Elon Musk Wanted a Title, But the Royal Family Wasn't THAT Hard Up For Cash

And Then He Will Rescind The Diplomatic Consequences
And Then He Will Reinstate The Diplomatic Consequences At A Fraction Of Their Cost
And Then He Will Say He Will Rescind The Watered Down Diplomatic Consequences If The Country Will Renounce Its Position In Two Weeks
And Then, When Everybody Is Thoroughly Confused, He Will Swipe The Cutlery And Run Out Of The Building And Down The Street

Sulaiman Ahmed
@ShaykhSulaiman

BREAKING: US warns countries not to attend the UN Conference for a Two State Solution. Countries that take an 'anti-Israel' action will face diplomatic consequences from the US.

Source: Reuters

"Not The President, Or Members Of His Cabinet, Or His Billionaire Backers, Mind You
I Mean Those Other Political Elites - You Know, The Bad Ones

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

DNI Tulsi Gabbard repeats Putin's talking points today, releasing an unhinged video where she claims that "political elites" want a nuclear war with Russia because they have sophisticated bomb shelters that will help them survive it."

When A Reporter Asked, "And Is Putin's Continued Pummelling Of The Country Because of The Weakness And Incompetence Of The Current Administration?" Leavitt Replied: "I Don't Answer Gotcha Questions!"

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Leavitt blames Biden for Putin's aggression: "Unfortunately because of the weakness and incompetence of the previous administration, Vladimir Putin made the decision to invade the Ukraine."

I Thought Spreading Your Posts Far (Not To Mention Wide) Was The Whole Purpose Of Tweaking The TwitterX Algorithm

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

I regret some of my posts about @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.

You Know What They Say: Ordering Illegal Military Operations In American Cities Is Like Eating Potato Chips...

Christopher Webb
@cwebbonline

ICE is gearing up to deploy to these blue cities:

Chicago, NYC, the DC area, Seattle, and Philly.

If any of these are your hometowns - get ready.
If not - watch anyway, all the way through, because Trump's unhinged order will affect you. Spread the word.

So...There Were Good People On Both Sides?

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

JD Vance: "I feel like something happened like 10 years ago where every, it's like you have to think that every single person that who fought for the Confederate side was an evil person. I just think that's so stupid."

Because He Doesn't Want To Lie







Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I Kill Myself Sometimes!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Reporter to Leavitt: "I'm struck that the president has not at any point said 'the most important thing is to protect the 1st Amendment rights of the peaceful protesters' ... why is he not out saying, 'all peaceful protesters will be protected?'"

Don't Say That!
Irony Almost Choked On Its Vodka and Reegrets When You Said That!

Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

REPORTER: "Do you have a message for Greta Thunberg?"

TRUMP: "She's a strange person. She's a young angry person. She's certainly different. I think she has to go to an anger management class, that's my primary recommendation for her."

No, Mister Bond, Iran Has A Right TO DIE!

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

So... does Iran have a right to defend itself?

3rd And Long...So Very Long) And What Would That Difference Be, Exactly? a) Speaker Johnson's Rose-coloured Glasses Are Laced With Gin And Those Of The Journalist Who Asked The Question Are Not
b) "Republican Leadership Didn't Instigate January 6...Okay, Maybe One Of Us Did, But It's Not Like He Had The Backing Of Congress At The Time, So There's That..."
c) "Isn't It Obvious? I Wasn't Speaker Then."

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Raju: "You guys are condemning the violent protestors in LA. Is it hypocritical given the president pardoned the violent protestors on Jan. 6?"

Speaker Johnson: No, I think there's a clear distinction between those two."

But...He Loves His Dog, Right? Doesn't He At Least Love His Dog?

Jon Coooper
@joncoopertweets

Stephen Miller is a bitter spiteful, cold-hearted man - venomous in his words, ruthless in his actions, brimming with seething hatred, malicious intent and a twisted, sadistic delight in other's pain.

Fortunately, President Trump Has Decided Not To Give Those Ungrateful Bastards What They Demand

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Rep. Ryan: "At Fort Bragg 2 days ago...soldiers who have political views that are in opposition to the current administration were told to speak with their leadership & get swapped out of the event...Is that appropriate?"

Gen. Caine: "The nation demands a nonpartisan military."

Because Selling Presidential Swag At A Military Base Before A Presidential Speech Is The Very Definition Of Non-Partisan
President Trump Doesn't Just Look Like Humpty Dumpty, You Know...

Joe G
@EastEndJoe

Why did they allow it in the first place?

Vegas Has Put The Odds At Even - Both Of Them Are Very Experienced At Bending The Truth Until It Folds In On Itself And Disappears

MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch

Israel says the U.S. was very closely involved.

The U.S. is denying involvement.

Someone is clearly lying.

Do You Have A Few Days To Read The List I Have Compiled?

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: In a completely unhinged moment, Marjorie Taylor Greene snaps at Governor Hochul for smiling. Greene: "Don't you dare smile." Hochul: "Don't question how I look."

Is something seriously wrong with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Just Like The Insurrection Act Says We Can

Molly Ploofkins
@Mollyploofkins

Kristi Noem on Los Angeles: "We're not going away. We are staying here to liberate this city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership hat this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country."

BALDWIN: Go Ahead. I'll Wait
HEGSETH: Okay, The - Oh, Damn! My Phone's Battery Just Died!
BALDWIN: Would You Like To Borrow Mine?
HEGSETH: Senator, Shouldn't You Leave Questions Like That For After The Hearing?
BALDWIN: Are You Saying That You Don't Kn - What?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BALDWIN: What is the authority that the administration is using to deploy active duty Marines to California neighbourhoods?

HEGSETH: The president has constitutional authority

BALDWIN: Cite the provision of the Constitution

HEGSETH: I'd have to pull up the specific provision