After Years Of Chasing Its Own Tail, TwitterX Finally Caught It
Ouch!

Trump: I have known so many of you for so long. Your friends of mine, you great people. I have a couple I don't like in particular but I won't tell you who. I have a few actually I don't like at all but you will never find out who they are. Maybe you will

Then COVERED IT UP For 80 Years!

The BIDEN DEFENSE DEPARTMENT let the JAPANESE destroy our PACIFIC fleet at Pearl HARBOR less than THREE weeks before CHRISTMAS, 1941.

That's No Problem, Since Trump Can Walk On Water

Trump: "Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you're in Qatar."

Qatar and Iran do not share a land border.

Were They Killed By Israel? Because I Could Have Sworn They Had Already Been Released...

All of the female hostages are dead.

Where is the outrage?

Savages

BREAKING: American Journalism!

BREAKING: Trump refuses to take questions from ABC News, saying it's retribution for George Stephanopolous' interview with JD Vance.

The Free Press is officially gone!

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO QUICK TO WRITE AN OBITUARY FOR MY CHOSEN PROFESSION‽ DID I KILL THEIR DOG WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT?

BREAKING: In an insane moment, Speaker Johnson says that priests being shot with pepper balls, and journalists being arrested doesn't "cross the line..." but the most threatening thing he's seen yet is "naked bicyclists."

Beyond parody.

No Problem - Israel Will Just Pass On The Cost To The American And European Governments That Support It

A few hours ago, Erdogan promised that Israel would pay a heavy price if it returned to the genocide.

Israel has now returned to the genocide.

I Had No Plans Of Going Back There, But It Would Be Nice To Still Have The Choice...

NEW: The Trump administration has revoked the visas of six people for comments they made following the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

BREAKING: Jewish Hearts Around The World

BREAKING: ISRAEL IS BREAKING THE CEASEFIRE AND HAVE BLOCKED AID INTO GAZA

And What Do They Do - Drown The Infants In Them?

Q: What you are saying is absurd. No one's injecting massive fluids into a baby. The average childhood vaccination is 0.5 mL. That's about 1/8 of a teaspoon - equivalent to 10 drops.

Trump: I've seen doctors use 55-gallon drums of vaccine. It has to be brought in on a forklift.

Urk! I May Never Be Able To Eat Mashed Potatoes Again! You Couldn't Have Used Mashed Cauliflower As The Basis For Your Metaphor Instead?

BREAKING: Trump goes on a delusional rant about Chicago saying "beautiful Black women in MAGA hats" are begging him for military intervention: "Please let the president in...bring in the Marines.'"

Donald Trump's brain is literally mashed potatoes.

FOX: Grijalva says you're afraid of her being the 218th signer to the Epstein petition, that if she was a Republican you would've sworn her in. What do you say?

MIKE JOHNSON: I say bless her heart. She's a representative-elect, she doesn't know how it works around here.

Looks Like Somebody's Been Spending Time On Bizarro World Again!

Trump: You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse - you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency

Greta Thunberg: "Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me"

* They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me

* Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked

* She was filmed while stripped naked

* Prison was 40 degrees but no water was given to Greta and her friends for days

* People fell sick. Guards mocked them saying they would gas them, showing them cylinders.

* She was kept in solitary confinement for hours with bugs

- Aftonbladet

Proud Boys Be Like, "Why Should ICE Have All The Fun?"

Just in - Armed Proud Boys invade Chicago and attack local residents

Will Elon Musk Be Inserted Into The Chain Of Command Above Or Below The Joint Chiefs Of Staff?

Rep. Ralph Norman on Trump saying a wealthy donor is willing to pay the troops if the government can't: "Democrats underestimated the patriotism of those who are willing to pay the 1.3 million active enlisted men in this country."

When is the US business and financial class going to speak up about this? Elites make and break dictatorships- your turn to step up for the country that has given you so much.

BREAKING: American Democracy

BREAKING: Los Angeles County has just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY over the federal ICE raids.

Think about that. The county is literally declaring an emergency over what the federal government is doing.

This is Trump's America.

See You In The (Not So Funny) Papers!

ICE tickets Chicago man with legal residency $130 for not having his papers on him: 'It's not fair...I'm a resident'

Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."