Like Mister Charles Darwin, Headlines Had the Gall to Ask

When Confronted With Questions Like This, I Always Ask Myself: "What Would Marshall McLuhan Say About It?"
Then, I Forget The Whole Thing, Because I Never Did Understand What McLuhan Said About Anything!
You'd Think I Would Know Better By Now...

"So Audiobooks Count as Reading?" - New York Times

Why Should Science Be Any Different Than Anything Else Canada Thinks About?

"Why does Canada think so small when it comes to science?" - Toronto Star

I Would Say The Fix Has Been In For A Long Time

"A rocky start for 'horrible' new LRT line
What's going wrong with the beautiful but very slow trains - and can they be fixed?" - Toronto Star

You May Already Be Unemployed And Not Even Realize It

"How Fast Could A.I. Change Our Jobs?" - New York Times

My Relationship With Fido. Isn't That Right Boy? Boy? Fido? Fido, What Are You Doing With That Copy Of Das Kapital?

"Of course, Trump's hockey spectacle was political. What isn't these days?" - Toronto Star

No, I'm Just Happy To See You

"Is that mayo on the oil cap?" - Toronto Star

Trade With The United States Will Become A NAFTA Thought

"The Canada-China tariff deal is quite the achievement. Now what?" - Globe and Mail

It Is For Canada's Military
Why - Are There Any Other Budget Considerations?

"Is 'defence spending' the best Canada can do?" - Toronto Star

Because Thoughts And Prayers Didn't Stop COVID...
Or Help The Environment...
Or End School Shootings...
Or...

"Science Changes, So Why Trust It?" - New York Times

Keeping Kids From The Horrors Of The Adult World For As Long As Possible?

"In an age of AI, what's the point of high school English?" - Globe and Mail

Six Months Of Political Vituperation And Regret

"Poilievre wins big, but what comes next?" - Toronto Star

FWIW, They Scared The Hell Out Of Me

"Was skeleton team pushed too hard?" - Toronto Star

The World Doesn't Come With A User Manual

"My generation invented the internet. So why is my digital world always blinking midnight?" - Toronto Star

Has He Ever Made Anything Great For The First Time?

"Can Donald Trump make Iran great again?" - Globe and Mail

Not For The Premier's Developer Friends

"Is Eglinton Crosstown LRT too little, too late?" - Toronto Star

Settle Into Your Sofa With A Bucket Of Rocky Road And Put On The Latest Bridget Jones Movie
Some Annual Rituals Are Worth Maintaining

"How do I deal with Valentine's Day while single?" - Toronto Star

Than Iranians? Hell Yes!
Than Their Parents? Uhh...Can I Get Back To You On That One?

"Are Americans really doing better?" - New York Times

Yes
And Its Name Is...Rhino!

"Does Canada still need a third party?" - Toronto Star

Gangrene

"What's the story behind city's black fire hydrants?" - Toronto Star

Line Dancing

"What Will Take the Great Capitulation's Place?" - New York Times

I'm Just Spitballing, Here, But: A Place Where Planes Take Off And Land?

"What do we want island airport to be?" - Toronto Star

Only The Shadow...y Surveillance State Knows...

"What secrets lurk in Ford's phone?" - Toronto Star

Sure, But At The Rate They're Going, They Won't Form A Government Until 2277

"Will slow and steady win the race for federal NDP?" - Toronto Star

Only If You're Addicted To Militarism

"Is doubling Canada's defence spending the right response to today's security threats?" - Toronto Star

If He Really Wanted To Make A Point, He Would Have Had Butter Tarts With The Pineapple On His Pizza

"ONE SLICE TO UNITE THEM ALL
Was choosing Hawaiian pizza a soft-power flex by Carney?" - Toronto Star

Did You Mean "Sleeping Into Present?" Typos In Headlines Are Sooooooo Embarrassing!

"Is my girlfriend's unfaithful past seeping into present?" - Toronto Star

Why Are You Using Bold Face? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME? WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE MURDERED IN OUR HOMES BY THIEVES, AREN'T WE‽

"Our feelings about crime don't always align with stats
Why are we so on edge?" - Toronto Star

Absolutely! She's Always Wanted To Star In A Bad Sitcom...

"Is wife comfortable with lunch plan at ex's home?" - Toronto Star