"Why Are You Getting Closer To - I Applaud Your Enthusiasm, But You Really Are Uncomfortably Clo - Why Are You Picking Me - PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN THIS INST - WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME‽ THE ROOF‽ THIS BUILDING IS SEVEN STORIES TALL - WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO ON THE ROO - Oh. You Know, That's Not What I Mea -"
Chris MenahanNetanyahu addresses the "1,000 pastors" Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs brought to Jerusalem for hasbara training: I'm counting on you, and I know you'll do what has to be done."
How Did This Guy Ever Become The Richest Man In The World?
CALL TO ACTIVISMMUSK: We just kind of made up a department.
MILLER: Do you think you were successful?
MUSK: We were a little bit successful. We were somewhat successful. Um, I mean, we, we, we stopped a lot of funding for, um, that, that, that really just made no sense...
"If It Had Just Had The Word ‘Peace' Somewhere In It, It Would Have Been Perfect!"
AcynTrump: I left the Middle East bringing back $3 trillion and lots of Boeing airplanes like 300 and Boeing gave me the award for the greatest salesman in the history of Boeing which is a nice little award.
It's A Pretty Impressive Feat To Have Both Christ AND Marx Pissed Off At You For Misrepresenting Their Beliefs
Right Wing WatchChristian nationalist Mark Meckler praises Trump for rescuing the word ‘retard' from the woke left thought police: "There are so many words ... that have been driven out of use because we've been told they're politically incorrect. Well, that's just cultural Marxism."
If You Subtract Stephen Miller Out Of Public Appearances, All Of The Sudden...There's Still Steve Bannon And Nick Fuentes And -Miller: If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket.. If you subtract immigration out of public safety, all of the sudden we don't have violent crime in our cities
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Return To The Calendar...
Jamie BonkiewiczThe Heritage Foundation just put out their Project 2026 plan. And y'all...buckle up, because it's about to get worse
In Other Words, "I Was Expecting The Media To Move On To Other News By Now. How Dare You Pay Attention!"
Ron FilipkowskiQ - You said 5 days ago you were going to release the video of the second strike. Can we get an update on that?
Trump - You are a terrible, horrible nasty low-IQ woman and the worst reporter ever working for a terrible company! I never said that! Now you get nothing, fake news!
You Wouldn't? Really? Because That's The Centre Square Of My "Crazy Shit Zionists Say And Do" Bingo Card!
Glenn GreenwaldI would never have guessed that Larry Ellison's son and Bari Weiss would chose a guy who is a fanatical supporter of Israel, who was married to an Israeli, and who has accused Ta-Nehisi Coates of being a terrorist for writing a book critical of Israel, as the next CBS News anchor.
"Of Course, Most Of Them Are Now Starving, But Progress Always Comes At A Cost, Am I Right?"
AcynTrump: You're doing better than you've ever done. More than 40,000 Pennsylvanians have been lifted off of food stamps
Don't Be So Coy, Mehdi: You Know Republicans Would Lose Their ShitEFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
Florida is designating the Muslim Brotherhood and the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) as foreign terrorist organizations.
Florida agencies are hereby directed to undertake all lawful measures to prevent unlawful activities by these organizations, including denying privileges or resources to anyone providing material support.
Mehdi HasanI'm trying to understand what the reaction would be if a Democratic governor designated AIPAC and the Zionist Organization of America as foreign terrorist organizations.
"That Reminds Me Of The Time I Was Golfing With...You Know, Golfing With...Uhh, Golfin...NNNN...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Republicans against TrumpTrump last night in Pennsylvania:
"Which is better, sleepy Joe or crooked Joe?...To me he's a sleepy son of a bitch"
Bordering On Lunacy
AcynMayes: I sent a letter to Pam Bondi and I said, please send me an additional 50 DEA agents because these are the folks that help me fight the Mexican drug cartels... not only did she not send me 50 additional DEA agents, she actually took 60 DEA agents out of Arizona
I Never Thought I Would Be Nostalgic For The Days When I Was Called A Self-hating JewNEW:
ADL CEO Johnathan Greenblatt says that even anti-Zionist Jews are antisemitic:
"Anti-Zionist is just an anti-Semite...even if they come from our Jewish community"
I'm Sure Johnny Depp Will Do A Great Job Playing Him In The Movie
CALL TO ACTIVISMYou can't make this up.
Donald Trump announces he has intercepted a tanker off the coast of Venezuela that contained "illegal Iranian oil" - And says the United States will KEEP the oil.
So piracy is his foreign policy? This is completely unhinged.
And Amusing As Hell Even If It Isn't True
Ryan GoodmanThis is extraordinary and extraordinarily revealing if true.
"An artificial intelligence chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as ‘unambiguously illegal.'"
Could The Fact That You Don't Know Possibly Be The Problem?Trump: Instead of a 4% GDP or 3% GDP, it should be able to be 20 or 25%. I don't know why it can't be.