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"Friends I'd known for decades suddenly saw me, not as a fellow mother, not as a woman begging for the k*lling to stop, but as someone they believed hated JEWS. I was shocked. I mean, how could this happen?"

- Actress Marcia Cross speaks about the backlash she faced for Gaza

Trump and his cronies have openly mused about "workarounds" to a third term.

Jeffrey Rosen: The literal text would allow the president to run as someone else's vice president, get elected, then have the president resign, and then he could take the office by succession rather than election.

Make America Victorian Again

Trump: They're spending billions of dollars to build stupid electric. And I love the sight of that beautiful steam pouring off that deck. But I like steam. We're going to go back to steam

That's A Lot Of Words To Waste When You Could Have Just Said: "No"

Tapper: Trumps made $800 million in crypto from foreign influence in half a year. Will you look into that?

Rep. James Comer: We're trying to digest it. The difference between the Trump family and the Biden family is that they're admitting they're doing it

Until ICE Arrests, Roughs Up And Deports Its Executives Working In The US, At Which Point It Will Likely Reconsider Its Plans

.@POTUS: "I was just told by the Prime Minister that Toyota is going to be putting auto plants all over the United States - to the tune of over $10 billion."

That Will Certainly Keep The Country's Roads Safe!

Sean Duffy: "I'm about to pull $160 million from California, and as we pull more money we also have the option of pulling California's ability to issue commercial driver's licences."

Where we're at: Prominent Media analyst @RichLightShed argued that to get regulatory approval from the Trump admin in a WBD acquisition, Comcast should bring in TPUSA's Erika Kirk to serve as the editor-in-chief of a combined CNN/NBC News

SHOCKER: Trump's rambling word salad conference was so difficult to watch, that even the most die-hard, pro-Trump cable network Newsmax had to cut away during his disaster press conference.

Trump is a national embarrassment.

Life Can Be Hard When You Were Born With A Silver Spoon Up Your Ass

Trump to troops in Japan: "I don't like good looking people. I never liked good looking people. I'll be honest with you. I've never admitted that before. But see I'm allowed to - we won at the Supreme Court a thing based on merit. You know about that, right?"

A Badly Written Joke With A Lame Setup And Terrible Delivery Where The Listener Is The Punchline

CRUZ: "CHINA ENGAGED IN 1000 YEAR WAR AGAINST UNITED STATES"

That's funny because America is yet to turn 300

This is worse than when he couldn't answer a single question about Iran despite wanted to invade them

Tel Aviv @tedcruz is a joke.

If Only There Was An Organization Whose Mandate Was To Verify Numbers Like Those...

Trump: "100% of all new jobs created in America under my new administration have been created by the private sector. Think of that. The government created no new jobs. The private sector created the record number of jobs that we're talking about. That's a country ... these are real numbers."

Je Suis Desole, Mais Je Ne Parle Pas Asshole

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

Hemingway: The base of the Democratic Party really has become angry women and women who are angry tend to be very mean to other women who are smarter or prettier or more successful or braver than they are.

She's Obviously Been Bought By GS! Fortunately, Jesse Cannot Be Bought, Right? You Can't Be Bought, Can You, Jesse? Jesse? Jesse...!

Undercover journalist Karlyn Borysenko appeared on Jesse Watters Primetime to discuss how Antifa activists use their own money for supplies and plan disco dance parties. If she had evidence to back up her claims of dangerous slogans Fox News didn't use it. It's just trust me bro!

Three Or Four Months? Get With The Program! Trump's Empty Promises Came With A Two Week Deadline!

Collins: You are saying that Republicans do have a plan. What is the plan? Can people see it?

Moreno: It's going to take 3 or 4 months to really bring a consensus to that plan. Senator Rick Scott has been brilliant on this topic.

Wait, Are You Saying You WOULD Cancel Them If You Thought You Were Going To Lose?

Miller: Why would Republicans try to cancel the midterms when we know we are going to win?

I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 - for 35 days - before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed.

Here's what I learned: he doesn't give a shit.