Apparently, Elon Doesn't Know That Two's Company and Three Parties a Crowded Field

Dead For Years, He Haunts Republican Dreams Still

They Could Resign On Principle




Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! No, You're Right, Fear And Loathing Rules

Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson

Can you imagine the misery in the White House right now? The loathing? The fear? The nauseating truth that this leak was just the first, and that every day they'll be defending a pedophile on the record.

#TrumpPedoFiles

Ah, The Grift - How Sweet It Is!

Piyush Mittal
@piyushmittal

There's a reason why Trump wants Coca Cola to use sugar. Hie neighbour Jose 'Pepe' Fanjul is on Epstein's client list and owns a sugar plantation in the Dominican Republic that uses 'forced labor'. Earlier this year, Trump lifted a ban on importing sugar from Fanjul's plant."

What Can I Say? Love Does Strange Things To People

JD Vance
@JDVance

Forgive my language but this story is complete and utter bullshit. The WSJ should be ashamed for publishing it.

Where is this letter? Would you be shocked to learn they never showed it to us before publishing it? Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?

Good Of Them To Give Future Prosecutors A Roadmap

George Conway
@gtconway3d

"Individual analysts were told to flag mentions of Trump by document and page number by logging them in an Excel spreadsheet at the end of their (sometimes 24 or even 48-hour) shift."

via @MeullerSheWrote

WSJ Washington Reporters Break Out Champagne, Jubilant About Being "Free At Last"

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTC

Donald Trump has removed the Wall Street Journal from the White House press pool for his upcoming trip to punish them for reporting on his connections to Jeffrey Epstein.

Dear Susan,
Presidents Can Do Whatever They Want.
Do You Get How Stupid YOU Look Now?

Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429

DEAR MAGA,
The Epstein records were SEALED BY A JUDGE until after Maxwell's trial. They weren't unsealed until 2024, so Biden couldn't release what he didn't have.

Do you get how stupid you look, now?

It Just Goes To Show People Can Get Off On Practically Anything

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Donald Trump just posted a video of former President Obama getting arrested.

Anything to distract from the Epstein files...

Then, There Are the Nightmares That Haunt Washington

You Poor Man
You Have My Sympathies

Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC

The Supreme Court's emergency docket decision to allow Trump to gut the Department of Education is maybe the most pro-Trump, pro-Authoritarian ruling the Court has made in service of Trump thus far, and I've read them all.

I Would Wager $3.1 Billion That You're Wrong

Acyn
@Acyn

Speaker Johnson: The Republican Party is the party of fiscal responsibility and we are demonstrating that day after day

But Powell Didn't Stop Them, Did That Evil Bastard?

Justin Wolfers
@JustinWolfers

Hahahahahahahahaha... everything is so stupid.

The latest reason to fire Jay Powell is the Fed's use of "premium marble" as part of an "ostentatious overhaul" of its offices.

But the Fed wanted glass. Trump appointees insisted on marble.

Why Did You Delete This Post, DTJ? It Is A Perfectly Reasonable Question - Why Would You Feel The Need To Dele - Ooooooh...

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr

I know everyone thinks this viral incident with the Astronomer CEO cheating on his wife is hilarious but it really ignores the gravity of the situation. What is more disgusting and proof that you lack moral character than cheating on your spouse?

When Trump Defined The Mission, Homan Probably Heard He Had To Go After "The Wurst Of The Wurst"

Acyn
@Acyn

Homan: I read another story about how most people in ICE detention aren't criminals. I saw a story the other day that only 1% were murderers. Are you kidding me? Being in the county illegally is not illegal any more?

How Do You Think Your Constituents Feel?

The New Republic
@newrepublic

Remember all of those hefty handouts Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski won in exchange for sealing the deal on Trump's behemoth budget bill? It looks like the president has found a way to get out of delivering.

"I feel cheated."

Then, There Are the Nightmares of Everybody Else

So, You're Willing To Pay More For Food At Restaurants To Ensure That Servers Make A Living Wage?
"Well, When You Put It Like That, My Choice Of Tip Doesn't Seem Sooooo Bad..."

Billy Binion
@billybinion

A rant: Tipping culture is out of control. I'm a generous tipper. But 20% for someone to make eye contact & hand me a muffin is crazy. Restaurants widely suggesting people tip 30% now is kookoo bananas. At this rate we'll soon be tipping the price of the meal. Make it stop.

Putin Lies, Americans Die

The Daily Beast
@thedailybeast

An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ "indoctrination" is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.

To Be Clear: I'm Keeping The Vast Majority Of The Money From Any And All Breakthroughs
I Hope The Team Appreciates How Special That Is

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

There is something special - far more rewarding than money - about working with an epic team to make breakthroughs.

I Don't Know
If I'm Planning On Losing $10,000 On A Trip To Vegas, $250 Seems Like Chump Change, Even If You Add A Couple Extra Zeroes

Old Man Lefty
@OldManLefty1

Due to a provision in Trump's BBB, visitors to the United States will now have to pay a "visa integrity fee," of $250.00. The fee applies to all visitors and cannot be waived.

Another reason for Canadians and other foreigners, not to vacation here..

Now, If They Could Just Get The Republicans Off The CPAC Machine...

Human Upgrade
@HumanUpgrade_

3 years ago Doctors told him he had 10 years left to live...

But today he's still alive & in the best shape of his life:

Loss 40+ lb
Medication-free
Off CPAC machine

Here's how Dana White is defying modern medical science:

Well, That's A Relief! Will You Be Telling My Bank, Or Will Jesus?

Paula White-Cain
@Paula_White

I DECLARE EVERY DEMONIC BATTLE AGAINST YOUR MIND, FAMILY AND FINANCES IS CANCELLED IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!