Elon From Flin Flon Doesn't Go Along to Get Along

A Machine? You Mean, Like An Animatronic President?
If So, He Needs A Programming Upgrade, Because He's Glitchy As Hell!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Sean Duffy: "Can I make one other point about the president before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Then he goes into dinner, and dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine."

Reporter: Aren't You Embarrassed By All The Praise Heaped On You By Cabinet Members At Meetings?
Trump: Well, I Would Be If The Praise Wasn't True.
Reporter: Ah. I...Think I See The Problem, Here...

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Pete Hegseth praises Trump: "It is a personal honor to witness how you lead and negotiate... With your strength, your ability to wield trade negotiations, personal relationships, to open up that opportunity is truly historic on the world stage." @Acyn

Eisenhower Was An Optimist

Sprinter Press
@SprinterPress

U.S. War Minister Hegseth:

"We are not preparing for a period of peace; instead, we are shifting the Pentagon and the military-industrial base into an actual state of war.

"The moment feels like 1939 - or, I hope, 1981. Enemies are gathering, and threats are mounting. You feel it. And I feel it."

Mamdani: Okay. Shall We Start With The Prisons In Israel Where Palestinian Children Are Held Without Charge?
Tishby: Sorry, That's Not Part Of The Tour Package!

Noa Tishby
@noatishby

Dear Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani), I'm officially inviting you to Israel, to see what the only thriving democracy in the Middle East actually looks like.

WARNING: Exposure to facts may cause your worldview and talking points to dramatically shift.

These Are The Kinds OF Statements That Make God Faceplant

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We're saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window..." @atrupar

It Will Be Funny Until Obama Is Charged With Fraud Linked To The Royalties
Then, It Will Just Be "Funny"

Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapur

With a "WOW!," President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and "royalties linked to Obamacare" that originated on a satirical website. That site's own About section reads: "Everything on this website is fictional... If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."

"Fortunately, That Was A Long Time Ago - What Has George Washington Done For The Country Lately? - So It's Easy To Ignore..."

Senator Ted Cruz
@SenTedCruz

In 1790, George Washington wrote back to a Hebrew congregation in Rhode Island.

He said the United States "gives to bigotry no sanction; to persecution no assistance." ...

"I, MySelf - In Other Words, Me - Have Long Aspired To Just That. Some Day. Some Day..."

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "The democrats just completely neglect males. There is nothing wrong, and it's admirable, to be a somewhat-to-high testosterone male."

Duuuuude!
Your House Has Only Passed 11 Bills, And Six Of Them Were About How Awesome Rich people Are! You Haven't Sat In Six Weeks!
Oh, And You've Been Jonesing To Replace Obamacare For 15 Years - Don't You Think You Could Have Done More Than "Chip Away" In That Time?
Stop The Gaslighting - Honestly, You're Just Embarrassing Yourself!

Acyn
@Acyn

Johnson: We would like to go in and look at the root causes of why those costs are so high. And we've been doing that. It's not just talking points. We have had laws signed into law, this congress that have begun to chip away at that.

This Just Shows You How Wrong The Radical Left Media Can Be
The President Is Praising A Regime Tied To War Crimes And Mass Murder Like IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH!
And You Wonder Why People Don't Trust You!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

HOLY SHIT: Trump just called the leader of Syria a "very strong leader" and said he "liked him" - bragging that "we have peace in the Middle East" because he "gets along with him."

He's praising a regime tied to war crimes and mass murder like it's a business deal.

No, But Americans Are Handcuffed By ICE, Which Is Sort Of The Same Thing

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Jesse Watters: We don't need friends. If we have to burn down a few bridges with Denmark to take Greenland. We're big boys. We dropped a-bombs on Japan and now they are our ally... America is not handcuffed by history. (2025) @Acyn

They've Got Nothing Higher Than A Six And Nothing That Matches
The Tell All Republican Officials Have Is That Their Lips Are Moving

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?

DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?

You Have To Admit He's Very Good At What He Does - One Of The Best. You Just Don't Like What He Does...

Marlene Robertson
@marlene4719

Trump is welcoming Ahmed al Shara a former leader of Al-Qaeda who was behind 9/11 who murders Christians in Syria and had a $10M bounty on his head will be welcomed at the White House today. Only the best people.

I Was Going To Say Something About Lucy And Footballs, But Within Seconds 1,000 Memes Had Already Been Circulated On Social Media On That Theme, So I Got Nothin'

Burges Everett
@burgessev

Whoa - Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now

She Was Elected To Congress
Like All People In That Situation, Running The Country Is Kind Of Her Shtick

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."