Elon Wanted a Pony For Christmas, But All He Got Was This Lousy Social Network

Resident President

Benjamin Netanyahu, Sean Hannity And Laura Loomer
Be Afraid
Be Very Afraid

Jonathan Cook
@Jonathan_K_Cook

Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector in Iraq, asks the question we should all be asking:

If Trump isn't listening to his own national intelligence director when she tells him Iran isn't pursuing a nuclear bomb, who the hell is he listening to?

Oooh, That Didn't Age Well!

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Trump on Oct 1, 2024, saying that we are on the brink of WWIII and a "global catastrophe" because Iran just launched missiles at Israel, which never would've happened if he was president.

He May Have The COMIC BOOK Version Of The Intel, But Nuance Always Gets Lost On The Way To The Boss Battle At The End Of The Issue

Phil Scarborough
@phsjrt

He has the intel, you don't

Oh, So NOW YOU'VE DECIDED TO GO ALL ZEN ON THE WORLD‽

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

COLLINS: Is there any guarantee that if the US did get involved militarily that a US bomb could destroy Iran's nuclear program?

TRUMP: There's no guarantees in anything in life. You know that. Look at you, right? There's no guarantee.

Good Grief, Charlie Trump, Didn't You Campaign On The Promise Not To Involve The USA In Foreign Wars?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTRump

We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran. Iran had good sky trackers and other defensive equipment, but it doesn't compare to American made, conceived, and manufactured "stuff." Nobody does it better than the good ol' USA.

I Know You Love French Fries With Your Hamberders, But Using The Military To Secure A Supply Of Cooking Oil Sounds A Bit Extreme

Glenn Diesen
@Glenn_Diesen

Rogue state:
"I left troops to take the oil. I took the oil. The only troops I have are taking the oil. They're protecting the oil. I took over the oil... We have the oil. Right now, the US has the oil."

"And I Will Continue To Like Them For At Least The Next Three Minutes.
After That, We'll Just Have To Wait And See..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "The UK is very well protected. You know why? Because I like them, that's why. That's the ultimate protection."

Wow - That Bus Trump Keeps Throwing His Allies Under Must Be Huge - The Godzilla Of Buses!

CSPAN
@cspan

Q: "Tulsi Gabbard testified in March that the intelligence community said Iran wasn't building a nuclear weapon."

President Trump: "I don't care what she said. I think they were very close to having one."

That Would Be Unusually Self-aware For Him
So I'm Gonna Call This "Fake News"

The Halfway Post
@HalfwayPost

BREAKING: A depressed Donald Trump has reportedly been asking friends all day if Fox News's content is tricking him into thinking he's much more popular among Americans than he really is.

Smothered Others

Stephen Miller Replied: "Racism Has Nothing To Do With The Decisions Our Government Makes. Still, I Would Expect Nothing Better From A N*gger Loving Liberal Judge!"

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism

"'I've never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I've sat on this bench for 40 years. I've never seen government racial like this.'

God Took A Moment From Applying Rouge To Their Lips To Say, "Oh, Sweetie, You Really Don't Get Me At All, Do You?"

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

MAGA pastor Kelvin Cobaris says his congregants thank him for supporting Trump, whom he praises for having "dismounted the LGBTQ flag" from federal buildings. "God used Donald Trump to declare morality!"

MAGA Accepts Your Challenge!

Neil Stone
@DrNeilStone

Before vaccines, 1 in 5 kids never made it to their first birthday

Governor Tim Walz Once Said Hello To Him On The Street - HE WAS OBVIOUSLY A FAR LEFT LOONY!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAGainstTrump

So the man who shot the Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota turns out to be a hardcore Trump supporter. Shocker.

Can't wait to see how MAGA influencers spin this one.

I Kind Of Want To Stick Up For Canadian Cartels, But I Kind Of Don't, Either...

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Trump Adviser: "Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels..."

America Should Fund Transgender Operas - I'll Bet They're AWWWWWWESOOOOOOOOME!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

DAVIDSON: The same people criticizing the military parade are disappointed we're not funding transgender operas in Colombia

KEILAR: No, these are your Republican colleagues

This Is How Gaza Has Looked For Almost Two Years
Why Do I Think You Won't Feel Sympathetic?

Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis
@DrLoupis__

This is how Tel Aviv looks now

My Sense Is That They Are Incapable Of Doing Either

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

So now that's official that Vance Boetler voted for Trump and was a massive Trump supporter, is Laura Loomer and MAGA going to fucking apologize?

1) He Thinks That Some Day He'll Need A Pardon For A Serious Criminal Offence, And Waiting Until Then To Curry Favour With The Right Will Be Too Late
2) Brain Worms Are Contagious! (If Only There Was A Vaccine Against Them...)
3) He Was Relegated To @NewsNation Oblivion - Don't You Read Your Own Tweets?

The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNTHoller

Now relegated to @NewsNation oblivion, @ChrisCumo rips the mask off - attacking @AOC & @BernieSanders for not getting in line behind Israel's war with Iran... and saying the anti-ICE protests are about "destroying the west, democracy, our country"

What happened to this guy?

Republicans Practice Situational Deaf, Dumb, And Blind Monkeyism

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Lankford on Mike Lee's tweet: "I haven't seen the comment he made."

International Diplomacy By Slogan Won't Stop Bombs From Falling
But At Least It Will Fit The President's Attention Span

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG

Bibi: "I understand America First. I don't understand America dead."

Wrong.

It won't be America dead when we stay America First.

What A Waste Of Resources!
You Make Yourself Look Like A Crazy Person Every Time You Speak On Television - FOR FREE!

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

RFK Jr: "The Democratic Party spent tens of millions of dollars... to make me look like a crazy person."(September 2024) @Acyn.