When the Public Square Becomes the Swamp, Better Stock Up On Alligator Masks

Is Israel Real?

Do You Mean The Rocks Or The Sticks? Surely, You Can't Mean The Rocks AND The Sticks - That Would Leave Palestinians Defenceless!

Germany stands firmly by Israel's side, working to release the hostages. To move closer to this goal, we now need more than a ceasefire. It is time to end this war. We call on Hamas to lay down its weapons.

Donald Trump Shook His Head Ruefully. "You Never ANNOUNCE Ignoring The Supreme Court - You Just Do It! Sheesh! And People Think I'M A Moron!"

Today may be the day Israel tipped definitely into autocracy. Supreme Court issued emergency ruling that the government's decision to fire the AG is invalid pending judicial review. Comms Minister Shlomo Karhi has announced that the government will not adhere to this ruling.

And, Miraculously, They Didn't Hit A Single Israeli!

Has any western media organisation covered this in any detail?

Israeli helicopter gunships fired over 11,000 times INSIDE Israel on October 7th.

The Geneva Convention Intends To Disagree At The First Opportunity...

There is NO OBLIGATION to provide food and water to the people of your enemy.

Wait Until They Call Genocide "A Disagreement About The Definition Of Life"

REPORTER: 'I've confirmed that a Palestinian who died due to a fire started by Israeli settlers in the West Bank was a US citizen. Is the State Department calling on Israel to investigate?'

TAMMY BRUCE: 'It's a violent situation. There have been a few Americans who have passed in this kind of dynamic.'

Dynamic??? Is that what the White House is calling Settler Violence?

I Assume "A Zionist Asshole" Won't Satisfy You...?

This man threatened Jewish protestors for Gaza with rape and mass shooting in Midtown Manhattan.

Help me figure out who he is.

We Know the United States is a Cartoon

Katie Miller, wife of Stephen, announces that she is starting a new podcast "because for years I've seen that there isn't a place for conservative women to gather online."

Maybe tourism in Vegas has dropped because people don't want to be put in a cage at the airport for two weeks because of a meme on their phone.

Pyong- Where, Now? You Educated Elites With Your Fancy Geography - Don't You Know People Stopped Listening To You Years Ago?

MAJOR TRUMP ADMIN LEAK

A leaked DHS memo reveals Trump's team is plotting to embed U.S. TROOPS in American cities all over the U.S. for immigration enforcement.

This is America. The military has no business on American soil. At this rate, MAGA is turning us into Pyongyang.

How Long Was It Before The Skullcap Caught Fire?

mike johnson, who literally shut down the house last week to block the release of the epstein files, is now praying at the western wall in a yarmulke...

Are You Suggesting That All Those Years I Got My Host Body "Happy Host Body's Day" Cards For Host Body Day That I Was Wrong?

"The question is what is the value of that life & is it subordinate to the value of it's host body" - FL state Rep Oliva

"Host bodies" is how the gop refer to women as these fanatics continue to try to normalize stripping women of rights because they view women as "host bodies"

"I Mean, Why Is 'Euthanasia' Such A Dirty Word? If Only Healthy Young People Were Insured, Premiums Would Plummet!

OMG! This just happened at Rep. Mike Flood's town hall:

Q: What plans does the Congress have for providing reasonable-cost health insurance to Nebraskans?

REP. FLOOD: One of the ways to bring down our commercial private payer insurance is to not have as many people on Medicaid.

You Know, As A Doctor, You Make A Really Mediocre TV Personality

BRENNAN: How do you stop the drugmakers from passing along the cost of tariffs to Americans?

MEHMET OZ: Let's use a model that's worked for external threats. That's what NATO did - everybody has to pay a little more, we'll pay extra too - but we won't pay a lot more than everybody else ... we'll pay a little less in America, that way Americans can afford these medications

At the Very Least, We Can Agree That President Trump is a Cartoon
Not a Funny One, Perhaps, But Still...

Donald Trump Shook His Head Ruefully. "Okay, Maybe People Aren't Always Wrong..."

IT'S MIDNIGHT!!! BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TARIFFS ARE NOW FLOWING INTO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

"My Ear Hurt For Several Minutes. That's Suffering Nobody Should Have To Endure!"

Trump: "What a great honor to get those Purple Hearts. I guess in a certain way it wasn't that easy for me either, when you think of it."

He Was Using The Royal "They"

Trump keeps saying, "They" wanted a ballroom at the White House...WHO?

The Names Of The Special Effects And CGI Artists

Judge Cannon SEALS evidence in Trump assassination case involving Ryan Routh, citing "exceptionally grave damages to U.S. National Security."

What in the hell is being hidden?

All The People Who Argued That 500% Would Reduce The Cost To $4 Have Broken My Brain

Correct me if I am wrong because I am not as good with math as Trump or Hollyhand, but if a $20 item comes down by %500, would that mean the pharmacist would pay me $80 to take a medicine?

FOR THE LOVE OF GORD MAKE IT STOP!

The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren't accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 15000%

I Guess Some Institutions Find Pressure From History More Persuasive...

BREAKING: The Smithsonian museum is putting Trump's two impeachments back in its presidential history exhibit after quietly removing them under pressure from the White House.