TwitterX: Where Truth Goes To Die (Often of Embarassment)

Donald Trump Takes on the World

1. He Will Announce Autism Is Caused By Vaccines
2. He Will Announce An End To Vaccine Usage Across The Country
3. When The Rate Of Autism Does Not Decrease, He Will Declare He Has Solved The Problem Despite The Evidence
Have You Not Been Paying Attention?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: We found an answer to autism. We're going to be talking in the oval office about autism how it happens. So, we won't let it happen anymore

Wut

"I'm Doing Much Better Than Charlie - Ha Ha Ha. But Seriously, The New White House Ballroom Is Gonna Be The Best In The World..."

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Reporter: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

Trump: Very good. And BTW, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the WH...it's gonna be a beauty

"I Will Be Disappointed. And You Wouldn't Like Me When I Was Disappointed. Because I Could...Become Really Disappointed..."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

If Afghanistan doesn't give Bagram Airbase back to those that built it, the United States of America, BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN!!! President DJT

"For Murder, I Mean! Trials For Murder! Presidential Abuse Of Power Is A Whole Different Thing - It Shouldn't Even Be A Crime, Really...!"

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: We have to have quick trials. In China, they do have quick trials. They don't wait six years.

"...It Smells Like...Monarchy..."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

'I love the smell of deportations in the morning...'

Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR

"...Since New Coke."

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

WHAT THE F*CK:

The President of the United States just said the quiet part out loud, Donald Trump suggests he has DECLARED WAR on American cities. "It's sort of like war. I hate to tell you."

Trump is the worst thing to ever happen to America.

He Only Used One Exclamation Mark, So You Don't Have To Take This Tweet Seriously

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

We want Venezuela to immediately accept all of the prisoners, and people from mental institutions, which includes the Worst in the World Insane Asylums, that Venezuelan "Leadership" has forced into the United States of America. Thousands of people have been badly hurt, and even killed, by these "Monsters." GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY, RIGHT NOW, OR THE PRICE YOU PAY WILL BE INCALCULABLE!

NO! No, I Don't Understand At All! Explain It To Me Like You're A Four Year-ol - AAAAAARRRGH, TOO LATE!

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: You understand and we will be reducing drug costs over the next year by not 50 or 60% but by 1000%... Because if you think of a $10 pill - it will be raised up from 10 to 20 because it's the world versus us, the world is the bigger place.. so it will go from 10 to 20... for them which is bearable. And it will go from 10 to 20 for us.

"Do You Want To Tell Him?"
"Hell, No! You Tell Him!"
"He Likes You More. He Isn't Likely To Fire You For Telling Him."
"No, More Like Sending Me To An ICE Detention Facility. No Way I'm Telling Him!"

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "We're talking to Afghanistan. It should have never been given up."

Charlie Kirk Leaves the World

But If It's What He Would Have Wanted, What Would Be The Fun In It?

aryan.
@artan_ayan

according to kirk, empathy is a made-up new age term, so keep the jokes coming. It's what he would've wanted

That's Quite A Performance
How Does He Talk About What Is Good And Virtuous Without Bursting Into Flames?

Acyn
@Acyn

Miller: We will prevail over the forces of wickedness and evil. They cannot imagine what they have awakened. They cannot conceive of the army that they have arisen in all of us. Because we stand for what is good, what is virtuous...

To Be Fair, The Crickets Were Doused With Gamma Radiation, So They're Louder Than Usual (And Going Around And Apparently...Tipping Cows?)

BrooklynDad_Defiant!
@mmpadellan

Well, well, well...

Tyler Robinson, the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk...

Not trans
Not an immigrant
Not a "radical leftist"

Just a straight, white male.
Where are the apologies? I can't hear any over all these crickets.

"From A Helicopter!"

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Don Jr: Anyone who claims that political violence is a problem on both sides and not just from the Democrats should be thrown off the air.

Melissa Hortman Couldn't Agree More

The Powell Bros.
@ThePowellBrosMR

The time for debating is over. We can't live in a nation where one side wants to shoot and kill the other.

You Could Say It's...Bulletproof

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Fox News is just forging ahead tonight as though a card-carrying Democrat gunned down Charlie Kirk. The narrative is impervious to facts.

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street, And They Want Lattes!

Philip Lewis
@Phil_Lewis_

Surveillance footage shows a Starbucks worker did not write "Loser" on a drink ordered in honor of Charlie Kirk, despite a right-wing activist generating outrage over the incident that led to the coffee shop's temporary closure.

But Everybody I Follow On TwitterX Said He Was A Democrat, And They Can't All Be Wrong!

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

One person familiar with the federal investigation told NBC News "thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups...Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk's ideology personally offensive."

And The Best Part? The Left Wasn't Even Involved!

Matt Van Swol
@matt_vanswol

The worst mistake the Left has ever made was assassinating Charlie Kirk.

We are witnessing the greatest revival of Western values in American history and it is burning with the fury of 1,000 suns.

Evil will regret that day for all eternity.

The World

So, Deport Foreigners Faster?
Thanks, But We Didn't Need You To Tell Us That

Andrea Junker
@Strandjunker

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.