Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Were Thinking the Same Thing, But Hesitated to Commit Themselves
Headlines Were Thinking the Same Thing, But Hesitated to Commit Themselves
Have You Considered Revolution? I Feel Like You Haven't Explored A Revolt Against The Current Economic System As Seriously As You Should
"Should we still hold onto the home ownership dream?
Buying a house is out of reach for many Canadians. Long-term renting could be an alternative"
- Toronto Star
You Know, The Kind Of Elder Statesman Who Is Put In A Chair In A Corner To Drink Prune Juice While The Responsible Adults Conduct Their Business At The Kitchen Table
"Canada can, and should, be the world's elder statesman in critical mineral"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As You Close Your Eyes And Hold On Tight To The Chapstick, You Should Get Through The Ordeal With A Small Shred Of Dignity
"Carney's tariff retreat is defensible
'Elbows up' was never the right way to deal with Trump - only the right, if cynical, way to campaign"
- Toronto Star
We Could, For Instance, Add "Thoughts" To Our Already Established Policy Of "Prayers"
"Future support for Ukraine could take many forms, minister says"
- Toronto Star
That's What Every Abuser Tells Themselves
"You Can't Quit America"
- New York Times
Because, As European Nations Are Learning, The Best Way To Deal With A Bully Is To Give In To His Demands
"Carney had no choice but to go 'elbows down'
Canada's partial reprieve from U.S. tariffs depends on the USMCA, but that arrangement could soon fall apart"
- Globe and Mail
But Will It Last After Being Exposed To The Heat?
"Wet Leg Is Evolving After Fast Success"
- New York Times
You Might Want To Consider Replacing Your Wardrobe Made Entirely Out Of Magnets...
"I keep going back to Newfoundland. I've made 20 trips there"
- Toronto Star
The Problem Is Targeting The Carrier For Elimination
"Drones enlisted in virus fight"
- Toronto Star
Bison Claimed He Owed It Money
"Dallas realtor killed by buffalo"
- Toronto Star
As He Did When He Was A Central Banker?
"It's time Carney stepped up for workers"
- Toronto Star
Environmentalists Know What They're Getting In Their Stockings This Christmas...
"Alberta energy watchdog CEO cancels coal hearing"
- Globe and Mail
"Saskatchewan to extend coal plants beyond 2030 federal phase-out date"
- Globe and Mail
Company Claims The Announcement Of Cost Overruns Isn't Scheduled For Another Year And A Half
"Auditor flagged concern about future of spa firm
Therme says books in good shape despite reports"
- Toronto Star
You've Been Living Under A Rock For The Last Two Years?
"Why I still have hope for a two-state solution"
- Toronto Star
If Only The Dinosaurs Could See The Comet In The Sky...
"Why now is the time to learn about AI
Canadians are divided over how prepared they are for the changes ahead"
- Toronto Star
Not All At The Same Time, Of Course (Unless You're Visiting Lunenberg)
"Check out farms, waterfalls, museums, brews and burgers"
- Toronto Star
But...but...but Whining Is What We're Good At! Really Good At!
Oppressor! Stop Telling Us Not To Do What We're Really Good At!
"The right wing is ascendant. It should stop whining
Are young men in Canada really so hard done by, or are conservatives selling them a bill of goods?"
- Toronto Star
"We Love The Food," One Former Patron Said, "But We Didn't Care For The Floor Show..."
"As Troops Walk the Streets, Washington Restaurants Report a Slump
With the deployment of the National Guard, owners say business is down drastically."
- New York Times
It's Being Obscured By A Hairpin Turn
"Leblanc optimistic about U.S. trade deal
Carney's chief negotiator says talks with Trump face challenges, but 'I don't see a dead end yet'"
- Toronto Star
Works Great For Party Guests Who Overstay Their Welcome, Too
"Tories seek wider right to defend home
Poilievre says any use of force should be deemed legally reasonable in the event of a break-in"
- Toronto Star
If They Stay On Vacation Long Enough, The Genocide Will Be Complete, And They Won't Have To Worry About Those Horrific Sights When They Return Home
"Even While Vacationing Abroad, Israelis Can't Escape the Horrors of the Gaza War
Israelis are taking their summer vacation abroad to escape the malaise of the war and the horrific sights in Gaza. But when they reach their destination, the walls shout reality at them"
- Haaretz
