If TwitterX Didn't Exist, Nobody Would Have Had To Invent It

No, It Needs Another Five Minutes In The Oven And *SMACKS LIPS* Maybe Some Cumin...

Is it fascism yet?

Although It's Never Too Late To Add Exotic Ingredients

Tucker Carlson agrees with a guest on his show who says, "It turns out I think the story we got about World War II is all wrong... one can make the argument that we should have sided with Hitler."

Not even trying to hide it.

Make America Great Again

What's it called when the government owns the means of production?

You Must Really Love Crime!

If you want to see a glimpse of your future, come to DC and walk around.

You will not be unaffected.

Trump on the FBI raid on John Bolton's home:

"He is not a smart guy. He could be a very unpatriotic guy, we're going to find out. I know nothing about it. I just saw it this morning. They did a raid."

Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive.

"And If You Don't Marry, You Are Obviously Insane And Cannot Be Trusted With A Vote!"

Toby Sumpter, a pastor at Christian nationalist Doug Wilson's church, defends repealing the 19th Amendment by arguing that women effectively give up their right to vote by getting married: "When you get married, what you're saying is, 'I'm choosing this man to be my representative.'"

Or, In Other Words, "The Democratic Party Establishment Is Still Beholden To Its Big Money Donors And Addicted To Losing Elections It Can And Should Win."

Hakeem Jeffries again declines to endorse Zohran Mamdani, saying: "He's going to have to demonstrate to a broader electorate - including in many of the neighborhoods that I represent in Brooklyn - that his ideas can actually be put into reality."

You Are Clearly No Mathematician. But If It's Any Consolation, You're No Political Scientist Or Economist, Either

I'm no mathematician, but removing 55 million visa holders would probably free up the housing market and lower rents for, you know, Americans.

A baby koala being weighed with a toy to reduce it's separation anxiety from her mom

"He Can Even Have My Wife If He Insists. Just As Long As He Doesn't Primary Me In The Next Election!"

Give Trump a third term, give him a Peace Prize, and let him run D.C. as long as he wants.

How Can He Be When Netanyahu Is?

Guess putin's in charge of American foreign policy now.

I Would Be More Impressed If The US Wasn't So Busy Shtupping The Country From Down The Street Who Broke Into Zelenskyy's House And Is Trying To Steal His Good Dishes And Cutlery

FOX: It seems Trump's plan is to apply serious pressure on Zelenskyy today o come to an agreement, but that means Zelenskyy has to give up land.

SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: Yeah. I want to remind everybody that this is Joe BIden's war, but it's also the European Union's war ... we've been babysitting Europe since World War 2

PRICELESS: Macron literally WHIPS his head at Trump like he just dropped in from the moon - as Trump tells Zelensky that when he meets Putin, he'll "see he also wants peace."

Macron's face says it all: Did this moron really just say that out loud?

Benjamin Netanyahu Has Been Living That Principle In Action For A Couple Of Years - Funny You Didn't Learn The Lesson From Him...

Trump to Zelenskyy: "During the war you can't have elections? So let me just see - three and a half years from now, if we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections. That's good."

Trump on Melania: "She has a wonderful son that she loves probably more than anybody including me. I hate to say it"

Talk About Plucking Your Eyes Out To Spite Your Face!

Deleted my post on Trump saying states must do what the fed says until I see it from Trump himself.

"But My Racism Can Save It!"

Europe is dying

Has The Statute Of Limitations Run Out On Calling You "Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys?"

Do you have any idea of the image we have of the United States in France? Would you like me to tell you?

And Only A Press Secretary Allergic To Truth Or Reason Would Give A Response Like That

REPORTER: If the point is to get everybody on the same page, why wouldn't Trump just take the call from Putin when the other leaders were in the room?

LEAVITT: Only a reporter from the New York Times would ask a question like that

"And, Anyway, Why Would We Want To? People In Those Areas HAVE GUNS And Other Weapons - Those Are Some Scary Ass Places!"

This is how you know what's happening in DC is a total clown show - The National Guardsmen deployed around Union Station are unarmed.

Brian Todd: "When asked if they will deploy to high crime areas of the city, the [DoD] official said, 'that's not the request.'"