Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines' Love Wasn't Deep, But It Was Broad
Headlines' Love Wasn't Deep, But It Was Broad
To Be Fair, They Have A Broad Agenda: They're Failing Trans, Black And Palestinian People, Too
"Our politicians are failing the homeless"
- Toronto Star
But He Was Democratically Elected!
"Negative neighbour is too much to handle"
- Toronto Star
With Corporate Tax Cuts? That's So Counter-intuitive, You Could Eat An Eight Course Meal Off It!
"Corporate greed must be targeted"
- Toronto Star
It's The Wrong One, Morally, Practically And Gastronomically, But At Least He Did It
"At least Musk has taken a stand"
- Toronto Star
The Premier's Giveaway, On The Other Hand, Is Logical, Necessary And To His Credit
"PM's giveaway is incoherent, unnecessary and embarrassing"
- Toronto Star
So, You're Suggesting We Steal Somebody Else's Credit Card To Pay For It?
"Enjoy your latte, but not at the expense of your finances"
- Toronto Star
Of Course, If We Drink Enough Beer, Our Health Won't Seem So Important
I Love Problems That Correct Themselves!
"Our health care takes a back seat to beer sales"
- Toronto Star
Rich In Friends?
Vitamin Enriched?
Rich Little?
That's Rich!
"Report finds you may indeed be richer than you think"
- Toronto Star
Except For Those Who Live In Gaza
"Food is a right, not a luxury"
- Toronto Star
Not If It Came From A Still And Is Sold In A Glass Bottle!
"Grab this eggnog liqueur while you still can"
- Toronto Star
He's Old And Has An Unhealthy Lifestyle, So He Should Die Soon
"GM has 'reasons to be optimistic" about Trump"
- Toronto Star
What A Luxury To Have A Home To Return To!
"Many Israelis reluctant to return to their homes"
- Toronto Star
Not As Many As You Might Think
"Most humans have an aversion to injustice"
- Toronto Star
Not True - He Cares About Flattery, Too
"Trump only cares about appearing to win"
- Toronto Star
You Just Have To Bomb Them Into Submission
(Followers Of Nelson Mandela Take Note)
"Ceasefire proves ideas can be defeated"
- Toronto Star
And It's Not By Doing His Makeup
"Poilievre, Trump make Trudeau look like a leader"
- Toronto Star
Broken People Play Broken Telephone With The World's Economy
"PM's team hopeful of tariff reprieve
Border security the focus as Mar-a-Lago meeting opens channels of communication with Trump"
- Toronto Star
Said Every Conservative Pundit Ever
"Progressives are out of step with voters in North America"
- Toronto Sun
222B Naughtgonnahapenny Avenue
"Crombie vows to address Ontario's doctor shortage"
- Toronto Star
Of Course, Tax Reform Would Allow 160,000 FAMILIES To Feed Their Kids
But That's Commie Talk!
"Province, feds sign school deal
$108M from Ottawa will let Ontario feed 160,000 more kids"
- Toronto Star
Of Course, That Wouldn't Be A Problem If The Government Hadn't Privatized It In The First Place
Gee, There's A Lot Of Commie Talk Going Around Today!
"Province needs to subsidize use of 407 for trucks"
- Toronto Star
"I See Your $200 Cheque And Raise $50," Trudeau Tells Ford
You Think Hes Bluffing?
"Liberals offer tax holiday
GST would be cut from key items for two months, and millions of workers would get $250 cheques, as government seeks to break Parliament logjam"
- Toronto Star
Just Think Of The Innuendo Possibilities - They're Endless (Kind Of Like My...You Get The Idea)!
"Hot stuff
How the sauna became the new nightclub.
Michele Henry works up a sweat L4
- Toronto Star
Having Trouble Getting It Up? When Was The Last Time You Were At A Sauna?
"I realize now that I want more than just sex"
- Toronto Star
You Mean Pigeon Droppings Aren't The Most Important Issue In The City?
"Premier doing his best to distract voters"
- Toronto Star
It Makes A Nice Change From The Immoral Consistency Of The Right
"Moral inconsistency of the left exposed"
- Toronto Star
Lazy People Rarely Start Religious Wars
"Society should stop shaming laziness"
- Toronto Star
And Compared To The Tens Of Millions The Gateses Would Have To Pay In A Fair Tax System, It's A Real Steal!
"Philanthropist boosts 'GivingTuesday'
Melinda French Gates to match $1M to two non-profit groups as donations decline"
- Toronto Star
Yeah, Yeah - I'll Believe They Worship Car Culture When A Parking Lot Is Given Sainthood!
"Even parking lots elevated in Miami"
- Toronto Star
Things 99% Of Torontonians Can't Afford - It Figures!
"East coast oysters, gin martinis & a top-notch tennis club
Photographer Christopher Wahl reveals the keys to a perfect Toronto weekend
- Toronto Star
Realistic On Earth One, Perhaps...
"American says Ottawa must spend more to please U.S.
Minister says Liberals have committed to a 'realistic' plan"
- Toronto Star
But You Try And Tell Pierre Poilievre That!
"U.S. Dominance Is Quietly Diminishing"
- New York Times
