Trumpsplaining - A Movie Nobody Wants To See
Molly PloofkinsTrump's Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins: "My message to America is your government is failing you right now - we have failed you."
Mike Johnson tries to clean it up: "When she says 'we have failed you,' she means 'we, the Democrats,' okay?"
So, Beelzebub Is Saying Satan Isn't Evil, Just...Misunderstood?NEW: Elon Musk defends Trump, saying he's "not perfect, but not evil."
ELON: Some people still think Trump is like the devil basically. He's not perfect, but he's not evil. Trump is not evil. I spent a lot of time with him."
The media won't like this!
So, Buffalo Bill Is Saying That Hannibal Lecter Is Really A People Person?RFK Jr. tells ucker Carlson that before getting to know Trump he bought into the media narrative that Trump was a narcissist, when actually he understand now that Trump is one of the most empathetic people he's ever known.
Government Integrity On A Wing And A Prayer...
Will SommerKash Patel has fired a senior FBI official after public flight data showed Patel used a government jet to fly and see his girlfriend perform at a wrestling match.
ECONOMICS DOESN'T WORK THAT WA - Oh, What's The Use?
The IntellectualistNBC News: When does it become the Trump economy?
Donald Trump: It partially is right now, and I really mean this. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy. @Acyn
But...But...But Canadians Are So Fucking Polite!
Brian LilleyKevin Hassett, one of the quieter people in the Trump admin and one of the president's top economic advisers says that the Canadian negotiating team are rude and not serious. Things aren't going well.
O'Donnell: "And...How Does That Answer My Question?"O'Donnell: "And to people that say they're struggling with the cost of living expenses, what could you do about that?"
Trump: "Well, let me just say, cashless bail is a disaster. It's gotta be changed. Sanctuary cities really have to be changed."
That Makes Two Of Us, Pete
mistersunshinebabyWATCH: U.S. Ambassador to Canada @petehoekstra says he is "disappointed he came to Canada."
Everybody Should Sue His Ass!HOLY COW: In a humiliating reversal, RFK Jr. walks back his Tylenol autism claim - now saying data is only "suggestive" and "not sufficient to say it definitely causes autism."
So after fear-mongering, now he's not sure?
Should Tylenol SUE his ass?
NARRATOR: What The Republican Party Has Figured Out: If You Funnel Honking Huge Sums Of Money To Israel, The Obvious Antisemitism On The Right Will Be Ignored
Chris MenahanLindsey Graham tells Republican Jewish Coalition not to worry about Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes: "I feel good about the Republican Party. I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people and we're cutting your taxes."
"Trump is my favorite president. We've run out of bombs. We didn't run out of bombs in World War II."
"So to those who worry about these stupid interviews...don't worry. The Republican Party has figured it out."
The Whole Republican Party Is Irony Deficient
AcynLeavitt: They want to make Washington, D.C. And Puerto Rico states, they want to pack the supreme court. They don't care about our sacred institutions in our country...
You Really Don't Understand How The American Dream Works, Do You?
Jay in KyivThose taken in by the new widespread nostalgia for the 1920-1930's robber barons are about to learn that only 0.001% of the population enjoyed the benefits therein.
Orgies and castles on the beach weren't for YOU.
If This Is What You Consider Jaw-dropping, You Might Want To Stop Playing With Yorick's Skull
FAN TRUMP ARMYBREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, President Trump disclosed that George Soros and Reid Hoffman are funding Antifa and the left-wing violence against ICE. Trump vows to launch a RICO investigation into George Soros.
Trump stated, "They're going to have some problems."
Reporter: I Just Told You About The InterviewReporter: You slammed Biden, saying he didn't even know who he was pardoning. On 60 Minutes, Trump admitted he didn't know he pardoned a crypto billionaire convicted of money laundering
Johnson: I don't know anything about it. I didn't see the interview
Because They're Poor Losers?
Maine"These blue states have abused the SNAP program." @SpeakerJohnson
85 of the top 100 counties to receive SNAP benefits are counties Trump won in 2024.
Why do Republicans hate their own voters so much?
"You Know Who Else Hated Our Country? All Those Founding Fathers Who Went On About Due Process Of The Law. Talk About A Bunch Of Losers!"
The IntellectualistFox News: "Cory Booker and Alex Padilla...want to require CBP and ICE officers to have legible IDs, and they don't want CBP or ICE officers covering their faces.
Trump: "Well, they wouldn't be saying that if they didn't hate our country."
But He Read It On The Internet, So It Must Be True!
BladeoftheSunAndrew Tate says London is too dangerous to go out at night in.
He wouldn't know much about that because since May 28th 2025 he has an arrest warrant pending for Rape and Human Trafficking.
So he hasn't been in the UK never mind London.
"And I Couldn't Be Prouder To Be Part Of That Party!"
AcynMiller: We are dealing with a party that is so extreme, its considers its opponents to be its mortal enemies, that dehumanizes its opposition.