...But That Turned Out to be Okay, Because TwitterX Found It Liked Living In the Sewer...

We should only help people who can't help themselves.

It's outrageous 40MM people get food stamps.

Get off your fat, ghetto asses.

Get a job.

Stop reproducing.

Change your shitty culture.

Stop giving food stamps to immigrants.

We don't want you here, if you won't work.

"I Mean, Have You Seen The President's Truth Social Feed? You Think Anybody Can Control THAT?

Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"

Donald Trump on communism:

"If you go back 1000 years, it has never worked once."

Karl Marx was born in 1818. The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.

"I Mean, The Former President May Have Been An Evil Tyrant, But That Doesn't Mean He Didn't Have Some Good Ideas..."

Watters: I'm worried about Miller, Homan, and all of the crew... Trump just needs to do what Biden did, pardon everybody on the way out the door.

The Joke's On You, Jackass! The Toronto Rangers Play In The National Hockey...ball League!

The FBI just held a press conference on an NBA gambling ring and said it involved the "Toronto Rangers."

That's not a team. It's not even a league.

When the agency investigating million-dollar sports scandals can't tell the difference between basketball and hockey, maybe the real gamble is trusting them to get the facts straight.

The Best Defence Is A Good Annihilation

BREAKING:

Israeli Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir has ordered the IDF to shoot every Palestinian CHILD who approaches the 'yellow line' in Gaza - Israeli Maariv

Don't They Have Mirrors In The White House, Or Has Trump Replaced Them All With Images Of Himself Wearing A Crown?

Stephen Miller: The people who work hard... they look around them and everybody else that isn't doing it right is getting rewarded... the scammers and grifters in Washington DC are getting rich ... The criminals are getting away with everything. @Acyn

Tearing It Down And Building Something Else Is The Ultimate Refurbishment

Miller: The East Wing which is not part of The White House was a cheaply built add-on structure in the mid-20th century badly in need of refurbishment, repair, and renovation...

"Just Don't Have A Heart Attack Or Anything Over It, Because The Good Lord Himself Doesn't Know How You Will Be Able To Afford To Be Treated..."

SPEAKER JOHNSON: "If the current trajectory continues, many Americans could miss watching their favorite teams."

"So football fans, hey, if you're stuck in the airport this weekend while your favorite team is about to kick off, you can blame the Democrats for that."

"Why, Yes, The Mushrooms I Had At Lunch Tasted A Little Different Than They Usually Do...Maybe A Little Off - Why Do You Ask?"

Loeffler: "We've seen a historic comeback for our nation's economy under the leadership of President Trump."

Trump: One of the most difficult countries to deal with has been Canada. They did a fake ad yesterday. They were caught. That's dirty pool and you can't do that.

They've apologized and they said, 'We're going to take the ad down." Well, they did it, but they did it very late. They let it play for another two nights and now they took that ad down. So, I don't know when it's going to kick in. We'll see. But, uh, I don't really want to discuss it.

For Somebody Who Doesn't Want To Discuss It, You Seem To Be Discussing The Shit Out Of It

Q: That was an ad run by a provincial government in Canada

TRUMP: I don't care. Whether it's provincial or Canada itself, they all knew exactly what the ad was. The Prime Minister knew what the ad was. I don't want to meet with him. I'm not gonna be meeting with him for a while.

You Haven't Read Mein Kampf Until You've Read It In The Original Aramaic

Israeli President Isaac Herzog seeks to justify his mass killing of Palestinian children by holding up the book Mein Kampf and claiming it was found in a "children's living room.

The book looks new, but it was found on the body of a Hamas militant after a gunfire. Bad liars.

"Usually In A Big Box Called A Building...Often Surrounding By Medical Equipment Known Generally As 'Medical Equipment...'"

Reporter: Any more details on the president's Walter Reed visit? The doctor mentioned advanced imaging. What procedure was he referring to?

Leavitt: Advanced imaging is something that presidents receive and people receive when they go to the doctor.

Trump - "I grew up in a world where everything politically evolved around Israel, One bad word about Israel and you were virtually out of politics. Now you say one good word about Israel and you are out of politics."

Really? Because It Doesn't Make My Top Fifty...

NEWS: The White House granted emergency FEMA assistance to Red States hit by storms, but denied support to Blue States.

Trump is now delivering essential, life-saving services based on politics.

This has got to be among his most reckless, un-American acts yet.

Sorry, Did Somebody Say Something? We Were Too Busy Negotiating Trade With Europe And Asia To Notice...

He just raised your tariff by 10% tough guy. Suck it, Canada.