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Every Time He Rolls The Cowardice, It Comes Up Snake Eyes
It's Like He's A Character In That Tom Stoppard Play
You Know - The One He Wrote Before He Died

Manu Raju
@mkraju

Asked Speaker Johnson if he has any concerns with Trump pardoning former president of Honduras convicted of drug trafficking

"I don't know anything about that president...I don't have an opinion on it."

Asked him again, Johnson said it's up to Trump. "It's not really my issue."

I'm Not Sure What Killing Innocent Venezuelan Fishermen Has To Do With Our Gay Race Commie Utopia, But You Really Do Make It Sound Like A Very Cool Place

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Christian nationalist Joshua Haymes says Democrats and the media hate Pete Hegseth because he is "A straight, white, Christian man" who is preventing them from establishing their "gay race commie utopia."

Wait! Wasn't It The Chinese Who Had Tech That Could Control The Weather?
If You Can't Keep Your Delusions Straight, How Are The Rest Of Us Supposed To?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Not SNL

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to Trump: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane.
you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.

"Oh, please!" Pavel Krushevan Protested, "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Was A Blood Libel. This? This Isn't Even A Weak Tea Libel!"

Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra

Former CIA Director Mike Pompeo claims that Americans who criticize Israel are committing a modern form of "blood libel," insisting that such voices should have no place in the Republican Party or in the country at all.

He says that Israel's culture sits at the core of the conservative movement.

Pompeo makes it clear that, in his view, there can be no tolerance for anyone who portrays Israel as evil.

"Love The Sentiment," Pavel Krushevan Responded. "Just Think You're Aiming At The Wrong Target..."

Rep. Randy Fine
@VoteRandyFine

There is no suffering adequate for these animals. May the streets of Gaza overflow with blood.

Of Course They Did! With Trump In Charge, They Had Legitimate Concerns That They Wouldn't Be Paid The Kickbacks They Would Be Owed!

Julia Davis
@JuliaDavisNews

U.S. Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Wednesday slammed European NATO allies for prioritizing their own defense industry over American arm s suppliers, according to three NATO diplomats.

REPORTER: Have You Factored In The Cost Of Dealing With Increasing Climate Crises?
TRUMP: No, My Hernia Hasn't Flared Up In Several Months. Thank You For Asking...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "Under the new rules issued today by Secretary Duffy, the Dept of Transportation will rescind the Biden fuel economy prices. And I hate to say that because they were really not economy, they were anti-economy. They were horrible what they were doing to the costs."

Whoa! Evolution Really Does Work!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

If current trends continue, White will go from being a small minority of world population today to virtually extinct!

The Honourable Gentleman From South Carolina Sure Has His Finger On The Pulse Of What's Really Important To His Constituents
And He Gets Bonus Points For Normalizing A Torture Technique Favoured By Republicans

Acyn
@Acyn

Fry: Weak showers are for sad motels and gyms built in the 1970s. If we wanted a gentle mist as our shower, we would stand in front of a humidifier. That's why I introduced The Shower Act. No one wants to be waterboarded by a trickle at 6am.

The Law Of The Jungle?
The Law Of Unintended Consequences?
Murphy's Law?
Come On - Are You SURE You Can't Find A More Convincing Answer?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

FOX: You said the follow up strike was lawful. What law is it that allows no survivors?

LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans

A Trump Administration Official Admitting He Doesn't Understand Something? Hoekstra Should Be Given Points For His Honesty
Then, He Should Have Them All Taken Away, And More, For His Appalling Incompetence In His Position

Acyn
@Acyn

US Ambassador to Canada: But let me tell you, I go around the country and people will say, "Pete, you just don't understand why we're so mad about the 51st state." And it's kind of like, "Yeah, you're right. I don't.

From People Like The Saudi Crown Prince?

The Resonance
@Partisan_12

Mark R. Levin: If you're an American Patriot, then you're an Israeli Patriot, if you're an Israeli Patriot, you're an American Patriot... it's that simple.

We give Israel $3 Billion a year... Americans should be THANKING the Government of Israel for protecting us

So, The My Lai Massacre Is Now The Official Policy Of The United States?

Home of the Brave
@OfTheBraveUSA

Pete Hegseth: "[Trump] changed the rules of engagement [and] untied the hands of war fighters...We don't need burdensome rules of engagement that make it impossible for us to win these wars."

I Know A Certain Secretary Of DefenseWarRotten Tomatoes Who Would Disagree With You

Wednesday's child
@RaySIlas236530

We're not at war with Venezuela so the Navy's manual on "law of war" doesn't apply.

I Agree That Word Of Mouth Will Be Much Better Than Transcripts Of The War Crimes Trials - Nobody Ever Wants To Read THEM!

The Resonance
@Partisan_12

May Golan, Israeli Minister of Social Equality:

"I am personally proud of the ruins in Gaza and that every baby, even 80 years from now, will tell their grandchildren what the JEWS did."

Karl: Didn't You Just Say Biden Didn't Do Any Vetting?
Noem: He Didn't Do Any Vetting Before He Did The Vetting. Honestly, Don't You Know How Blaming Your Predecessor Works?

Cuckturd
@CattardSlim

Kristi Noem: Biden didn't vet the National Guard shooter when he let him in.

Karl: So Trump vetted him before granting him asylum?

Noem: No. We relied on Biden's vetting.

Monty Python Called - They'd Like Their Four Yorkshiremen Sketch Back

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Host: Do you work 18 hours a day?

Johnson: More. I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.