing chops, and the backup camera works when the tailgate is down"
- Toronto Star
That I Am Too Wrapped Up In The Accumulation Of Material Things?
"The check engine light is on yet again. Why?
Do you really know what this annoying little warning is really telling you? You'll be surprised"
- Toronto Star
Then, Why Would I Want To Drink It On A Cold Winter's Day?
"A Hardier Coffee to Resist Warming"
- New York Times
Like How To Afford To Go To It?
"Solace by the SEA
Famous for its turquoise waters, wellness resorts and Belle Epoque villas, France's Emerald Coast is a balm for modern woes"
- Toronto Star
Capital City Needs To Be Reminded Benign Neglect Is Preferable To Malign Attention
"Ford woos Ottawa voters
Premier scrambles to soothe feelings of neglect during 'Freedom Convoy'"
- Toronto Star
...If You Feel You've Had A Disappointment Deficit In Your Life Lately
"Expect great things from Chow"
- Toronto Star
Anti-science Explores Link Between Extreme Weather And Sticking Chewing Gum In Your Ears
"Science explores link between climate change, extreme weather"
- Toronto Star
Just When Men Were Finally Getting The Hang Of The Old Approach!
"A new approach to making babies"
- Toronto Star
Today, Politicians Play Them All The Time
"50 Years Ago, a Mind Game Stunned the World"
- New York Times
Fox Runs With The Idea That This Is Proof Canadians Are Killing Americans
"B.C. crews fight wildfire with fire
Controlled burns used to protect, secure Cranbrook airport amid hot, dry weather"
- Toronto Star
Maybe If You're Galactus...
"As much a wearable as it is a vehicle"
- Toronto Star
So Much For The "Fool For A Client" Defence
"Murder convictions upheld for man who represented himself
Supreme Court says no miscarriage of justice arose"
- Toronto Star
When Asked Why He Did It, Man Said, "Because That's Where The Justice Is"
"Man who stole from cop jailed for four years"
- Toronto Star
The Guinness Book Of Climate Change Records - I'm Surprised They're Not All Over The Idea!
"Hard to keep track as records break"
- Toronto Star
Maybe You Should Change The Music
"Shuffle offers more of the same"
- Toronto Star
Steve Martin And John Candy Will Get Right On It
"EU working to move Ukrainian grain
Ministers mull routes by river, road and rail after Russia ends deal allowing Black Sea exports"
- Toronto Star
She's Young - She'll Learn
"Ford hires auditors to probe GTA municipal finances
Chow thinks review will show need to offset lost revenue"
- Toronto Star
Fortunately, Canadian Jewish Leaders Are An Understanding (Not To Mention Forgiving) Group
"PM must condemn West Bank annexation"
- Toronto Star
Less Stress, More Sleep Would Help
"We need to reinvent our energy system"
- Toronto Star
Which Is EXACTLY The Problem With The Energy System!
"Derailment should be a wake-up call"
- Toronto Star
