How Many Ways Can You Say, "TwitterX Sucks"
Before The Sourness Permanently Puckers Your Lips?

I Thought The Affordability Crisis Was A Hoax
"That Rumour Was Started By Joe Biden"
I Hear Your Wife Is Leaving You
"Yeah. She's Going To Shack Up With Joe Bi - Wait, What?"

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Vance: "Every affordability crisis that's confronting the American people today, is traceable directly to a problem caused by Joe Biden"

"Even If It Was Performed By A Maronite Christian...Or Even A...Muslim
Jewish Heroism Can Be Quite Expansive In That Way..."

Concerned Citizen
@BgatesIsaPsycho

Benjamin Netanyahu speaking on the attack on Bondi.

"I saw on my way here, the video of the Jew, who pounces on one of the murderers."

"We have seen Jewish Heroism at its best"

Fortunately, David Ellison Will Soon Fix That

Mike Sington
@MikeSington

"We will not take him, period, for any show on any topic." Stephen Miller says CNN has banned him from appearing as a guest. Good, maybe they don't want him spreading his racism and hate and constant gaslighting,

Whoa! Looks Like Somebody Got Up On The Wrong Side Of The Coffin This Evening!

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

The Democrat party has been engaged in a vast far-reaching scheme to displace and disenfranchise Republican voters and their families through mass voter importation. And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.

And Indiana Voted For Him
If He Is Willing To Do This TO A STATE HE LIKES...

Heritage Action
@Heritage_Action

President Trump has made it clear to Indiana leaders: if the Indiana Senate fails to pass the map, all federal funding will be stripped from the state.

Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will be close. Major projects will stop. These are the stakes and every NO vote will be to blame.

#PassTheMap

Three More Years Of Fascism?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now, That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?

Why Not? Paddy Chayefsky Did Fifty Years Ago

David Pakman
@dpakman

The Erika Kirk CBS town hall is one of the most deranged programming choices in the history of television. If this is how Bari Weiss is starting to run CBS, I can't even imagine what's coming next

I'm Sorry, But I Prefer Her Earlier, Funnier Unhinged Political Rants

Megatron
@Megatron_ron

NEW:

Actress Roseanne Barr WARNS Nick Fuentes:

"You're gonna be begging the jews to help you...down on your knees and repent like Kanye West motherf*cker"

"Hopefully Not For Much Longer, But I'm Just One Man! I Can Only Do So Much..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "We have to be unified. China is unified because they have one vote - that's President Xi. He says 'do it' and that's the end of that. We have a different system."

Are You Sure About That? Because It Sounds Very Much Like Somebody Wants Exactly That...

Fox News
@FoxNews

SENATOR CRUZ: "We don't want China's values of surveillance and centralized control by the communist government governing AI. We want American values of free speech, of individual liberty, of respecting the individual."

Q: Was That An Answer?
Leavitt: Was That A Question?

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Q: "Regarding the H200 chips, why is the president willing to allow China to have access to one of America's chief technological advantages?"

Leavitt: "What you see from the president on Truth Social is, most of the time, what you hear from the president behind closed doors."

I'm Going To Try Playing This For My Three Year-Old When I'm Having Trouble Getting Him To Go To Sleep
I Bet It'll Work Better Than Reading The Three Little Pigs

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

FOX: Two thirds of people say costs for healthcare have increased. So what can Republicans do before the end of the year to say you're on top of it?

THUNE: These were Biden covid bonuses. The Democrats set this to expire this year. This is a problem they created.

Wow. Within Minutes, People Who Have Never Used The Phrase "Globalize The Intifida" Are All Condemning It
You Think They Have, Like, Chips Implanted In Their Heads That Give Them All Instant Access To Benjamin Netanyahu's Daily Talking Points?

Jacob N. Kornbluh
@jacobkornbluh

Reacting to Bondi Beach attack, Mayor Eric Adams says:

"That attack in Sydney is exactly what it means to 'globalize the Intifada.' We saw the actual application of the globalization of the intifada in Sydney..."

She Flipped On The Leader And Turned Him In, But - Twist! - It Turned Out That SHE Was The Leader The Whole Time And She Framed An Innocent Schlub!
At Least, That's The Way It Played Out In Noem's Mind...

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire "organization." What happened with that? Any updates?

"It's Drowning Out The Conspiracy Theories CBS Is Beginning To Circulate In Its Nightly News Show, And We Can't Afford To Lose Many Viewers!"

AF Post
AFpost

Bari Weiss suggests the government needs to censor social media after conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk's assassination begin to dominate the conversation on social media.

Are You Sure About That? Clenches Have Always Got President Trump In Trouble...

Ivan Raikin
@IvanRaiklin

Time to immediately Invoke the Insurrection Act and order the US Marshalls with deputized SEALS to rescue Gold Star Political POW from the clenches of Insurrectionist Colorado. Tonight.

If This Made Sense, My Parents Would Only Ever Have Been Aware Of The As In My High School Report Cards
That Would Have Saved Me Having To Spend So Much Time In My Room!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BRENNAN: The president said 'prices are coming down tremendously.' But the latest data shows the consumer price index up 3% year over year. What data is he looking at?

HASSETT: He went through the individual items that we've already made a bunch of progress on