Musk May Be Gone, But the Stench Lingers On...

And You Thought Your Break-up With Your Ex Was Bad!
I Would Wonder Who Is Going To Get Custody Of The Children, But The People Fighting ARE The Children

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

I'm sorry, but I just can't stand it anymore.

This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

If He Hadn't Read It, He Obviously Can't Be Held Responsible For What's In It When He Voted For It - Duh!
You People Have Got To Stop This "Gotcha" Journalism!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: James Comer was left speechless when asked if he read the GOP's bill. He hadn't.

And it's worse.

Watch his face when he realizes the bill he'd defending erases Congressional oversight and gives Trump unchecked power. He voted for it anyway.

Who Voughted For This Fascist?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Russ Vought: "We're certainly not taking impoundment off the table. We're not in love with the law."

Brett Baier: "This Was The Hottest Spring In Recorded Hist -"
JD Vance: "This Is Joe Biden's Environment."

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Bret Baier: "The economy shrank. First time in 3 years. People are pointing to the tariff policy..."

JD Vance: "This is Joe Biden's economy."

Says A Man Who Believes Hillary Clinton Drank The Blood Of Christian Babies In The Basement Of A Pizza Parlour THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BASEMENT And Covid Vaccines Are A Way Of Introducing Computer Tracking Chips Into Everybody's Bloodstream

Bart
@BartVermbart4

Unless you have audio or video, it's all lies.

Trump: "Hurricanes Will Happen. There. You Have Been Warned. Time To Move On."

Brian Allen
@allenanalysis

BREAKING: A Florida meteorologist just went on air and said he can't accurately report the weather anymore, because Trump's DOGE cuts gutted the satellite data he relies on.

We're not just defunding science, we're sabotaging public safety.

And for what? So a billionaire surveillance firm can get another contract while Americans can't even get a hurricane warning on time?

"Forget It, Jake, It's MAGAtown..."

philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis

The head of FEMA reportedly said during a briefing that he wasn't aware the U.S. had a hurricane season, leaving staffers "baffled" and "confused)

Why Would Anybody Create A Clone Of Biden Who Was Too Demented To Function As President?
Is It Too Much To Ask Of The Right To Get Their Conspiracy Theories Straight?

Fred Guttenberg
#fred_guttenberg

I BLAME THE ENABLERS!!!

This crackpot in the White House is getting behind a theory that Biden was killed and replaced by a body double.

The elected Republican ENABLERS in Congress should step up today to defend America from him. They won't. Why?

More Proof Zelenskyy Is A Strategic Genius

FIRST SQUAWK
@FirstSquawk

UKRAINE DID NOT NOTIFY THE U.S. IN ADVANCE OF DRONE ATTACK ON RUSSIAN AIR BASES, UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT TELLS REUTERS

I Don't Care How They Look
If They Voted For Trump, They're As Dumb AS THEY ACT

Liam NissanTM
@theliamnissan

The MAGAs are really freaking out about Palantir, as they should. They're not all as stupid as they look.

It Wasn't True The First Two Times You Said It, So Why Would Anybody Believe -
MAGA: "NO FUNDING FOR TRANSGENDER MICE! NO FUNDING FOR TRANSGENDER MICE! NO FUNDING FOR TRANSGENDER MICE!"
I Stand Corrected

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "They spent $8 million on making mice transgender."

You Know The "Applause" Sign They Used To Have On Live TV?
News Anchors Should Have A "Play The Clip" Sign

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

KASIE HUNT: Over the summer, you said, "There's no vaccine that's safe and effective". Do you still believe that?

RFK JR: "I never said that."

KASIE HUNT: "Play the clip."

RFK JR (clip): "There's no vaccine that is safe and effective." (March 2024)

I'm Telling You, It's So Useful, The Network Would Have To Replace The Bulbs In The "Play The Clip" Sign Every Day!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Vought gets a little salty after Dana Bash plays the clip of him saying that he wants federal bureaucrats to be "in trauma," telling her "you cherrypicked the quote" (she literally just played the clip)

Harvard Has An LGBT Program? I Would Have Gone There Just For The Parties!

US Homeland Security News
@defense_civil25

Update: "We need plumbers and electricians. Not Harvard's LGBT graduates!"

- White House Press Secretary Leavitt

And That's How You're Going To Make Tesla Great Again?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

In November next year, we fire all the politicians who betrayed the American people

Occam's Razor Cuts Through Bullshit

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him?

KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

"We Want The Perversion To Go Back To The Family Home Where It Belongs!"

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Rep. Mary Miller has introduced a resolution designating June as "Family Month" because "the left hijacked June to present perversion, cause gender confusion, and basically to give license for individuals to be indecent to in public."

Really? The Most Serene President In The History Of Mollusks Is Furious? The President Who Is So Even-Tempered, You Could Use Him As A Scale? Furious? How Dare You Say Such A Thing? Just The Thought Of You Making Such An Accusation Makes Me So Fur...Umm...You Know...

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainst Trump

Fox News' Brian Kilmeade: "The Elon Musk thing caught the President by surprise and I hear he's furious."

Can You Overdose On Popcorn?
I Don't Care - It's Tasting Soooooooo Sweet!

Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00

MAGA is now turning on DOGE and Elon Musk.

Steve Bannon: "There are no DOGE cuts. Where is the fraud in Medicaid? Has anybody turned over to DOJ for fraud? They haven't showed up with any. The problem with Musk is he gave false hope to this political class. He promised $1 trillion. Show me where it is?"