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Enjoy,SOURCE: Poetry, Cornered
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Israel has paused aid and launched deadly strikes in Gaza over claims that Palestinians broke the ceasefire. "An IDF soldier scratched himself on a wedding ring he was liberating from a body," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "We took this as an act of aggression that had to be met with maximum force. Other than that, Israel is committed to - what? Excuse me for a moment."
The aid, which had been resumed, has been paused, and deadly strikes on Gaza were launched. "Yes. Sorry about that," Netanyahu continued. "An Arab threw a rock. Into the sky. But there were IDF soldiers a mile away - Israel cannot allow such obvious acts of hostility to go unanswered. It would set a bad precedent. But other than - oh, what now? Be right back."
The aid, which had been resumed, has been paused, and deadly strikes on Gaza were launched. Again. "You know how it is," Netanyahu shrugged. "A group of Arabs were discovered breathing aggressively at IDF soldiers. They had to be dealt with. But other than that, Israel is fully committed to the ceasefire!"
SOURCE: The Baghdad Post
[http://www.baghdadpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49881-2025Oct14.html]
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11. Are You An Artificial Intelligence?
7. Would you be in favour of artificial intelligence helping Canadian businesses level the playing field with foreign counterparts?
8. Would you be in favour of Canadian businesses using artificial intelligence to level the playing field with foreign counterparts?
9. Given that artificial intelligence could help Canadian businesses level the playing field with foreign counterparts, would you be in favour of it?
10. What have you got against Canadian corporate success?
Excerpt from the Canadian Government's Canadian Sovereign AI Compute Strategy consultation.
SOURCE: The Smoking Gut
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Ted Would Be More Insulted If You Called Him A Democrat - I'm Afraid To Guess Why
Sometimes, I imagine that every Republican operative has a chip implanted in their head, and that there is a transmitter in Peter Thiel's basement that sends them his latest talking points. I suppose it's possible that puny minds fart alike, but the speed and precision of their coordination makes Thiel's basement transmitter (a great band name, by the way) a much more likely explanation.
Vice President JD Vance (who, for some reason, hates being portrayed as bald more than he hates the idea that he has carnal relations with couches - which says something about him, but I'm afraid to guess what) says American law enforcement has to be retrained to focus on the "big problem of left-wing violence." Given that most political violence in the country is done by white guys named Bubba and Shemp (Pro Tip: not likely to be Democrats), this may require redefining violence as "taking your six year-old daughter to a protest opposing the government. Just don't call him a Nazi. (Hey! This is catchy! Wonder where I've heard it before...)
Attorney General Bondi, Pam Bondi goes further, saying the left-wing violence is caused by antifa, and that her Justice Department is going to find and deal with its leaders. Never mind that being against fascism is an ideology, not an organization (as anybody who has ever tried to run an antifa bake sale will attest), and anarchism, by definition, has no leaders. And don't consider the obvious conclusion that those who are fighting antifascists are, themselves, fascists. No, don't call her a Nazi - it might muss her hair!
"Oh, but antifa does have a leader," counters Senator Ted "I'm Too Sexy For My Post, Too Sexy For My Post, Of Sexy, I Have the Most!" Cruz. "Antifa is lead by - wait for it! - George Sor - oh. You were way ahead of me on that one? Well...good for you! It's still George Soros." (I imagine George Soros and Emmanuel Goldstein sipping coffee at an outdoor cafe, trading bundt cake recipes and tips on how to destabilize fascist governments.) And Cruz won't stop until every woman who takes her six year-old daughter to a protest against the government is in jail on racketeering charges, because that is how committed he is to the Democratic ideal.
Okay, him you should call a Nazi.
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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