Who Would Have Thought Men Endowed With Such Riches
Would Turn Out To Be Two of the World's Whiniest Bitches?

If It Is The Last Thing You Do On This Earth - I Say That's A Win-Win!

Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame!

And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth.

There Will Be Rage Tweets THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!

JUST IN: President Trump says Elon Musk will face "very serious consequences" if he funds Democrats

It is obvious with the insane spending of this bill, which increases the debt ceiling by a record FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS that we live in a one-party country - the PORKY PIG PARTY!!

Time for a new political party that actually cares about the people.

Musk Has Destroyed Twitter And Almost Bankrupted Tesla - You Think This Is Really Going To Scare Him?

The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!

Stranding Astronauts In Space Might Horrify A Science Fiction Fan Like You, But To Somebody Who Is Willing To Displace Two Million People To Build A Casino Resort, They're Barely A Rounding Error In The Ledger Of Evil

In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately

What? You're Taking Them Seriously? Don't You Know It's Just Locker Room Talk?

BANNON: President Trump should act immediately. If Elon's threatening to pull a major program from SpaceX, Trump should sign an executive order tonight under the Defense Production Act. SpaceX should be seized by the U.S. government before midnight.

TRUMP: "I'm very disappointed with Elon. I've helped him a lot. He knew the inner workings of the bill better than anybody sitting here. He had no problem with it. All of a sudden he had a problem & he only developed the problem when he found out we're going to cut EV mandate"

False, this bill was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it!

Time to drop the really big bomb:

@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.

Have a nice day, DJT!

But What Have You Done For Donald Trump Lately?

Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate.

Such ingratitude

It Depends On What Day You're Reading This

Who's team are you on Team Elon musk or team Donald Trump ?

Ingraham: Musk is his own person. The government contracts that he has stand on their own merit. They shouldn't be called into question. Threatening to pull them, that's not wise when five minutes ago you were, of course, hailing Musk's work in helping rescue the stranded Americans in space. Elon Musk is like the Thomas Edison of our time. He sacrificed for America personally and professionally

Holy shit. Trump went for Elon's jugular:

"You saw a man who was very happy when he stood behind the oval desk. And, even with a black eye, I said, do you want a little makeup? We'll get you a little makeup. But he said, no. Which is interesting."

There are many lies the corporate media tells about President Trump. One of the most glaring is that he's impulsive or short-tempered.

Anyone who has seen him operate under pressure knows that's ridiculous,

"Scott said, 'You're a fraud. You're a total fraud' ... Musk then rammed his shoulder into Bessent's rib cage 'like a rugby player,' Bannon said, and Bessent hit him back."

BREAKING: Satan Just Accused Stephen Miller Of Being An Outside Voice Who Doesn't Represent The Interests Of The Demons Of Hell

BREAKING: Stephen Miller just accused Elon Musk on live TV of supporting the invasion and called him an outside voice who doesn't represent the interests of the American people.

Oh - My - God.

Are You Thinking Klingon? I'm Thinking Tribble Might Make More Sense...

BREAKING: Steve Bannon is calling for Elon Musk to be deported:

"I am of the strong belief that he is an illegal alien, and he should be deported from the country immediately," he told The New York Times.

Never Ascribe To Strategy What Can Be Explained By Malice

In the coming days and weeks, expect more calls from Musk and other technofascist oligarchs for Trump's impeachment. This is part of a broader strategy, as they own JD Vance and are positioning him for the presidency to complete their takeover of the United States of America

The Joke's On Him: Nobody Wants To Buy It

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump says he will sell the Tesla he bought a few months ago.

The break-up is official.