Oh, TwitterX! Is There Nothing You Can't Ruin?

Well, uhh, I Mean, It Certainly Looks Like, Umm...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Okay. You Broke My Brain

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Q: Don't Democrats have reason to worry that this administration plans to keep troops on U.S. cities long-term?

Leavitt: "You guys are framing this like the president wants to take over American cities with the military."

Because Kings Always Take Good Care Of Their Peasants
Hey! It's A Historical Fact!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."

What Do They Say About Changing Lies In Midstream?

FactPost
@factpostnews

Trump: I have nothing to do with the case against Comey.

Reporter: But you called on Pam Bondi to prosecute him

Trump: No, no, I don't call anybody. You know what, I am allowed to do that if I want to do that

So, Right Wing Media Chased Itself And Disappeared Up Its Own...Nose?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Junior says he doesn't watch Fox anymore because "it is so ridiculous" how biased they are against his dad, he complains they barely ever invite him on now, and "they're just about clickbait." (I did not speed this up.)

By Confusing A Bunch Of Anarchists?
Good Luck With That Strategy!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Pam Bondi: "We're going to take the same approach with Antifa. Destroy the entire organization, from top to bottom. We're going to take them apart."

"Remember When Obama And Biden Decided To Be Co-Presidents In The Middle Of Donald Trump's First Term? How Was That Constitutional?"

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Ron Johnson: "Quite honestly, by now it should be obvious to every American that it's not the Republicans that are a threat to our democracy. It's President Obama, it's President Biden."

I'm Guessing...Water? Being Wet?

Ford News
@FordJohnathan5

#BREAKINGNEWS Donald Trump says. I went to the ocean one time. When I saw the water and it hit me. I was wet. Some would say it was very wet. Nobody thought water could be so wet.

What the fuck is he talking about?

Is It Just Me, Or Does Patel Always Look Like A Deer In Headlights?
Should We Really Trust A Deer In Headlights With Such A Sensitive National Security Position?

Bright Angle News Network
@Rightanglenews

BREAKING - FBI Director Kash Patel has just revealed that nearly 5% of Chicago's 2.5 million residents, approximately 110,000 people, are active gang members.

Alexander Acosta Certainly Wouldn't

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Pam Bondi: "I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."

CUOMO: That's Not A Serious Answer
ERIC TRUMP: Then We're Even

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

CUOMO: Why would you put yourself in a situation where you get involved with crypto and have the UAE as one of your big customers, and then they get AI clearance for chips from the US government? You know how that's gonna look

ERIC TRUMP: That can't be a serious question

So, The DoJ Had To Dig Her Body Up To Arrest Her - What Of It?
You'll Say Anything To Deny The Trump Administration A Win, Won't You?

Anonymous
@YourAnonCentral

Trump's puppy killer sycophant Noem: "One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Organization against fascism also known as Antifa began around1920 when fascism became the state ideology of Italy in 1922 & Germany in 1933

Projection: Not Just For Movies Any More!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Fox News host Jesse Watters:

I think AOC wants to sleep with Stephen Miller. It's obvious. I'm sorry, you can't have him.

Acyn
@Acyn

Watters: Men who are high value men like Stephen Miller take risks, they're brave, they're unafraid, they're confident, and they're on a mission. And they have younger wives

Mind You, This Was AFTER Carney Had Said "I'm Not Surprised He Won Substantially, and He's Probably More Popular Now. He's A Good Man. He Does A Great Job, But He's A Tough Negotiator."
Can You Imagine How Trump Would Have Treated Carney If He Hadn't Been Kissing The President's Ass?

AF Post
@AFPost

Trump goes on a rant against the insanity of transitioning children in front of Canada's PM, Mark Carney.

Carney has a transexual child.

Now That You've Opened Your Mouths There Is No Doubt?

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

SEC DOD Pete Hegseth: "Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore." @Acyn

Given How Many Republicans Rely On Those Programs, This Is Very Much A Case Of Cutting Your Nose To Pwn Your Face

Really American
ReallyAmerican1

PETTY POTUS: In an unbelievable moment, Trump reveals his priority is to punish non-supporter Americans. "We will be cutting some very popular Democrat programs... we will give them a little taste of their own medicine."

This should be impeachable.

It Am Not Exactly Bizarro World, But It Am Strange Nonethic - Nonegena - Nonethenone...Guhhh! Whatever

Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian

BREAKING: The Senate rejects a measure to stop Trump from unilaterally striking Venezuelan boats, 48-51.

Fetterman voted No.

Rand Paul and Lisa Murkowski voted Yes.

"First We'll Have The Verdict, Then We'll Have The Trials!"
Where Have I Heard That Before?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

RFK Jr: There's no proof Tylenol causes autism. We're doing the studies to make the proof.

Oh, Yeah, They Hated Israel So Much They Gave It All The Weapons And Money They Could
If They Had Hated Israel Any More, It Would Now Be The Richest Country In The World

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "What we're doing now, it could've happened a long time ago, but it was strahgled and set back almost irretrievably by the administrations of Barack Obama and then Joe Biden. There was a hatred toward Israel."

Corrupt Game Recognizes Corrupt Game

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

During his speech at the Knesset, Trump urged Israel's president to pardon Netanyahu, who is currently on trial for corruption:

"Why don't you give him a pardon? Give him a pardon... cigars and champagne, who the hell cares about that?"

I Wish Context Would Make This Make More Sense, But...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "You have Canada. That's so great to have, in fact. The president is called and he wanted to know if it's worth - well he knew exactly what it is. He knew the importance. Where's Canada, by the way? Where are you? He knew the importance of this."