If It Wasn't For TwitterX, Where Would White Rage Go?
Other Than Fox News, I Mean
Okay, And The White House...

Some Of The Wealthiest Places In The World? Who Wants To Be Like...Them?

Acyn
@Acyn

Hannity: America will be doomed if we become New York, and New Jersey, and California, and Illinois."

"And When That Doesn't Work, I'll Ask Russell What He Thinks We Should Do. Russell Always Has The Best Ideas..."

Laura Ingraham
@IngrahamAngle

REAL LEADERS FIND SOLUTIONS:

"If the Supreme Court rules against tariffs, it would be a disaster for our country. Will I do something? I'll figure something out - because that's what I do in life. I figure things out." - POTUS

Starting World War III In Latin America Is A Small Price To Pay To Protect Pedophiles

Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein

BREAKING: US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announces start of military operation "Operation Southern Spear" day after Trump is implicated multiple times with Epstein.

1 Crazy Bastard) Who Is Believed To Be Infallible?

a) The Pope
b) The Border Czar
c) The Magic Eight Ball

CSPAN
@cspan

Tom Homan reacts to Catholic Bishops on immigration: "I'm saying it not only as the Border Czar, I'll say it as a Catholic, I think they need to spend time fixing the Catholic Church."

You'd Have To Sell A Lot Of Food Stamps To Be Able To Afford A House!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right to go to American citizens."

Are You Kidding Me‽ Are? You? Kidding? Me!
You Had Eight Months To Come Up With A Rebuttal For All Of The Mentions Of Donald Trump In The Epstein Files, AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH‽

Republican Accountability
@AccountableGOP

Megan Kelly in 2018: "There's no consenting for a 14 or even a 17 year old."

Megan Kelly today: "Jeffrey Epstein...was not a pedophile...He was into the barely legal type, he liked 15 year old girls...There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

What Does The Bureau Of Labour Statistics Say Abo - Ohhhhhhh...

Really American
@ReallyAmerican1

BREAKNG: In an unbelievable moment, Trump Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett says Americans will never know what the October unemployment rate was, but "We'll be able to concoct something."

They are admitting to the deception out loud.

Of Course, They'll All Be Bought Up By Foreign Investors...

Acyn
@Acyn

Watters: Baby boomers will eventually pass away, and when they do, they will all do it at the same time, and then millions and millions of homes will become available like that.

Is That A Cow With Hoof In Mouth Disease In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Brian Allen
@allenanalysis

Scott Bessent is now claiming beef prices are high because immigrants are smuggling diseased cattle from South America across the border.

This is what happens when you run out of economic arguments, you just start inventing barnyard fan fiction.

To Be Fair, The Script They've Been Given Is Terrible And None Of Them Have A Background In Improv

Alex Cole
@acnewsitics

So the Secretary of the Treasury thinks immigrants are hiking through the desert with cattle like it's the Oregon Trail. Trump's cabinet is really speed-running stupidity this term.

For A Week, Maybe. But How Would You Survive For The Other 51 Weeks Of The Year?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"

WELKER: Okay. Let's Talk About The Affordability Crisis.
BARRASSO: Oh, There Are More Important Things To Talk About Than That.
WELKER: Like What?
BARRASSO: Like The Investigation Into Bill Clinton's Ties To Epstein.
WELKER: I - You - But...Whut?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

WELKER: Four months ago the DOJ said there was nothing to investigate and then hours after Trump called for an investigation, Pam Bondi said she was opening an investigation. Is that appropriate?

BARRASSO: I think there's a lot more important things to talk about right now

This Season, Practice Holiday Gift Giving Triage
It's What Jesus Would Have Done

FactPost
@factpostnews

Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."

You're Wrong! He Was On The Television Every Day Of The Six Week Shutdown Explaining Why It Was The Fault Of The Democrats
You Think It's Easy Coming Up With Excuses Every Day For Six Weeks? It's Hard Work!

Ron Smith
Ronxyz00

Speaker Johnson: There is this idea out there that Congress goes on vacation. Shannon, I haven't had a day off in two years. We work around the clock.

This is an insult to people who are actually working

Q: Do You Listen To Yourself Talk?
Hassett: Absolutely Not. I Find I Sleep Much Better That Way

FactPost
@factpostnews

Q: So the tariffs have been removed from these items that we all buy at the grocery store. How soon do we expect the prices on those goods to go down?

Hassett: Well, the prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs

Q: So they might not go down?

Hassett: Well, the prices will go down

Q: Because the tariffs have been taken off?

Hassett: Right

Umm...And You're Saying This Now...Why?
Are You Looking For A Trump Pardon Or Something?

Christopher Aldana
@chrisaldanaLLC

At age 22, as a first year teacher, I engaged in a consensual encounter with a 16 year old who was not my student. There was no force, coercion, or predatory intent. Because I was employed as a teacher, the conduct was classified as a tier 3 sex offense and requires lifetime sex offender registry placement.

Capitalism: Still Loving It?

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump to McDonald's Franchise Owners: The minimum wage thing..you're going to have to fight... You people probably know the impact good or bad. Let your local congressmen know about it.