Headlines' Love Wasn't Deep, But It Was Broad

To Be Fair, They Have A Broad Agenda: They're Failing Trans, Black And Palestinian People, Too

"Our politicians are failing the homeless" - Toronto Star

But He Was Democratically Elected!

"Negative neighbour is too much to handle" - Toronto Star

With Corporate Tax Cuts? That's So Counter-intuitive, You Could Eat An Eight Course Meal Off It!

"Corporate greed must be targeted" - Toronto Star

It's The Wrong One, Morally, Practically And Gastronomically, But At Least He Did It

"At least Musk has taken a stand" - Toronto Star

The Premier's Giveaway, On The Other Hand, Is Logical, Necessary And To His Credit

"PM's giveaway is incoherent, unnecessary and embarrassing" - Toronto Star

So, You're Suggesting We Steal Somebody Else's Credit Card To Pay For It?

"Enjoy your latte, but not at the expense of your finances" - Toronto Star

Of Course, If We Drink Enough Beer, Our Health Won't Seem So Important
I Love Problems That Correct Themselves!

"Our health care takes a back seat to beer sales" - Toronto Star

Rich In Friends?
Vitamin Enriched?
Rich Little?
That's Rich!

"Report finds you may indeed be richer than you think" - Toronto Star

Except For Those Who Live In Gaza

"Food is a right, not a luxury" - Toronto Star

Not If It Came From A Still And Is Sold In A Glass Bottle!

"Grab this eggnog liqueur while you still can" - Toronto Star

He's Old And Has An Unhealthy Lifestyle, So He Should Die Soon

"GM has 'reasons to be optimistic" about Trump" - Toronto Star

What A Luxury To Have A Home To Return To!

"Many Israelis reluctant to return to their homes" - Toronto Star

Not As Many As You Might Think

"Most humans have an aversion to injustice" - Toronto Star

Not True - He Cares About Flattery, Too

"Trump only cares about appearing to win" - Toronto Star

You Just Have To Bomb Them Into Submission
(Followers Of Nelson Mandela Take Note)

"Ceasefire proves ideas can be defeated" - Toronto Star

And It's Not By Doing His Makeup

"Poilievre, Trump make Trudeau look like a leader" - Toronto Star

Broken People Play Broken Telephone With The World's Economy

"PM's team hopeful of tariff reprieve
Border security the focus as Mar-a-Lago meeting opens channels of communication with Trump" - Toronto Star

Said Every Conservative Pundit Ever

"Progressives are out of step with voters in North America" - Toronto Sun

222B Naughtgonnahapenny Avenue

"Crombie vows to address Ontario's doctor shortage" - Toronto Star

Of Course, Tax Reform Would Allow 160,000 FAMILIES To Feed Their Kids
But That's Commie Talk!

"Province, feds sign school deal
$108M from Ottawa will let Ontario feed 160,000 more kids" - Toronto Star

Of Course, That Wouldn't Be A Problem If The Government Hadn't Privatized It In The First Place
Gee, There's A Lot Of Commie Talk Going Around Today!

"Province needs to subsidize use of 407 for trucks" - Toronto Star

"I See Your $200 Cheque And Raise $50," Trudeau Tells Ford
You Think Hes Bluffing?

"Liberals offer tax holiday
GST would be cut from key items for two months, and millions of workers would get $250 cheques, as government seeks to break Parliament logjam" - Toronto Star

Just Think Of The Innuendo Possibilities - They're Endless (Kind Of Like My...You Get The Idea)!

"Hot stuff
How the sauna became the new nightclub.
Michele Henry works up a sweat L4 - Toronto Star

Having Trouble Getting It Up? When Was The Last Time You Were At A Sauna?

"I realize now that I want more than just sex" - Toronto Star

You Mean Pigeon Droppings Aren't The Most Important Issue In The City?

"Premier doing his best to distract voters" - Toronto Star

It Makes A Nice Change From The Immoral Consistency Of The Right

"Moral inconsistency of the left exposed" - Toronto Star

Lazy People Rarely Start Religious Wars

"Society should stop shaming laziness" - Toronto Star

And Compared To The Tens Of Millions The Gateses Would Have To Pay In A Fair Tax System, It's A Real Steal!

"Philanthropist boosts 'GivingTuesday'
Melinda French Gates to match $1M to two non-profit groups as donations decline" - Toronto Star

Yeah, Yeah - I'll Believe They Worship Car Culture When A Parking Lot Is Given Sainthood!

"Even parking lots elevated in Miami" - Toronto Star

Things 99% Of Torontonians Can't Afford - It Figures!

"East coast oysters, gin martinis & a top-notch tennis club
Photographer Christopher Wahl reveals the keys to a perfect Toronto weekend - Toronto Star

Realistic On Earth One, Perhaps...

"American says Ottawa must spend more to please U.S.
Minister says Liberals have committed to a 'realistic' plan" - Toronto Star

But You Try And Tell Pierre Poilievre That!

"U.S. Dominance Is Quietly Diminishing" - New York Times