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Halloween Came Early This Year

I'll Bet They Met Cringe

Watters: You're married to Stephen Miller. You're the envy of all women.

Miller: The sexual matador, right?...He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left

Is He Still Around? I Could Have Sworn I Saw Him On An Episode of Burn In Hell With George Wallace Last Week!

New Gingrich claims that "Obama was a major factor in creating a much more racist and much more dangerous America."

Self-awareness Is A Good First Step In Combating It, Though

Watters: Stupid people, they don't listen to facts, they don't listen to reason - when you get a stupid person, that gets a little confidence, that's the worst.

Inflation Ain't The Only Reason American Currency Is Losing Its Value...

Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.

Well, That's Just Speciesist, Isn't It?

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, when asked if ER's should check immigration status before treating a dying patient, Karoline Leavitt crashes out on a rant about Biden and refuses to answer.

The correct answer, for human beings, is "no."

If All Leaders Were As Thin-skinned As The President, This Threat Might Just Work...

Reporter: What message does that send? Is it helpful to post pictures of these leaders and a sombrero?

Vance: Oh, I think it's funny. The president is joking.. I make a solemn promise to Hakeem Jeffries that if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop

Could You Follow It To My House? It Sure Would Help To Pay The Grocery Bills...

Antifa isn't organic, it's paid for.

How much of Antifa is paid for by Qatar, Iran, China, or left-wing billionaires like George Soros?

We're going to follow the money.

Hey! If The Swastika Fits...

Miller: I asked the question why did Gavin Newsom say Stephen Miller is a fascist. It is a message that his team is sending to all the crazies and lunatics out there.

Otherwise, It's Just Another Day In Trump's America

It Isn't A Government So Much As A Troll Farm With The Biggest Military In The World

BREAKING: The White House has placed a photo of an auto-pen instead of a portrait of former President Biden on the "Presidential Walk of Fame"

This is the most immature and stupid presidential administration in history.

Umm...

Trump: "We're got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

The Rich Are Running Out Of Influential Media Platforms To Buy?

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Q: "How did the White House decide that it is appropriate for Jared Kushner to be working on matters that involve Qatar, the UAE, Saudi Arabia - three countries that combined have given him more than $2.5 billion for his investment firm?"

Leavitt: "I think it's frankly despicable that you're trying to suggest that it's inappropriate."

Who Knew There Were So Many Face-eating Leopards In The Country?

Reporter: "Without Obamacare tax credits, healthcare premiums will go up 114%. 19 million of the 24 million people who rely on that coverage are in states that President Trump won."

I Could Agree To This...If Students Studied Critiques Of Project 2025

Brian Kilmeade on building incentives into the education system: "If you want lunch money, you got to go get it. How great would it be to study for lunch money?"

Bessent on China: "At the meeting in Geneva when I asked them, 'Why didn't you continue buying soybeans and the other products' then had one word, and guess what it was? Biden."

Pam Bondi: "You have these woke DAs who are Soros-appointed. A Lot of them are Soros-elected."

Soros-appointed?

HOLY SHIT: Republicans have FLED Washington DC after the shutdown, ABANDONING 150 House Democrats who stayed through the night.

Rep. Underwood reveals chaos on the floor as the Republican chair literally ran out: "I mean, just weak. So lame."

REPUBLICANS CAN'T GOVERN.

"Unless You Have The Financial And Political Capacity To Blackmail The Comedian Into Stopping, But How Many Of Us Do?"

Rep. Carlos Giminez defends Trump's racist videos: "You're gonna see more of these things happen, and so people need to develop a little bit of a thicker skin ... if you complain about it you're just going to get more of it"

Thank You, Citizen, For Bringing This To Our Attention, But ICE Already Knows Who They Are And Will Deal With Them In Due Course

Left wing extremists are currently pouring red paint on the driveway of the ICE building while shouting:

"blood is on your hands."

To Be Fair To Jennings, Being Dishonest Is His Strong Suit

Kaitlan Collins: People who are in the country illegally cannot get these subsidies.

Scott Jennings: Sure they can. Who do you think pays when they go to the emergency room?

Collins: Going to the emergency room is not getting an Obamacare subsidy.

Karen Finney: You're conflating and you're being dishonest.

Makes You Wonder Who The Real Antifas Are...

BREAKING: trump DEFUNDS cops and anti-terrorism cutting $187 M in NYC, putting Americans in danger for his petty retribution