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Enjoy,SURREALISM: A System Of Social And Economic Organization Where Incrementalist Butterfly Engineers
COMMUNISM: A system of social and economic organization where the workers are exploited by the state, which takes a majority of the wealth they earn and leaves them impoverished.
CAPITALISM: A system of social and economic organization where the workers are exploited by the ruling corporate elite, which takes a majority of the wealth they earn and leaves them impoverished.
The difference couldn't be more stark.
SOURCE: Economics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/entertainmentfordummies/economicsfordummies/home.asp?did=637&dir=bb]
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Of Course You Realize, This Means Bugs Bunny!
The death of Charlie Kirk has caused the right wing bloviasphere to say the quiet part out loud: the race war that the fringe of the right has been looking forward to for years is now part of the mainstream right's discourse. (While the left still talks about working with their friends across the aisle - warfare doesn't get more asymmetrical!)
This raises a lot of questions.
Such as: why does Alex Jones always look like a bad parody of John Belushi in full angry snit mode?
Or, what is Jesse Watters hiding in those cheeks? Surely, on the salary Fox pays him he can afford a warehouse for all those acorns!
Or, doesn't Steve Bannon have any friends who can tell him that his Wilfred Brimley impression isn't as endearing as he seems to think it is?
Who these people are is not, by contrast, in question. Traitors who use their media platforms to undermine American democracy. I hope they were paid a lot of acorns for their work!
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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It's Just The Way The Rock Rolls
People around Hollywood are asking: what happened to The Rock?
On the red carpet for the premier of Moana 2, he looked like he had lost hundreds of pounds of muscle. His arms, which ordinarily look like beer barrels, looked like the moderately thick branches of a relatively young tree (so: like those of anybody else). His chest, which always looked so muscular that it could detach from his body and live a fine life of its own, was smooth and flat and, and, and ordinary. What happened?
I'll tell you what happened to The Rock: he dropped out of his movie star form and returned to his human form! Action movie stars are mutants who have been trained to keep their special powers secret so they don't disillusion their fans. Maybe The Rock has decided to move away from action movies, so he doesn't need to use his mutant powers any more. Maybe he lost the energy to be able to maintain his movie star form. Maybe he had an argument with Professor Xavier and did it to spite him.
Who can understand action stars, really?
SOURCE: Entertainment Right Now
[http://www.entertainmentrightnow.com/mini/smug2025/2025/09/10/betweentherockandasoftplace/]
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When I Was Growing Up, We Had Politicians Who Made Policy Based On Facts, Not Demented Fantasies. There Are Many Things That Could Explain This. One Is The Dependence On The Drugs Of Big Money And Demagoguery.
According to Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr, "We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs."
Ah, yes - I remember being in grade four when little Timmy Gunderson brought a Ruger to school and accidentally shot Betty-Jo Boopenstein's right pinky clean off. After her wound was cleaned and bandaged, Betty-Jo got the Glock out of her locker and tried to shoot Timmy, but accidentally hit Pauline Exoterica in the leg. (Betty-Jo was always a terrible shot. She thought she was soooooo good that she didn't have to practice at the shooting range!) Garth Meringue was sweet on Pauline, so he pulled the Beretta he keeps tucked into the butt of his pants and opened fire, hitting three students and Principle Tastiless-Buffet.
After the police investigation, I carried a Smith & Wesson on a holster whenever I went to school. Call me sentimental, but even at that young age I was a strong supporter of "Buy American."
SOURCE: Bill's Bitter Pills
[http://bill.geekgoons.com/]
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"You Should Just Lie Back And Think Of England. ...No, I Don't Mean You Should Be Thinking Of Ways To Separate From It! I Mean Think Of It As The Ally It Has Been For The Past Century - You Know, Before We Abandoned Euro - Okay, You Know, That Metaphor Doesn't Work As Well As I Had Hoped. Can You Just Accept That We're Sending Troops To Your City? You Should Be Happy: At Least They Will Allow You To Cut Down On Your Garbage Clean Up Costs!"
SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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Don't Feel Bad For Him: Surrounded By Violent Haters, Kirk Is Positively In Heaven
9pmTonight George has a special guest on the Burning Couch: Charlie Kirk. What's so special about Charlie? He was only 31 when he died and was sentenced to eternal damnation. Most of George's guests are elderly bigots whose ability to outrage people on the left had long since faded; on tonight's show, he welcomes somebody with his finger on the pulse of young people and his boot on the throat of the left. George and Charlie share stories about advocating for the denial of rights for Blacks, then Charlie has to explain that trans people are a sub-class of gay people. Charlie expresses regret that he is no longer there to continue the fight, especially since the long-awaited race war seems to finally, finally, FINALLY be about to start, but he is consoled by the fact that he inspired a generation of warriors, any one of whom will be in a position to take his place. Then, he sings "Kumbaya," breaking up the studio audience of ghouls and demons.
SOURCE: Ukrainian TV Guide
[http://www.tvguide.ua/listings/index.asp?referrerID=0&returnurl=%2Flistings%2Findex%2Easp%3F®Mode=0]
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