TwitterX Hates Being the Runt of the LitterX, Which Makes It No QuitterX

Trump: Trump: Jasmine Crockett? Is she in relation with the late Davy Crockett? She is a very low IQ prison. If we ever had to pass an aptitude test... I can't believe she is a Congressperson.. between her and Ilman Omar. I met the head of Somalia and I suggested that he might want to take her back. He said we don't want her.

Real Men Don't Eat Crow

If your political party's entire theme is "MASCULINE MEN DOING MASCULINE THINGS SO STRONG," I feel like endless whining about an escalator stopping for five seconds is the opposite of that

All That Glisters Is Not A Cult

FCC Chair Brendan Carr sports a gold Trump-head lapel pin.

Members of Trump's cabinet, along with Congresspeople and Senators, are being instructed to wear a tribute to their inglorious, convicted-felon leader.

Oh, So THAT'S Why Right Wingers On Social Media Tell Left Wingers To "Squint Harder!"

Mullin's defense: If you squint hard enough, autocracy looks like patriotism.

It's Still An Arm's Length Agency, It's Just That The Arm Is A Couple Of Centimetres Long

BREAKING: In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS allows Trump to dismiss the last Democratic member of the Federal Trade Commission, signaling a potential overturn of a 90-year-old ruling protecting independent agencies from executive control.

To Be Fair, He Does Have A Reputation To Maintain...

The Charlie Kirk funeral is absolutely disgusting, riddled with speeches that only dial up the temperature. Stephen Miller's was particularly vile.

To Be Fair, He Does Have A Reputation To Maintain...

Miller plagiarized from two Goebbles speeches: 1930 Funeral of Horst Wessel and 1932's A Storm is Coming.

Not new for Miller. He's cribbed lines from propagandist Goebbles numerous times.

Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not - that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism

They Bring Out JD Vance's Eye Shadow

Why in God's name are there sparklers on stage at a funeral?

He Should Have Called It By Its Commercial Name: Aspartame

Trump: "Asceda - well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem - enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

You're Going To Get Relatives Of A Lot Of WWII Vets

Please begin scouring the Internet & keeping receipts on every user that identifies with Antifa.

"How Dare You Even Ask The Question? Expect A Knock On The Door In The Middle Of The Night, Young Man - Purely In The Interest Of Not Gaslighting The American Public!"

Reporter: Trump, during his inaugural address said: Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents. Is the president going back on his promise?

Leavitt: No, he is fulfilling his promise... it is not weaponizing the DOJ to demand accountability for those who weaponized the DOJ. We are not going to tolerate gaslighting

If They Did, They'd Probably Be Arrested For Being Complicit In War Crimes, So It's Not Like They Were Planning On Going There Anyway

BREAKING -

Israelis say they will never travel to those countries that have recognized Palestine as a state

As Long As You Were In The Building, I'd Be Okay With You Bombing It...

Fox News Host Jesse Watters:

"What we need to do is either leave the UN or bomb it."

"The Gold Podiums Would Have Been Dazzling..."

Trump: Many years ago a very successful real estate developer in New York known as Donald J. Trump, I bid on the renovation and rebuilding of this very UN complex. I said a the time that I would do it for $500 million.

They decided to go in another direction that produced a far inferior product. I realized they did not know what they were doing when it came to construction...

Sorry, I Had A Scheduling Conflict. How About Next Thursday? Is Next Thursday Good For You?

The length of the line at the Chick-fil-A I just drove past seems to indicate that the Rapture didn't happen today.

But Tearing Children Away From Their Parents Or Deporting Productive Members Of Society For Decades - PRICELESS!

Tom Homan is now threatening to sue MSNBC for their reporting on a bribery allegation:

"I did nothing criminal, I did nothing illegal, I did nothing wrong... I make about 18% of what I made in my company to come back and serve my nation. I'm taking a sacrifice... They are gonna see a legal action soon. I'm done with it."

He's guilty AF!

Oh, Please! That Foam Is Beer, Not Race Hatred!

BREAKING: President Trump just accused former President Obama of treason and said he should face justice.

Let that sink in.

The sitting U.S. President is threatening to prosecute his predecessor like a dictator and his base is foaming at the mouth for it.

Allowing President Trump To Once Again Demonstrate His Policy Of "Peace Through Tsking"

BREAKING: NORAD says four U.S. F-16s, a surveillance plane, and four tankers intercepted Russian bombers and fighters entering Alaska's air defense zone.

Trump spox: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. @atrupar"

He Could Always Fly Over Russia...

JUST IN All of five Nordic countries announced to arrest Netanyahu if her enters their Airspace or land in Country.

There is no Airspaces available fot #Netanyahu to reach New York.