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Shouldn't That Read: "I Want Our Kids -o -earn a-ou- A-E-I-O-U Ins-ead Of ---------."?

I want our kids to learn about A-E-I-O-U instead of L-G-B-T-Q.

That's Not True!
And Even If It Is True, The Associated Press Has Always Been Biased Against Israel!
And Even If The AP Hasn't Always Been Biased Against The Country, Israel Has A Right To Defend Itself!
And Even If Israel's Right To Defend Itself Doesn't Justify War Crimes...SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

A shocking Associated Press investigation has uncovered disturbing footage showing security contractors firing live rounds and stun grenades at Palestinians, not in combat zones, but at food distribution centers in Gaza.

"Rapes And Beatings Will Be At The Discretion Of The Owners, So You'd Better Be On Your Best Behaviour!"

Rebranding Indentured Servitude:

"Immigrants will have a choice; the concentration tents in Florida that will be washed out to sea after the first hurricane, or unpaid work camps at farms/hotels etc. throughout America. You'll be paid in lodging, meals and work clothing."

And Japan Could Respond With: "Dear Mr. America, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Trump: "I'm going to send letters. That's the end of the trade deal. I could send one to Japan. ‘Dear Mr. Japan, here's the story, you're going to pay a 25% tariff on your cars.'"

But...But...But Who Is Going To Wipe Your Ass When You're Too Old To Do It For Yourself?

The lesson from New York City is that BOTH illegal and legal immigration can ruin your country. It's not just the open border, it's also our suicidal mass LEGAL migration policies bringing in over 1 million people a year: green cards, chain migration, refugee resettlement, anchor babies, and asylum scams. This all needs to be ended

Trump: In the case of the cities, I think I can say just about all cities with heavy crime are run by Democrats.

"People Die Of Eating Bad Shrimp. People Die Slipping On Banana Peals And Falling Into Open Manholes. People Die From Beatings From Law Enforcement Officers. Life Is So Random, You Know?"

Q: "A 75 year old Cuban national died in ICE custody. He had lived in the U.S. for 60 years...Is there anything you can tell us about that?"

Border Czar Tom Homan: "People die in ICE custody. People die in county jails. People die in state prisons."

They Don't. THIS Should Not Have To Be Said.

Illegals should not get Medicaid. This should not have to be said.

Victory 45-47 - For People Who Think Axe Is Too Subtle

Trump fragrances are here. They're called "Victory 45-47" because they're all about Winning, Strength, and Success - For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don't forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!"

Don't Take My Word For It - It's In The Constitution!

Anybody who eats with their hands like this should be barred from ever being allowed in American politics.

We have improved @Grok significantly.

You should notice a difference when you ask Grok questions.

And Outside Of Your Imagination, There Still Isn't!

The TrumpAdministration has gotten costs down, very substantially, for the American Consumer. There has never been anything like this!

Just watching CBC and see that Buffalo is begging Canadians to come back. They put up a giant sign on the 401. I went shuffling off to Buffalo many times, but ain't happening again. I'm not coming back ever!

It's Only Trump's Second Quarter - He Can Still Blame Biden

Breaking News: The US lost 33,000 jobs in June. They were expecting to *gain* 100,000.

I'm Sure I Would Be Outraged If I Had Been Able To Follow That

It's such a wild concept that the Blue states keep Alaska funded and then Alaska screws the Blue states that keep Alaska citizens alive by cutting the hospitals in Washington used by Alaskans

Almost every problem in America started with Ronald Reagan.

BESSENT: 100 COUNTRIES WILL GET 10% RECIPROCAL TARIFF

So basically, you guys accomplished absolutely nothing in your 90 day negotiation window and now we all have to pay a 10% tax for your stupidity?

That Wouldn't Be The Hardship You Think It Is: Stenographers Are In High Demand These Days

If someone doesn't ask Karoline Leavitt why she posted on social media that this bill includes no taxes on Social Security when she knows it is a lie and she intentionally lied to the American people, everyone in the room should lose their jobs.

"And Anyway, They Probably Received Those Numbers From Their Imaginary Friend: The Congressional Budget Office."

NEWSNATION: It's estimated that more than 32,000 of your constituents will lose access to healthcare, nearly 19,000 will lose food stamps. If those numbers are true, how is this bill good for your constituents?

MIKE LAWLER: Well, those numbers aren't true ... Democrats are putting out numbers they're making up out of thin air