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When He Dies And Presents Himself To Hell, It Will Be With Goebbels On

The estate of Joseph Goebbels has sued White House spokesNazi Stephen Miller for plagiarism, claiming that his speech at the memorial for Charlie Kirk lifted passages from the German propagandist's 1930 speech "Funeral of Horst Wessel" and 1932's "A Storm is Coming."

"Guilty as charged," Miller grinned, a sight that made women miscarry their fetuses for six counties in every direction. "As my father used to say, 'If you're going to steal, steal from the best!"

SOURCE: The Legal Unintelligibler

[https://www.law.com/thelegalUnintelligibler/2025/09/21/no-longer-miller-time/]
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Biggest Tractor-things - Is That A Rude Metaphor For A Part Of A Woman's Anatomy?

Britain, Canada, Australia and Portugal have joined 150 other countries in recognizing Palestine as an actual state. In response, Israeli fighter jets bombed the United Nations building, killing 127 and injuring at least 300.

"We will not allow a terror state to exist on our border," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, "And we are prepared to bomb into oblivion anybody who gives a huge reward to terror, no matter what the cost!"

When pressed, he explained: "To them. The cost to them. There will be no cost to Israel. We've got nukes - who do you think wants to take us on? Canada? Hunh! Puny country!"

In response to the attack on New York, US President Donald Trump shrugged and said, "Somebody told me Israel had a right to defend itself. I don't know. That's what I heard. Maybe it's true. Okay, probably it's true. But, hey, have you seen the backhoes that are digging up the land for the new White House ballroom? They're yuge! Biggest tractor-things in the history of construction!"

SOURCE: The Arad Post

[http://www.apost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=APost/APArticle/ShowFull&cid=1048051090227]
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People Who Encourage International Stability Are Such Killjoys!

Western media have engaged in paroxysms of tutting and fretting because Russian drones recently flew over Poland and just the other day Russian fighter aircraft entered Estonian airspace. Western commentators are all "violation of national sovereignty" this and "brazen" and "reckless" that. Honestly, people, take a chill pill!

Russia did not invade another country's airspace, okay? Russian drones and jets flew through its own airspace - the "countries" involved just don't know it yet.

You people really like to kill surprises, don't you?

SOURCE: Demi-TASS

[http://en.demi-tass.com/russia/744382]
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Glass House Wars Always End In Mutually Assured Tinkling - Who In Their Right Mind Would Engage In One?
Ah. "In Their Right Mind" Was The Key Phrase, There, Wasn't It?

What brought this rant from President Trump on? Did Joe Biden poison his dog? Did Joe Biden shut down environmental watchdog organizations, allowing corporations to get away with poisoning his air and water? Did Joe Biden say mean things about him on Fifth Avenue?

No. Joe Biden was diagnosed with stage four cancer.

Now, you or I may think that the diagnosis of a terminal illness for somebody who has given his life to public service may be a time to celebrate his accomplishments or console his family. You and I clearly do not think like President Trump (for which all involved are undoubtedly grateful).

No, the President is saving his kind words for murdered right-wing troll Charlie Kirk. Kirk may be a racist, antisemitic, transphobic white nationalist, but he's the Republicans' kind of racist, antisemitic, transphobic white nationalist!

MAGAts are decrying what they claim is the left wing gloating at the death of one of their icons. Before they start throwing stones, they should at least step outside their glass house!

SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism

[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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Funny You Should Say That...

"Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't be on the air. He just ain't funny!"

When was the last time you watched his show?

"I ain't never watched his dang show. I ain't gonna watch somethin' that ain't funny!"

Ah. I think I see a problem, here...

SOURCE: Entertainment Right Now

[http://www.entertainmentrightnow.com/mini/smug2025/2025/09/19/kimmlbananafee fifofimmel/]
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Modern Recipes Involve Putting Food In The Oven And Turning The Timer Back 50 Years

"Hamburger Helper Sales Rise as Americans Try to Stretch Their Food Dollars
The price of bean and other grocery items are climbing, and consumers are turning to canned meats and a 1970s staple." - New York Times

SOURCE: Billy-Bob's International House O' Headlines

[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1543755908]
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Disloyalty Is Now A Reichstag Firing Offence

"For years those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis. This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism that we're seeing in our country and it must stop right now. My administration will find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it, as well as those who go after our judges and law enforcement officials." - Donald Trump

SOURCE: No Comment Quotes

[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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Journalist Has Involuntary "No Comment" Moment
No News AT 11

The Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap was, well, kneecapped by the Canadian government, which refused it entry to the country on its recent world tour. The government's rationale for the action was that the band opposed Israel's genocide in Gaza, which everybody knows is just an antisemitic accusation with no basis in fact. Everybody who isn't antisemitic, in any case.

On the same day, the Canadian government tabled a bill on hate crimes. At least the bill is properly named because so many people hate it. Critics of Bill C-9 claim that it will stifle free speech, especially from those protesting gov






SOURCE: Canadian Depress

[http://www.cd.org/english/notforyou.htm]
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Note: This Was Before The Administration Announced That Tariffs Would Contribute $17 Trillion To The American Economy; With This Measure, It Could Skyrocket To The Gabillions!

The Trump administration has announced that it is raising the fee for visas for high-skilled jobs that companies find hard to fill. It used to be $2.37 and a Krispy Kreme gift card; now it will be $100,000. Because people who know how to do their jobs are overrated, apparently. All you have to do is look at Trump's cabinet to see that.

One of the few exceptions to the new fee is going to be - am I reading this right? Late night talk show hosts? Why would the government want to make it easy for late night talk show hosts to...come to, uhh, Ameri - we'llberightback!"

SOURCE: The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallos

[https://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show-with-whoever]
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