[F]Elon Doesn't Let Reality Get In the Way of a Good Rage Tweet
That's Probably the Only Thing He Has In Common With His Admirers

Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids.

Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Young People Not Being Able To Find Jobs Because 80 Year-olds Are Hogging Them All Don't Have To Worry: They Can Always Make A Living Being Influencers

Jewish influencer in the US, Ben Shapiro Calls for the US to abolish retirement:

"No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."

A New Way Of Saying, "Shit Happened?"

Trump happened

I Feel Like Zionists Are Treating Their Responses To Accusations Of War Crimes Like Ordering Chinese Food: "I'll Take One Phrase From Column A And Two Phrases From Column B..."

A Norwegian Journalist asked Israeli Knesset member:

"Can you explain to us why Israel is K!lling journalists on a mass scale?"

He replied:

"You're lying... Not only we do not K!LL journalists, journalists came to KILL us.... you're anti-Israel..."

Bondi And Comer Go To White Heaven

UPDATE: In a stunning move, Rep. James Comer is demanding that A.G. Pam Bondi invalidate Joe Biden's pardons and executive orders, citing a report revealing a cover-up of cognitive decline & unauthorized autopen use, which violates the Constitution's non-delegable pardon power.

South Caroline GOP candidate Pastor John Lastinger preaches against food assistance for the poor, calling it "socialism."

Lastinger is running to replace GOP Rep. RJ May who pleaded guilty to distributing sexual abuse material involving children. The election is Tuesday.

Have You Never Heard Of Public Hygiene?

Israeli far-right politician Itamar Ben-Gvir stated:

"According to an ancient Jewish tradition, we spit when passing a monastery or a priest. I don't believe this violates anything."

Didn't Get The Joke, Hunh?

Stephen Colbert is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success. Now, after being terminated by CBS, but left out to dry he has actually gotten worse, along with his nonexistent ratings. Stephen is running on hatred and fumes ~ A dead man walking! CBS should, "put him to sleep," NOW, it is the humanitarian thing to do!

"How Is Never? Does Never Work For You?"

Bari Weiss admits it was her decision to pull the segment:

"My job is to make sure that all stories we publish are the best they can be. Holding stories that aren't ready for whatever reason - that they lack sufficient context, say, or that they are missing critical voices - happens every day in every newsroom. I look forward to airing this important piece when it's ready."

And While We're At It, We Must BAN UNICORNS ON PUBLIC STREETS! They Sh!t On Sidewalks And Eat The Petunias In Our Gardens!

Sharia Law has NO PLACE in America.

It violates our laws and goes against our values.

We must BAN SHARIA LAW.

The Math Is Simple: "This Revolt" = "Journalism"

Stephen Miller: Every one of those producers at 60 minutes who engaged in this revolt, clean house and fire them

"And If Necessary, We Will Aggressively Incurse Them To Prove The Point!"

JD Vance: Denmark has not kept pace in devoting the resources necessary to keep this base, our troops, and in my view to keep the people of Greenland safe from aggressive incursions.

Will He Kick It Off By Slowly Driving A White Ford Bronco Down A Jerusalem Highway?

Benjamin Netanyahu announces the Israeli government will investigate the October 7 terrorist attacks using a model similar to the 9/11 Commission created under George W. Bush.

He says no topic will be off-limits, including questions about his own alleged involvement.

"That's exactly what we're doing"

It Wasn't A Complete Failure: Musk Got A Lot Of Information About Private Citizens That Will Allow Him To Make His Businesses More Profitable

BREAKING: DOGE was a massive failure, it slashed incredibly helpful programs, and gov't spending ended up increasing $453 BILLION.

BREAKING: Jared Kushner, billionaire son-in-law of a billionaire, who received billions from the Saudis, says don't complain but work harder to achieve your dreams.

That's not advice; it's privilege.

Those 31 Years She Spent Working At The Fire Department Don't Count - They Were Lesbian Years

NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani celebrates history - appointing the first lesbian to be FDNY Commissioner. There may be one slight issue: Lillian Bonsignore has never served as a firefighter. #Dumpsterfire

Could The Problem Be That This Is The Funniest Thing You've Said In Years?

ROB SCHNEIDER: "Mark Ruffalo could say whatever he wants against Trump and he'll still get work as an actor. But if an actor like me ... dares question the tribe of Democrats, that's it. You're out of Hollywood.

If They Ask Nicely, I'll Bet Rob Schneider Would Be Happy To Perform There

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giidens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men's Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.