Tweets Are Like Cops: There's Never One Around When You Need One
(Fortunately, You Never Truly Need One)

I'm Going To Deduce...The Vice President In The Oval Office With The Lead Pipe...

Vance: I feel very confident that the President is in good shape... If God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy, I can't think of a better on-the-job training than what I've gotten

You're Only Going To Be The Second Worst President The United States Has Ever Had

everyone please say something nice now about JD to cheer him up

Genocide scholars are Hamas...

Fortunately It's Not Illegal When The President Does It

Nothing says 'presidential' like admitting to felony extortion.

"Trust Me - I'm Not An Expert In Anything!"

RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.

"They Love It So Much, We're Gonna Take The House In A Landslide In The Mid-ter - Why Are You Laughing?"

CNN shows Mike Johnson a Fox News poll showing how unpopular the BBB is.

Johnson: I'm not buying that. Polls can be manipulated... I've been to town halls. People are standing and applauding for what we've done.

Everyone knows the BBB is widely unpopular

Because Republicans Refuse To Do Both?

Vance: When I see far left politicians say how dare you offer thoughts and prayers, you need action. I don't care about your prayers, I care about what you are going to do to prevent this from happening. Why does it have to be one or the other?

You Can Stop Kissing His Ass Now - Haven't You Heard? His Health Is Failing

Kristi Noem: "I do know that LA wouldn't be standing today if President Trump hadn't taken action."

I Read 15 Lies (Not Counting His TwitterX Handle)

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, DC IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! President DJT

Lara Trump: Critics say tariffs are a hidden tax on consumers but give us the reality.

Bessent: If they're so bad and the American consumer is paying them, why do we hear the European and Chinese companies complaining about tariffs

Odd Way Of Expressing Contrition, But I Guess We All Atone For Our Sins In Our Own Way...

Polish millionaire CEO who snatched a hat meant for a child on live TV at the US Open speaks out.

"Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I've always said, life is first come, first served... If you were faster, you would have it... I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability. All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking the matter to court."

When He Closed Down USAID, Trump Was Responsible For The Deaths Of Roughly 300,000 People - He Sure Is An Expert On Murder!

Kristi Noem: "If Pritzker has one murder in the city of Chicago, he should be calling President Trump and saying, 'What's your ideas? What could we do?'"

England is finally waking up

"It Might Expose Him And Everybody Who Supports Him To Ridicule - And What Reputable News Organization Will Employ Me If I Lose My Job Here?"

Arroyo: Whatever anybody thinks of Trump, it's authentically him. He created this brand - the caps in the Twitter posts - that's him. Trying to replicate that is dangerous

Pete Hegseth in December on military training: "We're bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn't be happening."

Have You Covered All The Mirrors In Your Home, Or Have You Already Forgotten Your Gutting Of USAID?

"Just following orders" is not an acceptable defense

Good Thing He Decided A Few Months Back To Focus On His Businesses Or He Could Really Get Himself Into Trouble!

"We're Just Waiting For The Right Moment...Like When The Temperature Of Hell Drops Substantially..."

O'KEEFE: Are there plans to go to red states and Republican-controlled cities in this kind of way?

KRISTI NOEM: Absolutely

Hey, America. Canada here. Uh who's running things down there? We're hearing things.

But Does The Lamestream Press Give The President Credit For Being Consistent? FAKE NEWS!

Today the White House claimed:

So...You Want To Study The Issue More, Then?

Fox: Would you welcome federal resources going into a part of South Carolina with a high crime rate?

Mace: I look forward to watching the videos of soldiers entering Chicago

"I'm Not Dead Yet! Thank You For Your Inattention To This Matter."

BREAKING: The White House says Donald Trump will make an announcement from the Oval Office at 2pm tomorrow...

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