Quotes Smote Stoats in a Remote Quarter

"Why, We Could Give Trillions More In Tax Cuts To The Wealthy Before We Bankrupt The Government!




Not That That's What We're Trying To Do...Necessarily..."

"The tariff revenues are amazing - $700 billion a year. That's just net new money the government never had before. You take that for ten years, that's $7 trillion." - Treasury Secretary Howard Lutnick

Not True! Have You Ever Heard Of MLB's Portland Kilt & Cabers? Of Course Not! The Team Was Disbanded Before It Even Played A Single Game - That's How Powerful Wokeness Is!

"The office of civil rights investigated and found them to be in violation... We have the Scottish Highlanders, we have others - they don't go after them. That are only going after the Native Americans so that's a violation of civil rights." - Education Secretary Linda McMahon

 There Are People Who Really Believe The $2.8 Billion He Made Since Taking Office Wasn't His Prime Motivation?
God Help Us!

"Trump is a Godly man. He's working for God. He really cares about us. He cares about what happens to us. He didn't come in there because he wanted money. He is actually working for God and wants to help us, and God is on his side." - Trump supporter

Ah, Well, As Long As SOME Principle Was Involved...

"For years I wouldn't talk to Jeffrey Epstein. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said don't ever do that again. He stole people that worked for me." - President Donald Trump

Do You Know How Crazy It Is That You Care?

"Biden just hangs around Delaware, sometimes he goes to the mall. He only brings one assistant. And when he travels, he flies commercial. Do you know how crazy it is that the president is flying commercial?" - Jesse Watters

Tell Me You Don't Understand How Democracy Works Without Telling Me You Don't Understand How Democracy Works

"The only problem right now is Jay Powell. Shame on him. He should resign. If he were in Japan, he'd be down on his knees begging the forgiveness of the emperor." - Peter Navarro

Like They're Five Year-olds...Give Or Take A Year...Or Two

"People don't explain to me, I explain to them!" - President Donald Trump

 Even Right Wingnuts Settle
YOU WANT: Alberto, Saskatchewan and Manitoba
YOU'LL SETTLE FOR: Ontario, Quebec And British Colombia
YOU'LL GET: Nunavut And The Northwest Territories

"If he needs to gerrymander, he is going to gerrymander, and if they want to add stars to the flag, okay, we will just take Alberto, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and it doesn't have to be aggressively. We can take it peacefully. It will be mostly peaceful invasion. And those are three states - that means six Republican senators. See what we did there?" - Jesse Watters

 Are You Sure The Blowjob Didn't Have Anything To Do With It?
Like, 100% Sure?

"A song cost me my family, my job, and everything I built." - Astronomer CEO Andy Byron' explaining why he is suing Coldplay

"And Some Of The Lines Are Blue. And Some Of The Lines Are Red. And All Of Them Are Going Up. And...And...And Numbers Getting Bigger. Big Numbers. Yuge. Are You Impressed? I Know I Am..."

"This one chart really says it better than anything, if you look at this. This is great. But this chart is pretty amazing. Right here. All new numbers." - President Donald Trump

 "So, Will You Be Picking Apples On A Farm?"
"Oh, [EXPLETIVE DELETED] No! I Could Break A Nail! How Diginified Would THAT Be‽"

There are a lot of people in this country that aren't working and part of the big beautiful bill, there are so many good things in it but one is work requirements for able-bodied adults. This work on farms is righteous and one of the things the president has done is brought back the dignity of work and how important it is." - Agriculture Secretary Brooke "Could a Name Be Any Whiter?" Rollins

Somebody Clearly Wants To Be Kneecapped By A Walker Thrown In Anger!

"All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old." - Stephen Miller

Looks Like Somebody Wants A Cabinet Position

"President Trump - possibly the greatest president of all time, definitely of our lifetime. And it's amazing that you and I get to call Mr. President, or Mr. Trump our friend. It's amazing that he can be just a regular guy and lead with such confidence that he does. No one is able to make a deal better than him." - Congressman Markwayne Mullin

 The Idea Is Correct
Now, You Just Have To Work On Your Aim...

"Because when you're a liar, you lie not just on one thing. When you're a cheater, you cheat not just on one thing. When you're doing corruption, you generally don't just do it on one thing." - Ed Martin

 I Thought The Fundamental Genius Of Trump's Political Success Was That He Hated The Same People That His Base Hates
Silly Me - I Guess I Have Just Been Schooled By Somebody Devoid Of A Sense Of Irony

"This idea that Gavin Newsom is somehow gonna mimic Donald Trump's style - I think that ignores the fundamental genius of President Trump's political success, which is that he's authentic." - Vice President JD Vance

Just When You Think The Internet Is Done With Cheech And Chong Memes: "I Eat Grass. I Snort Grass. I Sleep On Grass. I'm Four Fifths Grass. Nobody Knows That, But That's What My Doctors Tell Me, So It Must Be True. My Head Is Filled With The Stuff. So, Trust Me When I Say: I Know Grass!"

"One of the things we are going to be redoing as your parks. I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world. We are going to be regrassing your parks, new sprinklers systems. It will look like Trump national golf club. Grass has a life. You know that? Grass has a life. We have a life, and grass has a life. The grass here died about 40 years ago." - President Donald Trump