Les Pages Aux Folles: Tell Headlines No Truths, They'll Tell You They Know No Shame
Tell Headlines No Truths, They'll Tell You They Know No Shame
When We've Used Up The World's Fresh Water, Tariffs Will Exacerbate The Problem
Remember The Scene In Mad Max Where He Wants To Shoot The Main Villain, But Because Of Tariffs He Can't Afford Bullets?
That Film Was Prophetic!
"PM pulls back on vehicle mandate
Tariff-relief plans include benefits, training and "buy Canadian" rules
- Toronto Star
Ending The Genocide Means Something Different To The Israeli Government Than It Does To The Rest Of The World
"Israel threatens to escalate attacks
At least 27 dead after strikes in Gaza City on Friday"
- Toronto Star
Employees Can Live In Their Office Cubicles - There You Go: Two Problems Solved!
"As governments head back to work, they must focus on housing crisis"
- Toronto Star
Fortunately, He Has Winner Tires, So He Can Drive The Province...Into The Ground
"Ford's drive for highways speeds past accountability"
- Toronto Star
This Was Before Republicans Blamed Mass Shootings On Mental Illness
So Speaker Johnson Isn't A Hypocrite, He's Just Late To The Party
"Trump Signs Bill Revoking Obama-Era Gun Checks for People With Mental Illnesses
The new law nullified an Obama-backed rule that added people with mental illnesses to the national background check database."
- NBC News
It's "Ism," Too
"Escapism is more than just escape"
- Toronto Star
Hurry, Before It's Polluted Aga - Merde!
"The Seine Is Clean. Time to Swim."
- New York Times
"A Bank Account. Big One," Said One Developer
"'We will hold Doug Ford to account'"
- Toronto Star
I Thought You Were A Family Publication!
"Tell wife her co-worker shouldn't be smelling her hair"
- Toronto Star
Whales Want Their Privacy?
"Early calving suggests change in behaviour"
- Toronto Star
Is The Remaining Cast So Desperate They're Doing A Touring Stage Version Of The TV Series?
"Cycling trip to P.E.I. is a real Tour de Friends"
- Toronto Star
After Feeling Lonely And Disconnected, A Toronto Male Attacked A Social Group For Women, Saying That It Was Sexist. It's Part Of A Growing Movement Across North America To Destroy Progress On Equality
"Finding friends, on purpose
After feeling lonely and disconnected, a Toronto newcomer launched a social group for women. It's part of a growing movement across North America to build intentional friendships"
- Toronto Star
You Understand That Looking In The Rearview Mirror Is Not Looking Forward...Right?
"Toronto's best days are ahead of us"
- Toronto Star
They Have Certainly Convinced Stupid People That Their Taxes Haven't Gone Up
"For good and ill, Trump's tariffs work"
- Toronto Star
1. Back To England
2. After That, He's Really Not Our Problem
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"Five key moves Carney needs to make"
- Toronto Star
"If Enough Drivers Die In Crashes, The Problem Of Congestion On Our Streets Will Be Solved!" The Premier Pointed Out
"'Better ways' than cameras, Ford says
Premier calls photo radar to slow drivers a 'tax grab'"
- Toronto Star
He Is, On The Other Hand, Who He Has Always Acted Like
Maybe We Should Have Paid More Attention To What He Did And Less To What He Said
"Mark Carney isn't who he said he was"
- Toronto Star
Says The Conservative Commentator Who Likes What He's Doing
"Give the guy a break, he's doing what he promised"
- Toronto Star
He's Popular With Millionaires And Billionaires
Who Else Matters, Really?
"Poilievre's back, but not by popular demand"
- Toronto Star
The Wrestler Known As The Trans Substantiator?
"A Fighter Who Has a Feminine Side, Too"
- New York Times
So, You'll Be There For Decades, Then
"Israel to consider Lebanon withdrawal
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says Hezbollah must be disarmed before action can be taken"
- Toronto Star
But The Real Menace To Society Is The Unhoused Living In City Parks
"Regulator registrar loses job following iPro deal
Official agreed to no fines or charges against realtors over missing $10M"
- Toronto Star
"Shedding light on spa's books
Questions raised about province's due diligence over net worth of firm setting up at Ontario Place"
- Toronto Star
The Good News Is That When We Reenact The Storyline Of The Man Who Fell to Earth, We Won't Have To Fall very Far
"Humanity faces a planet already running dry
Canada, Russia losing most water now, with implications for farming and then, everything else"
- Toronto Star
