We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Especially When You Denied Any Foreknowledge Of Israeli Actions In Iran?Trump: I want to thank and congratulate prime minister Bibi Netanyahu. We worked as a team like perhaps no team has ever worked before
According To MAGA, If He Didn't Use The Words "I," "Declare," War," "Against" And "Iran," In That Order, He Didn'tA five time draft dodger who demeaned a POW, insulted a military widow, disparaged a Gold Star family, and called our fallen of war "suckers and losers" just declared war via fucking tweet.
Of Course Not! They Would Have Blabbed! They're Blabbers! Blabbing Is What They Do! You Can't Share War Plans With Blabbers! They Blab!
MaineBREAKING: @CNN REPORTING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ONLY NOTIFIED REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL LEADERSHIP AND INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE CHAIRS. DEMOCRATS WERE NOT INFORMED.
You Clearly Don't Love Big Brother EnoughSo let me get this straight.
Bombing a country that hasn't attacked us yet is now peace through strength?
Make it make sense.
Wild As In "Hard To Believe," Or Wild As In "Feral?"
ADAMIt's actually wild killing the negotiators and then blaming the other side for not negotiating.
My Movie Reference Would Have Been Dr. StrangeloveFox News has shifted to explaining to audiences how bombing Iran will be easy, fun, and entertaining. Weekend host Joey Jones says bombing the underground nuclear site will be just like the latest Top Gun movie
Legal Is For Looooooosers!Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
You're Thanking People For Listening To You Threatening To Kick Their Ass?ANY RETALIATION BY IRAN AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL BE MET WITH FORCE FAR GREATER THAN WHAT WAS WITNESSED TONIGHT. THANK YOU! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
They Look Great On TVAccording to sources, the VP, SecDef and DNI advised against getting involved.
Why have them if you're not going to listen to them??
When The American Bodies Start Piling Up, Will You Still Be Gloaty McGloatstein?
Dinesh D'SouzaObama is probably crying right about now.
All that work for nothing!
When The American Bodies Start Piling Up, Will You - Oh, Right. It's You. Yeah, You'll Always Be Gloaty McGloatstein...
Republicans against TrumpSteve Bannon: I'm just reporting what I'm hearing from pretty good sources: the party is on...another big weekend in this unfolding aspect of the 3rd World War"
The Founding Fathers Truly Were Visionaries
Andrew Fleischmanthe constitution is very clear no war shall be declared except through an announcement on truth social a few minutes after an attack
You've Prepped For Iran Being So Awed By Your Military Might That They Won't Retaliate For The Attack On Their Nuclear Facilities - Does That Count?
Mark HertlingThere is no "one and done" in any conflict.
The opponent always gets a vote, and unless we've prepped for all the things Iran may do we're gonna have some surprises.
"Hey, Vlad," Trump Pouts, "I Thought We Were Best Buds..."
Russia NewsPresident vladimir Putin drops the truth bomb:
"Iran fulfilled the deal. The U.S. tore it up.Why the hell should Iran comply with a deal the West abandoned?"
-: A brutal reminder of who really broke the agreement.
One Way Of Smallening The Size Of Government Is To Shrink The Size Of The Population
No Lie with Brian Tyler CohenThe Trump administration is planning to repeal the ban on asbestos, a toxic material that causes cancer.
I Will Admit, This Will Be More Effective At Smallening The US Population Than Mainstreaming Asbestos
Spencer HakimianIRAN STATE TV: EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN IS NOW A TARGET
This Is Not Highlander - There Can Be More Than One
Brett PikeBenjamin Netanyahu is everything the media wanted you to believe Vladimir Putin is.
You've Got The Whole Maintaining Coalitions Thing Down, Don't You?
TMKIf you're no longer MAGA because Trump wiped out Iran's nuclear sites, you were never MAGA to begin with.
Yes.In a shocking clip, Fox News commentator Katie Pavlich suggests Donald Trump is a perfect candidate for the Nobel peace prize for bombing Iran.
They aren't really this fucking stupid, are they?
You Know How People Say, "No Nukes Is Good Nukes?"So I guess it's perfectly fine if Iran destroys Israel's nuclear sites then, right?
Hey! Don't Knock Angry Tweets! How Do You Think The Tea Party Started?
not fionacan't wait for the democrats to do absolutely nothing in response to this besides a strongly-worded letter and a few angry tweets
God: "I Want To Just Say, You Certainly Don't Show It By Your Actions Donald"
Aaron RuparTrump: "I want to just say, we love you God"
They'll Have Plenty Of Time For That While Standing Before The Pearly Gates
Jordan WeissmannI honestly have no idea how this will all work out, but an awful lot of people who spent 2024 arguing Trump was the 'anti-war' candidate should probably do a bit of soul-searching!