Chaos Agents of the World Unite!
You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Garage Inflexible Microbial!

Watch A DC Film? Never Again!

BREAKING –

Israeli audiences are calling for a boycott of the new Superman film after the superhero is portrayed as standing firmly against genocide.

A Phrase Describing People Who Hold That Opinion Is Making The Rounds Of The Internet...What Is It? It's On The Tip Of My – Oh, Yeah: IT'S A CULT!

I don't know where all this is going but I want to reaffirm...... I support President Trump.

Best President of my lifetime.

Oh, He Will...Just As Soon As He's Done Insulting His Supporters Who Want Him To Release The Epstein Files

China CANCELS All US Soybean Orders – 12.4 Million Tons and $1.1 Billion VANISHED in the blink of a tariff.. Trump better get busy preparing that farm aid.

Where Would The Ego Stroking Be In That?

Instead of wasting time with a 3rd party, why doesn't Elon focus on recruiting and supporting better GOP candidates?

NOEM: We Have A Border Czar? I'm Sorry, But I've Never Heard Of – What Did You Say His Name Was? Tom Horribleman? – Are You Sure He's With Our Government? He Certainly Doesn't Speak For Us!

WELKER: A judge in L.A. temporarily blocked ICE raids saying federal agents cannot target people without reasonable suspicion and using skin color, the language people speak, will you comply with the order?

NOEM: Absolutely, but we have never done that.

WELKER: The border czar said the physical appearance was a factor in detaining individuals.

I think this video just ended JD Vance's career.

WELKER: The NYT is reporting that thousands of calls from flood victims to FEMA calls centers went unanswered in the middle of this ongoing disaster because you didn't renew contracts to keep call center staff in place until nearly a week after the floods.

NOEM: False reporting. Fake news.

Does Kristi Noem Know About This?

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump's ICE bully Tom Homan just said ICE doesn't need probable cause – they can detail you based on "PHYSICAL APPEARANCE." This is unconstitutional racial profiling and it's how civil liberties die – handed to a fascist goon in cargo pants and a mask.

That Myriad Includes: Whether They Speak Spanish; Whether They Are Eating Mexican Food; And How Far Behind The Team Is In Meeting Its Weekly Quota

Homan tries to walk his words back: "I want to be clear because my words were taken out of context. Physical description cannot be the sole reason to detain and question somebody. That can't be the sole reason to raise reasonable suspicion. It's a myriad of factors."

*RING RING* "Hello? It's The 1970s Calling. I'd Like My Vibe Back..."

BREAKING: This Tomorrow Land concert is going viral after viewers started a discussion about how this concert and many like it appear to have 'Occult, Pagan and Satanic' symbolism and rituals. Some viewers theorize that they are 'manipulating the frequency the concert goers are vibrating on.'

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite

It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

via HYPEX

REPORTER: Why do you think your supporters in particular have been so interested in the Epstein story?

TRUMP: I don't understand it. He's dead for a long time. He was never a big factor in terms of life. I don't understand what the interest and fascination is. The credible information has been given. It's pretty boring stuff.

So...People Who Cannot Afford Food At Its Inflated Price Should...Get A Seat On An Airplane For The Peanuts And Seltzer Water?

Kudlow: Yes, some items are affected by tariffs and the prices have gone up. But here's what fell...airline fares down...hotel and motel prices down

Hannity: Energy down.

Kudlow: Energy was up a little in this report.

To Be Fair, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do It, So...He's...Right About That?

Asked how he justifies threatening tariffs on Brazil given their trade surplus with the US, President Trump says, "Because I am able to do it. Nobody else would be able to do it."

Shows How Much You Know: Trump Wasn't Sleeping, He Was Modelling A Low Energy Consumption Future!

BREAKING: Stuning footage shows Donald Trump barely keeping his eyes open at the Pennsylvania Energy and Innovation Summit. If this was President Biden, the media would be losing its mind.

What About The People Who Enable Them? <Looks Meaningful At House Republicans Who Voted Against The Public Release Of The Epstein Files />

All child r*pists should get the death penalty.

*RING RING* Hello? It's The 1980s. Ronald Reagan Would Like His Talking Point Back..."

REPORTER: How do you respond to the MAGA base that has expressed a lot of frustration about Epstein?

PAM BONDI: We're going to fight to keep America safe again and we're fighting together as a team. We've got a war on drugs.

TRUMP JUST FIRED THE PERSON WHO PROSECUTED EPSTEIN.

He Suffers From The Eternal Sunshine Of The Debauched Mind

On three separate occasions in the Oval Office today, Donald Trump attacked decisions he made during his first term, while forgetting he had been president before.

Hitler Didn't Have An Orange Glow

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler?

Umm...Have You Been Paying Attention To The Last...250 Years?

We are the baddies now.