Sorry, TwitterX Nodded Off For a Moment, There - What Did It Miss?

Q: Yes. Because You And Other Top Republicans Accused Biden Of A Cover-up And Demanded That The Epstein Files, Including His Client List, Be Immediately Released."
Vance: "If You're Going To Answer Your Own Questions, I'm Going To Walk Out Of This Interview!"

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Q: "Now that you're in power, you say that there is no Epstein client list. Why do you think it is that so many of your own supporters don't believe you?"

Vance: "We have to remember this entire story blew up during the Biden administration."

Republicans Are Like Vampires In A Hall Of Mirrors: Chronically Unable To See Themselves Clearly!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

FOX: *plays clip of Gavin Newsom pointing out that crime is higher in Louisiana than California*

FOX: Your response?

MIKE JOHNSON: He needs to go an govern his state and not be engaging in this

So, To Recap: Kidnapping A State Official Is Nothing More Than High School Hijinks

Acyn
@Acyn

Collier: I refused to sign and so I was told that I was gonna have to stay here on the floor. They have locked the doors. The sergeants have been instructed not to allow me to leave until I have a permission slip.

And Trump Is The Guy Who Demands Texas Redraw Its Electoral Maps?

Clash Report
@clashreport

Crimea is massive, I would say like the size of Texas or something. In the middle of the ocean.

Sorry, But History Doesn't Care About Your Feelings
Sorry, But I'm Not Really Sorry

Acyn
@Acyn

Halligan: What I saw going through the museum personally was an overemphasis on slavery, and I think there should be an overemphasis on how far we've come... We should be able to take our kids, our students through the Smithsonian and be proud when we leave...

Really? Then, How Come We Haven't Become The 51st State Yet?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "Mexico does what we tell them to do, and Canada does what we tell them to do."

Good, Gord, These People Are Irony Proof!
How Can You Troll People Who Are Immune To Irony?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

JD Vance on Gavin Newsom:

"He's trying to be a fake copy of Trump, and it just doesn't work. You can't mimic the king. You can't mimic the master."

Those Who Do Not Know History Are Doomed To Become President

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Trump: "Russia is a powerful military nation whether people like it or not. It's a much bigger nation. It's not a war that should have been started, you don't do that. You don't take on a nation that's 10x your size."

And Yet, You Not Only Felt The Need To Comment On It, But You Reposted It
The GAP Ad Department Thanks You For Your Service

American AF
@iAnonPatriot

GAP released an ad in retaliation to Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad...but nobody even noticed.

Because it looks like EVERY single woke garbage ad we've been seeing for the last 4 years..

But Doesn't Being A Big Asshole Yourself Cancel Your Opinion Out?
You MAGAts Are Really Bad At Math!

Roger Stone
@RogeraJStoneJr

I can say definitively with 50 years in American politics. I have never met a bigger asshole than George Conway.

a) Kash Patel Lied At His Confirmation Hearing
b) Kash Patel Lied Big Time At His Confirmation Hearing
c) Kash Patel Told The Mother Of All Whoppers At His Confirmation Hearing

Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00

Kash Patel under oath: "I have no interest, no desire, and will not, if confirmed, go backwards. There will be no politicization at the FBI. There will be no retributive actions taken by any FBI should I be confirmed as the FBI Director."

What happened?

States Rights? WRONG!

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

AG Bondi on mayors and governors in blue states:

"If they don't comply with us...We're going to...cut off their federal funding. We are going to send in law enforcement...just like we're doing here in Washington, D.C."

And Those Who Don't Now Will When I Send ICE After Them

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator."

I Thought You Were Friends With Trump Again

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Any government driving destruction of its own people is not legitimate

And True Christians asked, "Lord, What Have You Been Smoking? And How Can We Get Some?" And It Was Good.

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

MAGA preacher: "And the lord raised up a thrice-married New York real estate developer to show American Christians what manhood and warrior courage looks like."

Rude, But Oddly Colourful

Brian Allen
@allenanalysis

BREAKING: Japan Post is cutting off mail service to the U.S.

Joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden,

That's not a shipping delay, that's a diplomatic middle finger wrapped in a postage stamp.

Speaker Mike Johnson's Spit Take Was Like A Water Fountain - When He Was Done, It Looked Like He Had Lost 43% Of The Moisture In His Body

Acyn
@Acyn

Reporter: It requires an act of congress to rename the Defense Department.

Trump: We're just going to do it. I'm sure Congress will just go along

Q: You Do Know That A Majority Of Americans Are Not White, Christian Males, Don't You?
A: We're Working On That. Talk To Me In A Couple Of Years...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

White House official Lindsey Halligan on the Smithsonian: "The president wants to see more positivity and more patriotism ... 98% of the population should not be forced to accommodate or adjust their morals to make less than 2% of the population comfortable."

Be Fair: They Spend So Much Energy Hating Blacks, Jews And LGBTQ+ People, They Just Don't Have Any Left To Combat Charges Of Racism

LongTime FirstTime
@LongTimeHistory

Trump voters 'tired' of being accused of racism.

Do you feel bad?

Nice Country, Norway. It'd Be A Shame If Something Happened To It. A Real Shame If It...Broke. If It Just...Broke...

Acyn
@Acyn

Luna: If the Nobel Peace Prize committee knows what's good for them, they'll nominate him.

I think Melania Trump might also have a nomination.

I think she will be a key reason why we are able to broker peace with Ukraine.