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Enjoy,You Lost Me At "Put Yourself In President Donald Trump's Position..."
Put yourself in President Donald Trump's position: you have a plan for peace in the Middle East (which amounts to: everybody stop killing everybody else right now because I say so), a plan which will definitely earn you a Nobel Peace Prize so you can match the achievement of your hated rival, Barblack Obama. If the two most belligerent countries in a region don't stop killing each other to enable your revenge fantasy to come true, wouldn't you be pissed off?
You know you would.
Under such circumstances, it's understandable that Trump dropped the f-bomb in front of journalists. Waddya want, the guy's a New Yorker! If he hadn't been trained to only swear when off-camera when he was on The Apprentice, he could be mistaken for a character in a David Mamet play. The astonishing thing is not that the president swore in public, it's that he's managed to contain that side of himself for almost a decade!
Some commentators have decried what they referred to as a childish temper tantrum. Have they not been paying attention? Trump whines more than a toddler whose diaper hasn't been changed in a week and a half! His skin is so thin it's a miracle you can't see right through him! (Physically - it's not hard to see through him intellectually.) Boasting is his default happy setting; tantrumming is his default unhappy setting.
Unfortunately, his backers have made it so he cannot be returned to the factory...
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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Just Another Ripped From The Headlines, Stripped Of Nuance To Fit An Hour And The Producer's Political Agenda, And Dumbed Down For Inattentive Masses Episode
9pmOfficers Bialasky and Credenza debate whether to respect a protest against police being placed in Ontario schools despite a report of a troubled child threatening to hold her breath until her face turns blue inside Made Up Name Grade School, or to arrest all of the protesters on charges of obstructing justice. Later in the episode, Crown Attorney Zebulon is swamped by a record number of obstructing justice charges.
SOURCE: Ukrainian TV Guide
[http://www.tvguide.ua/listings/index.asp?referrerID=0&returnurl=%2Flistings%2Findex%2Easp%3F®Mode=0]
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Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Politicians
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that Israel is planning to assassinate Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.
"Of course," President Donald Trump responded. "Because Ali Khamenei is a bad man."
"The world would be better off without Khamenei," commented British Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
"Israel has a right to defend itself against Iranian aggression," added Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has announced that Iran is planning to assassinate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
"Of course," President Donald Trump responded. "Because Ali Khamenei is a bad man."
"The world would be better off without Khamenei," commented British Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
"Israel has a right to defend itself against Iranian aggression," added Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
That's a kind of consistency, I guess...
SOURCE: The Baghdad Post
[http://www.baghdadpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49881-2025Jun27.html]
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Have you ever wanted to become a police officer but worried that your membership in a racist gang would disqualify you? Well, today is your lucky day, friend! US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (commonly referred to as "ICE") is now hiring, and your background as a racist will not be held against you! In fact, it may help you get an entry level position if you get the right recruiter - nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Are you afraid that an overzealous journalist will see who you are and use your racism against you and ICE? Don't be! It's now ICE policy that our agents on official business do not have to wear any identification whatsoever, and can cover their faces. Accountability? Not on our watch! Not when there are so many Black and brown people in the country who need to be sent somewhere else!
If this sounds like your dream job, apply to Tom Homan, head of ICE. Our motto: We always get our man, because whatever man we get is ours!
SOURCE: Your Guide To Getting Jobbed
[http://on.ygtgj.com/listings/040938.qrhtml]
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RICHARD RICHARDSON: It's a hot day in Denver, Pete. The weather is perfect for the Take a Swing at a Protester ProAm.
PETER PETERSON: It certainly is, Dick.
RICHARDSON: Oh, and look, right on time we have a woman volunteering to be the first contestant. Karen is jumping out of her car in front of a No Kings Protest, baseball bat in her hand and - ohhh! Swing and a miss!
PETERSON: She was clearly distracted by the blow-up doll of President Trump in nothing but a diaper.
RICHARDSON: It's that kind of lack of focus that leaves Karen at the back of the pack.
PETERSON: It doesn't help that Karen waddles towards the crowd and swings with one foot off the ground. I think it would help if she planted both feet before she swung.
RICHARDSON: Pretty basic technique.
PETERSON: Too bad she won't get another chance as police tackle her to the ground.
RICHARDSON: In this competition, you have to make every swing count, because you never know if you'll get another one.
PETERSON: While we're waiting for the next contestant to step up to the intersection, let's go to a commercial from our main sponsor, STP...
SOURCE: The Leftover Sports Network
[http://LSN.com/home]
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