H?e?a?d?l?i?n?e?s D?a?r?e?d T?o A?s?k

Thoughts And Prayers

"How do I 'Buy Canadian,' and still support my U.S. friends?" - Toronto Star

Cut The Crusts Off Corporate CEOs

"How can we fix Canada's stale entrepreneurial culture?" - Toronto Star

Poilievre Is Planning On Getting All His Policies From The US, So He Doesn't Need Access To Classified Information

"Running for PM without security clearance?" - Toronto Star

Don't Be Ridiculous - It's Never Too Late For Their Entertainment Value!

"Can Royals Heal Rift Before It Is Too Late?" - New York Times

Liberals Can Multitask

"Cynical opportunists or dutiful Canadians?" - Toronto Star

If Danielle Smith Has Security Clearance, Why Not?

"Would Poilievre defer to Alberta?" - Toronto Star

He Must Be Since Trump Professed His Love For The Man

"Is Carney the CEO Trump fears most?" - Toronto Star

He Trusts Canadians Are Blind To His Investments - Does That Count?

"Are Poilievre's investments in a blind trust?" - Toronto Star

Do We Have A Choice?

"There's Danger Ahead. Is It Worth the Risk?" - New York Times

That's Not The Kind Of Surprise That Usually Happens At Those Kinds Of Parties, But You Do You

"Should I still attend surprise party for ex?" - Toronto Star

It's The Latest Trump Branded Property

"Why does this tree have 180 reviews on Google and a 4.9-star rating?" - Toronto Star

Stop Watching The News

"How do I deal with a sense of foreboding that won't go away?" - Toronto Star

Fake Your Own Death And Move Halfway Around The World

"Friend wants a pricey spa trip, but I can't afford it. How do I save face?" - Toronto Star

Why. Is. Your. Speech. So. Stilted?
If. I. Was. Your. Friend. Would. I. Have. To. Talk. Like. This. All. The. Time?

"I. Am. Canadian.
Want to be friends?" - Toronto Star

Where Is The Amusement Park Potential In That?

"Let's protect the animals we still have
Instead of de-extinction, why don't we work harder to keep beasts from going extinct?" - Toronto Star

Is This A Woodchucks Chuck Kind Of Conundrum?

"With A.I., Do Coders Need to Code?" - New York Times

Perhaps Not, But If You Are Elected, I'm Better Off Now Than I Will Be Four Years From Now

"'Are you better off than you were four years ago?'" - Toronto Star

Yes
Fortunately, I Had A Stick I Could Use To Scrape It Off The Bottom Of My Shoe

"Has anyone noticed the NDP campaign?" - Toronto Star

Canada Has Celebrities?

"VOTE 2025
Do celebrity endorsements really make a difference?" - Toronto Star

I Could Answer, But I'm Not Sure My Boss Would Approve...

"Is being monitored at work allowed?" - Toronto Star

The One You Don't Use

"Which Shopping Bag Is Best for the Planet?" - New York Times

Because It Will Be Such A Low Priority After?

"Why is our health such low priority during election?" - Toronto Star

His Response To The Question Would Be R-rated
What Do You Think?

"Channelling Conservative anger actually worked for Poilievre. Does he really need to change gears now?" - Toronto Star

"Listen To Me.




I Mean, You're A Busy Person Who Doesn't Have Time To Read All Of The Studies On The Possible Connection Between Vaccines And Autism.



Okay, Neither Do I. Still, I Know More About The Subject Than You Do, And, Even If I Don't, I Speak With Much More Confidence Than Anybody You Know. So Listen To Me..."

"What does 'do your own research' really mean?" - Toronto Star

Sounds Like Somebody Is Having Trouble With The Government's Transportation Tunnel Vision

"Tunnel under Highway 401 is possible, but is it wise?" - Toronto Star

Yes
Nobody Cares About The Seven Month Anniversary Of Your Cat Being Free Of Hairballs - Stop Inviting People To A Big Celebration Of It

"Should I stop having an affair?" - Toronto Star

Don't Be Silly - Beings Of Pure Energy Should Be Able To Press Shutters With Their Minds

"What good are cameras without bodies?" - Toronto Star

No
He's Also Ignorant

"Is our premier just incompetent?" - Toronto Star

Because Men Think It's About Them

"Changing the conversation
We're finally talking about menopause, a lot. Why now?"
- Toronto Star

We're About 50 Years Too Late To Take Meaningful Steps To Reduce The Damage, So...

"FLOATING SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS
As flooding and intense rainfall become more common in Toronto, should we just learn to live with it or take steps to reduce the damage?" - Toronto Star