Elon Musk Was Asked If He Profited From His Time Working In Government,
But He DOGEd The Question

The Journal Of Pediatric Ontology Would Take Issue With That Position...If It Existed...

Karoline Leavitt confirms reporting that RFK Jr.'s ‘MAHA Report' cited at least 7 sources that don't seem to exist, blaming it on "formatting issues"

Actually, You Get MAGHA, Or Maybe MAHAG, Or, If You Stretch It A Bit, MAHAGAGA (Wasn't She A Millennial Pop Singer?)

Steve Bannon: "If you merge MAHA with MAGA, it's like 1932 – you govern forever."

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "100%".

The Horror...The Horror

Trump's Canadian bullshit is costing my home state of Maine millions in Canadian tourist dollars. Thanks, asshole.

Filth Is In The Eye Of The Withholder

BREAKING: Texas Republicans just passed a major book banning bill.

They say it's about protecting kids from "filth."

But when I questioned the bill author, he admitted that it could ban classics like Romeo and Juliet, Catcher in the Rye, and Lonesome Dove.

I Have Charts! Sooooooo Preeeeetttty...!

The spread of the woke mind virus is extremely obvious and quantifiable

RFK Jr. is reportedly going to forbid government scientists from publishing in the world's most respected medical journals – the Lancet, The New England Journal of Medicine, JAMA, etc.

It's going to take decades to repair the damage done by this administration.

I Was Going To Ask For Some Context, But The Text Is Bad Enough

Dan Koh: "This guy was supposed to be paying Social Security and Medicare taxes for his employees, and instead bought a $2 million yacht."

You Wanna Talk Radical? Structural Engineers And Immunologists Are The Worst!

Trump: "Harvard has to show us their lists. They have foreign students – about 31% of their students are foreign-based. We want to know where those students come – are they troublemakers? What countries do they come? ... you're gonna see some very radical people."

I Would, But They're Busy Poring Over The Data You Had Them Swipe From Government Computers

The singularity already happened, just ask the monkeys

Or – Hear Me Out – It's Based On Decades Of Experience Of Republicans Cutting Taxes And Ballooning The Deficit

Leavitt: "I also want to take the opportunity to debunk some false claims that have been circulating in the press. The blatantly wrong claim that the one big beautiful bill increases the deficit is based on the CBO and other scorekeepers who use shoddy assumptions."

Alpha Males, Beta Performance, Omega Government

Trump gets bullied by Wall st, Elon ran for the hills, Stephen Miller's wife ditched the White House, Bongino is a shell of himself, and Hegseth is anxiously wiretapping his own office. All while Putin and Xi eat our lunch. MAGA's "Alpha Men" are nothing more than a pack of cowardly sissies.

Choking...On...Irony – Going To...To Black...Black Owwwwwt – Unggh!

Leavitt on Jill Biden: She's still lying to the American people. She still thinks the American public are so stupid that they will believe her lies. It's insulting. She needs to answer for it.

And Just When You've Finally Convinced Most People Jews Don't Control The American Government...!

NEW:

Marco Rubio officially announced that anyone who dares to criticize Israel will NOT be granted a visa to enter the United States.

Btw this doesn't apply if you criticise the US itself.

Trump on Joe Biden, who recently announced a cancer diagnosis: "If you feel sorry for him, don't feel so sorry, because he's vicious ... I really don't feel sorry for him."

Upon the request and recommendation of many people, I am herby terminating the employment of Kim Sajet as Director of the National Portrait Gallery. She is a highly partisan person, and a strong supporter of DEI, which is totally inappropriate for her position. Her replacement will be named shortly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

As Marshall McLuhan Once Said: "You Don't Like My Legal Argument? That's Okay – I've Got Others."

New in PN: The admin's mockery of the courts goes beyond defiance

"Yes, Trump has been flouting court orders. But his lawyers also brazenly change their arguments on the fly – often in front of the same judge – when faced with rulings they don't like."

Trump on his Big, Beautiful Bill: "If it doesn't get approved, you'll have a 68% tax increase. You're going to go up 68%. It's a number that nobody's ever heard of before."

And Safely Landed Four – Okay, Three Of Them!

Congrats to the @SpaceX team on launching 17 times in May, faster than a liftoff and landing every 2 days!

Trump claims the power to impose tariffs was "granted by the founders" (it literally was not)

HHS has acknowledged they messed up the citations with the MAHA Report, using studies that don't exist to support its conclusions.

They've added new citations...that make more mistakes and don't support the report's conclusion.