As Spiro Agnew Truly Said, We Must Avoid Listening To the TwitterXing Trolls of Trumpitude

President Diaper Pants Has Thoughts

"I Mean, Their Topiaries Look Like They Were Sculpted In Hell. This Modern Landscaping Is Criminal! We Need To Go Back To The Landscaping Of The Founding Fathers!"

O'DOnnell: You promised you were going to deport the worst of he worst - violent criminals. A lot of the people your administration has arrested aren't violent criminals. Landscapers, nannies -

Trump: Landscapers who are criminals.

Trump just dropped the full 73-minute unedited version of his 60 Minutes interview, claiming the network "cut too much."

Watch the raw footage yourself and decide.

Nobody Can Believe It Because It's Not - Sorry, Too Obvious

Trump on the war in Ukraine: "Biden actually pushed for that war to happen. If you can believe it, nobody can believe it."

Cabinet Loss

Hassett: "I think that Secretary Bessent wisely said we're starting to see pockets of the economy that look like they might be in a recession ... if we go another month or so, who knows how bad the economy could be this quarter? And we know whose fault it would be."

First As Tragedy, Then As...Funnier Tragedy, But Still Tragedy

Pete Hegseth: "I see Mike Waltz. Mike, I'll hit you up on Signal later."

Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, the defense acquisitions system as you know it is dead. It's now the warfighting acquisitions system. This isn't just a name change."

Hegseth: "We are not building for peacetime. We are pivoting the Pentagon and our industrial base to a wartime footing. Building for victory should our adversaries FAFO."

Reporter: "The president posted on True Social that the voting underway in California is ‘rigged.' What evidence does he have of that?"

Leavitt: "There's fraud in California's elections. It's just a fact."

Reporter: "What's the evidence of that, though?"

Leavitt: "It is just a fact...if you want to deny that, I'm happy to provide you all of the evidence."

KERNEN: I could see a Democratic president declaring a climate emergency to tax countries with high C02 emissions. Does that concern you at all what Democrats might do with this type of tariff power?

BESSENT: I would question whether there's a climate emergency. It's all been proven wrong.

Johnson on Grjalva: She can serve her constituents in ever capacity now. She can be doing what everybody else is doing right now as Rep elect.

Stephen A: But what she can't do is vote to have the Epstein files

Johnson: It's another red herring. Total distraction.

Where's Your "Trump 2028" Cap, Ted? At The Dry Cleaner's?

Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."

Oooooooor, On Earth One, It's A Sign That He Is - What Was The Phrase? - A Low IQ (Integrity Quotient) Person

Lefties are coming out of the wood work like roaches at a flea market to hate on Ted Cruz. It is a sure sign they fear him.

And If You Can't, Your Imminent Demise Is Also Worth Trillions Of Dollars To The US Economy
Thank You For Your Service (Industry) To The Country!

Dr. Oz: If you can get back healthy enough that you can work a few extra years, this is worth trillions of dollars to the US economy.

Reporter: What do you make of this new Democrat offer?

Graham: Horrible. I'm not going to keep giving taxpayer dollars to the five largest healthcare insurance companies under Obamacare to get the government open.

"What Demo - You Want To Know What Democratic Institutions They Sabotaged? Well, There Was - I Mean...Fox News And...Umm...The Grocery Store In The Neighbourhood Where I Grew Up And...And...And Did I Mention Fox News?"

Stephen Miller: "Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Obama, Monaco all conspired together...to sabotage the democratic institutions of this country.

I cannot find words harsh enough to condemn the conduct of these conspirators, these insurrectionists."

Plebes, Believe Me, Let It Go

Palantir CEO Alex Karp on Zohran Mandani:

"The average Ivy League grad voting for this mayor is annoyed their education is not that valuable, and that the person who knows how to drill for oil has a more valuable profession"

"I think that annoys the fuck out of these people"

Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge calls for repealing the 19th Amendment:

"Nearly every legalized moral atrocity of the last 100 years was made possible by the female vote."

Jesse Watters: "No one is more patriotic than Donald Trump... Donald Trump dated black women.

Has Joe Biden ever dated a black woman?!"