Headlines Were Asking For It...So I Got Them a Lemonade

He's Gonna Have To Buy Us Dinner, First!
We May Be Cheap, But Canada's Not Easy!

"'He's trying to get Canada to bend a knee'" - Toronto Star

We Can't Help It! Our Species Is Big Boned!

"Are we humans taking up too much space?" - Toronto Star

 Ayn Rand And The Bible Are Safe.
Everything Else Is Negotiable...

"Smith says Alberta won't ban 'classics.' What does she mean?" - Toronto Star

 They'd Get AI To Lie For Them
Okay, Those Who Couldn't Afford AI Would Get Their Spokespeople To Lie For Them, But, Honestly, The Price Will Come Down So Quickly That Anybody Who Is Serious About Running For Office Should Be Able To!

"What if politicians couldn't lie?" - Toronto Star

If They Can't, You're Not Protecting Them Very Well, Are You?

"In this housing crunch, can protected green spaces be preserved? - Toronto Star

They Have Smaller Brains

"Why are other creatures so much smarter than us? - Toronto Star

As A Matter Of Fact, It "Borrowed" Twenty Bucks From Me A Couple Of Weeks Ago But If I'm Being Honest, I Never Expected To Be Paid Back

"Does AI owe you?" - Toronto Star

Might As Well Be On Mars...

"Where will we put community mailboxes?" - Toronto Star

A German People Of The 4th And 5th Centuries Who Waged War On The Roman Empire Because They Did Not Like Being Told How Fast They Could Drive Their Yaks

"Who are vandals cutting down speed cameras?" - Toronto Star

 Hmm...Let's See
It Wasn't In The Eighties
It Wasn't In The Nineties
It Wasn't In The Aughts
It Wasn't In The Teens
I'm Going To Say...No?

"Is it time to embrace two-tier health care?" - Toronto Star

I'm Willing, But First You've Got To Stop Acting Like An Idiot

"Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" - New York Times

What Is The Severance Package Like?

"Boyfriend's acting strange. Is he trying to be my ex?" - Toronto Star

Finally Accepting Your Tax Dollars Will Be Spent On Programs That Benefit Ordinary People

"What exactly is a tax writeoff?" - Toronto Star

If There Is, You Won't Find It On Social Media

"Is there a polite way to correct people when they're wrong?" - Toronto Star

Is That What The Cool Kids Are Calling Trump's Ass These Days?

"Does Poilievre have his head in the sand?" - Toronto Star

I Doubt Very Much That The Remaining Members Of The Band Want To Get Involved

"Will Carney's first budget be a rush job?" - Toronto Star

 No, He's Far Right, Like Lunatic Right
Oh, Wait. You Meant Is He Right On Taxes. Right As In Correct.
I Did Say That He Was Lunatic Right, Didn't I?

"Poilievre believes we pay too much in taxes. Is he right?" - Toronto Star

Journalists Never Ask The Right Questions, So It Never Occurs To Them That He Could Be Fonfubbinged

"Is Trump fibbing or just confused?" - Toronto Star

Considering They Haven't Had Either In For A Very Long Time, Perhaps They Should Pursue A Nice Mug Of Hot Chocolate And An Early Night...

"Should the NDP pursue power or principles?" - Toronto Star

One Trump Dollar? Sure - It's Not Like They'll Be Worth Anything After He Leaves Office...

"Is Musk worth a $1T bonus?" - Toronto Star

Then Climate "Scientists" Will Be Proven Wrong Once Again, Won't They?

"What if the Monarchy Doesn't End Quietly?" - New York Times

If You Lived Above The Bickering Birkenheimers, You Would Know The Answer To That Question!

"Is Canada still a peacekeeper?" - Toronto Star

 That Right Only Exists While You're In The Womb
Whose Fault Is It That You Didn't Stay There?

"What about the right to live?" - Toronto Star

 Or, And I Throw This Idea At The Wall To See How Glutinous It Is, We Could Clean Up Politics So People Who Don't Lie Actually Want To Run For Office
What Do You Think Of That Idea?
Any Thoughts?
Anything At All?



Oh, Great! Now I Have To Clean Up The Mess On The Wall! Anybody Know Where The Mop Is?

"Could law constrain lying leaders?" - Toronto Star

By Not Being Able To Give A Satisfactory Definition Of Being A Canadian, Duh!

"How do we define being Canadian?" - Toronto Star