TwitterX Doesn't Care For the Tone of Your Voice!

1. Where Is The Letter?
2. What, THAT Letter? It's A Fake!
3. Okay, Maybe The Letter Is Real, But Hamas Would Never Have Actually Followed Through With It.
4. Okay, We Don't Know If Hamas Would Have Gone Through With It, But...But...But YOU'RE A SELF-HATING JEW!

Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar

Israeli hostage negotiator, Gershon Baskin told Piers Morgan that his government is committing war crimes in Gaza and Hamas told him twice in writing that they will release the hostages and a commitment to end the war in August last year.

He Came To This Decision Two Years Ago, But We're Only Reporting On It Now Because...Because...Because SHUT UP YOU ANTISEMITIC BASTARD!

The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post

The Prime Minister's office confirmed that Benjamin Netanyahu has come to a decision for the full occupation of the Gaza Strip, including operations in areas where hostages are held.

It Was Probably A Bad Idea To Have Leopard Burgers On The Menu

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

The owner of "Trump Burger" in Houston is now facing deportation

All The Virgins At Fox Respond To The News By Saying, "See? We Told You So!"

R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts

#BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly told the Department of justice that she never witnessed Now President Donald Trump engage in any concerning behavior in her presence

Tsk Tsk. So Greedy...

The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHoller

"Democrats could lose 42 seats."

Bannon says he has been pushing for Trump to redo the census like this for 10 years - and Alex Degrasse says between stealing seats in Texas, a new census, and attacking the Voting Rights Act they hope to grab over 40 seats from Democrats.

But Elon Assured Me It Was!

Rania
@umyaznerno

It's not rocket science!

I Would, But Since You'll Be Dead Soon, I Would Just Be Wasting My Breath, So I Won't

BrooklynDad_Defiant!
@mmpadellan

I don't know how you justify covering the White House in gold after you cut cancer research funding and SNAP benefits for poor, hungry children

Explain it to me like I'm a starving child with cancer.

People
Who Come Out Of People
Are The Christianist People In The World...

Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00

MAGA pastor: "Women are the kind of people that people come out of. It doesn't take any talent to simply reproduce biologically."

CNN: The pastor says women as individuals shouldn't be able to vote and the 19th amendment should be repealed.

Pete Hegseth is also a big fan of the pastor.

(MAGA values right there)

Does That Include The Toddler-in-Chief?

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

Katie Miller: "So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a public place?"

JD Vance: "...[Usha] is super patient. She'll try to reason with them. If they have a tantrum in a public place, I immediately grab them, take them to he bathroom and say, 'You got to cut that shit out.'"

Does "I Like My Closet. It's Nice And Roomy." Count?

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: The US Supreme Court has been asked to overturn the ruling legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Curious if the Gays for Trump people have any comments.

We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number - Cough! Cough! - One!

Neil Stone
@Dr.NeilStone

The greatest source of medical misinformation on the planet at this point is the health secretary of the United States

Air Force Gets Separation, Transgender Service Members Get Anxiety

Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1

WASHINGTON (AP) - US Air Force says it will deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service.

Looks Like ICE Has A Volunteer

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: A Valedictorian speech is going viral after mid speech this student says "Fuck ICE, and Fuck the Trump Administration..."

Mic drop!

Hard To Believe That Before Trump Entered Politics, You Were Actually A Nun

Malcolm Nance
@MalcolmNance

This bullshit is how Trump surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. Fuck this deal. Fuck Trump. Fuck his daddy Putin.

You Lie!
It Was Only...Umm...$3T...

Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00

Tim Scott accuses Democrats of not being aware that we're $37T in debt. Then says, "Thank God for President Trump. God bless four years of sanity."

(Trump and the GOP Passed a bill that adds $5T to the deficit)

Fat-assed Douche Canoe Clown Balls - There's An Image I Won't Be Able To Get Out Of My Head! Thanks A Douche Canoe Full Of Clown Balls Bunch, Adam!

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini)
@AdamKinzinger

The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans.

Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.

You Certainly Have Your Finger On The Pulse Of The Concerns Of The Average American!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

I wonder if Marcus Aurelius could have done more to carry Rome to greater heights or whether that was as good a job as could have been done

Well, But - *HUFF* "PUFF* - BUT AT LEAST SHE'S A WOMAN!

TheFrenchie
@ML3democrats

The worst First Lady in America history. She is absolutely not classy. She is vulgar and fake. Do you agree?

Eliminates? Like...Poop? Is That How -
Oh, You Meant Killed. Why Didn't You Just Say So?

Disclose.tv
@disclosetv

JUST IN: Israel eliminates entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza.

You Left Out The Part Where He Talked About The N***ers Who Worked In The Kitchen Or The K**es Who Owned The Restaurants
Otherwise, Great Memory To Share

JOSH DUNLAP
@JDunlap1974

President Trump: "My father always used to tell me...'Son, when you walk into a restaurant & you see a dirty front door, don't go in. Because if the front door is dirty, the kitchen is dirty also.'...If our capital is dirty, our whole country is dirty."

You Should Ask Pete Hegseth How He Deals With The Problem

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

JD Vance: "We always try to have a drink once a week, like put the kids to bed. Like, it used to be go to a good, old, local bar in Cincinnati and hang out. Now, it's like make a cocktail at home and sit outside on the porch."

Katie Miller: "Do you miss not being able to go to the bar?"

Vance: "I do."