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Why Are You So Bitter?

Or, You Know What Would Be Really Respectful? NOT BEING AN ASSHAT! Maybe The President Should Try That Some Time

Acyn
@Acyn

Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?

Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration

Do Republicans Have A Competition To See Who Can Say The Stupidest Things To The American Public? Sometimes, I Feel Like That Is The Only Explanation For So Much Of What Comes Out Of Their Mouths...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Tom Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use your common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN International would've already been on the ground and interviews all their families and told their stories. So I think we can be confident that all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."

Case In Point...

FactPost
@factpostnews

Trump: It's an amazing story. They hit and then they said skedaddle, the word skedaddle. And that plane went like this, you know, when it drops a bomb, it goes down very steeply because that gives it a better angle. The very, very heavy bombs. And they go boom. And as soon as those things, the one pilot, the first one said skedaddle. I mean, it's just so unbelievable

And We Have A Winner!

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Alina Habba: There is no reason as a federal employee, me included, I shouldn't walk out richer from the federal government. That should not be the case. (2025) @Acyn

But...But...But How Can That Be True When The Tariffs Had Nothing To Do With Inflation?
You Enjoy Making My Brain Hurt, Don't You?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Lutnick on Trump removing tariffs from coffee, fruits, etc: "What you're gonna watch is the president focus on small things that touch Americans' pocketbook and he's gonna bring them all down. He's gonna use the power of what he's created to bring these prices down."

Talk About Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Fox host: This deal in my opinion would be a win for Putin. You happy with that?

GOP Sen. Mullin: I think it's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine - not Kyiv, but, uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me

Host: Crimea

Only 42 Times‽ Who Got To Them‽‽‽

NBC News
@NBCNews

Elon Musk's online encyclopedia, Grokipedia, cites the neo-Nazi website Stormfront as a source 42 times, according to an analysis by two researchers at Cornell.

Why Doesn't The US Do That With Venezuela?

Clash Report
@clashreport

JD Vance on Russia-Ukraine:

Why don't you stop killing each other and start trading with one another?

Why don't they actually engage in some commerce, travel between the two countries, engage in some sort of cultural exchange?

"I Would Have Thought There Would Be Less Bombing - Peace Doesn't Look All That Different From War - Honestly, I Don't Know What The Big Deal Is..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: We actually now have for the time peace in the Middle East after 3,000 years"

So Much For SNAP, Social Security, Unemployment Insurance Or The ACA
Just When You Think The Democrats Are Considering Developing A Spine...

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285-98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

"Resolved by the House of Representatives that Congress denounces socialism in all its forms and opposes the implementation of socialist policies in the United States," the text reads.

If Any Statement Was Tailor-made For The 25th Amendment...

FactPost
@factpostnews

Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'

You Say You Only Have The Best People, And THIS Is What You Come Up With?

Ford Fischer
@FordFischer

Following a "March Against Islamization" in Dearborn, Michigan, pardoned J6er Jake Lang spoke to city council telling Muslim members "You guys are outbreeding, insidious parasites."

"You will never look like us," he said. "Get the F*** out. American First."

He was ushered out by police as his supporters yelled "Christ is king!:"

"If I Have To Create Stories So That The American Media Actually Pays Attention... That's What I'm Going To Do."
I Have A Feeling I'm Going To Be Getting A Lot Of Use Out Of That Quote...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

JD Vance: "Don't let the debates we're having internally blind us to the fact that we're up against a radical leftist movement that murdered my friend a couple of months ago ... that is the real opponent here ... focus on the enemy."

You Say The Country Needs An Educated Workforce To Compete In The World?
No Problem: It Can Always Import One!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt just announced that the Trump administration will close the Department of Education.

Just Ignore Those Judicial Rulings Behind The Curtain...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Leavitt: "Not a single order this president or administration has given to our military has ever been illegal, nor will it ever be. This administration respects and abides by the law."

MAHA? Ha Ha!

PBS News
@NewsHour

The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAs on food.

The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.

Without Examples, There Can Be No Fear
Without Fear, There Can Be No Obedience
Without Obedience, I WILL BE OUT OF A JOB, PEOPLE, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

Acyn
@Acyn

Watters: I'm glad that the U.S. Military is now investigating this guy Kelly, because this is what we expect from Donald Trump 2.0... You have to make examples out of people