"Good Evening, Mister Bisignano. Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It, Is To Destroy Social Security. You Are Clearly Overly Qualified For The Job. If You, Or Any Of Your Mission: Implacable Crew Are Caught Or Killed, The President Will Disavow Any Knowledge Of Your Actions. Your Career Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds..."
Marco Foster@MarcoFoster_
NEW: IN a shocking leaked audio, Trump's newly sworn-in head of the Social Security Administration Frank Bisignano admits he didn't even know what the job was: "I'm like, well, what am I going to do? So, I'm Googling Social Security. I'm like, what the heck's the commissioner of Social Security."
Finally Somebody Is Talking Sense!
Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen
The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.
Faith Without Works Is Republican (James 2:17)
Ron Smith@Ronxyz00
Q: Is there anything that can be done to help these folks?
Mike Johnson: In a moment like this we feel just as helpless as everyone else does... All we need to do at this moment is pray.
Children Grow Up So Fast...
Israel Exposed@xIsraelExposedx
Can any pro Israel person explain why Israel is blocking baby formula from entering Gaza?
Since When Do Republicans Care What Happens To New York?
Rep. Andy Ogles@RepOgles
Zohran "little muhammad" Mamdani is an antisemitic, socialist, communist who will destroy the great City of New York. He needs to be DEPORTED. Which is why I am calling for him to be subject to denaturalization proceedings.
Who Is This Communist?
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Ronald Reagan: "Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American...This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness."
Too Bad Your Prayers Weren't Accompanied By Thoughts@JDVance
Our nation's heart breaks for the victims in Texas and their families. Just an incomprehensible tragedy.
I hope everyone affected knows they're in the prayers of my family, and of millions of Americans.
They're Great Singers?
John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang
There are 50,000 undocumented Irish in the USA.
There are no plans to move any of them into FLA concentration camps or El Salvador torture gulags.
And everyone knows why.
In A Box In The Back Of A Broom Closet That I Only Bring Out When I'm Reading TwitterX
@TeahCartel
There are around 650,000 undocumented immigrants from Russia living in the United States. Where's your outrage MAGAs?
Real Deaths.
Kandiss Taylor@KandissTaylor
Fake weather. Fake hurricanes. Fake flooding. Fake. Fake. Fake.
At Least, That's The Plan
Mike Lee@micah_erfan
Countries that make government too powerful make freedom unattainable
And I'm Not Saying That Just Because He Nominated Me For A Nobel Peace Prize@ShaykhSulaiman
JUST IN: TRUMP IS ASKED ABOUT TWO STATE SOLUTION - HE CEDES TO THE U.S. PRESIDENT NETANYAHU
Reporter: "Do you think that there can be a two-state solution.."
Trump: "I don't know. Ask Bibi that question. You have the greatest man in the world to answer that age-old question."
Be Fair: They Were Acting On Reports That Someone Left A Cake Out In The Rain, And They Were Worried They Would Never Have That Recipe Again
Mayor Karen Bass@MayorOfLA
This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing - then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Civilians Were Warned The Bombs Were Coming@SaulStaniforth
Alex Deane: "This imagery is of course remarkably striking & awful. But unlike Hamas which seeks to kill civilians indiscriminately, Israel warns people before they are going to strike & tries to move them out of areas"
The IDF dropped 2,000lb bombs on crowded refugee camps
Are You Giving The President Cover For His Huge, Horrible Budget Bill?@elonmusk
How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won't release the Epstein files?
Capitalism Responds: Thank You
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
Crazy how it's considered normal to drop your kids off at daycare 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, just to drive to a job that pays for daycare, the car, and a home you're barely in. We're literally working to afford a life we hardly get to live.
That Just Makes Them Another Group To Target For Deportation@chrisjollyhale
Tom Homan just accused a Catholic bishop of lying about ICE raids - after already lashing out at the pope.
MAGA's Catholic problem is getting worse.
Seriously? More Like "LIES. RACISM. THE AMERICAN WAY."@WhiteHouse
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY.
SUPERMAN TRUMP.
Scully Probably Would Have; Mulder Would Have Kept An Open Mind On The Subject
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
I, Too, Have A Thought: If You Had Shown Up In Full Riot Gear Or An ICE Uniform, THAT's A Political Stunt They Could Get Behind!
Rep. Veronica Escobar@RepEscobar
This week, ICE illegally denied me entry into a processing facility in my district, and today, they released a statement saying I "[gave] the appearance of a political stunt intended to generate publicity rather than pursuing genuine oversight."
I have some thoughts.
Don't Worry: Give President Trump Enough Time, And...It Will All Make Even Less Sense
Matt van Swol@matt_vanswol
I don't know about all of you...
...literally nothing is making sense right now
Nothing at all.